功夫熊猫4 Kung Fu Panda 4(2024)英文字幕预览

1 00:00:00 (grand orchestral fanfareplaying)
2 00:00:25 ♪ ♪
3 00:00:56 (wind whistling)
4 00:01:00 (grunting)
5 00:01:01 ♪ ♪
6 00:01:05 (all grunting)
7 00:01:09 (distant shouting)
8 00:01:11 (machinery clacking)
9 00:01:20 (bleating)
10 00:01:26 -(bleating): H-Hey.-(bleating): H-Hey.
11 00:01:30 -H-Hey.-H-Hey.
12 00:01:34 -H-Hey.-H-Hey.
13 00:01:42 (wind whooshes)
14 00:01:44 ♪ ♪
15 00:01:46 (low growling)
16 00:01:49 (growling)
17 00:01:51 (gasps)
18 00:01:52 (distant screaming)
19 00:01:53 (screaming)
20 00:01:57 (growling)
21 00:01:59 That's right. It is I, Tai Lung.
22 00:02:03 It can't be.
23 00:02:05 (roars)
24 00:02:06 (rams clamoring)
25 00:02:07 I have returnedto take what is mine,
26 00:02:09 which iseverything that is yours.
27 00:02:14 (yelling)
28 00:02:16 (gasping)
29 00:02:19 (all gasping)
30 00:02:21 Let it be known,from the highest mountain
31 00:02:22 to the lowest valley,that Tai Lung lives.
32 00:02:26 And no onewill stand in his way.
33 00:02:29 Not eventhe great Dragon Warrior.
34 00:02:36 ♪ ♪
35 00:02:41 (kids laughing)
36 00:02:43 Oh, where is Po?
37 00:02:44 He was supposed to be herehours ago.
38 00:02:47 Ping, will youplease just relax?
39 00:02:50 I am relaxed!
40 00:02:52 Okay. I'm sure Po is fine.
41 00:02:55 But what if he's sick?
42 00:02:56 What if he's hurt?What if he's hungry?
43 00:02:58 -(whimpers) -Don't getyour noodles in a twist.
44 00:03:01 If I know our son, he's probably
45 00:03:03 just kicking backand catching some rays.
46 00:03:06 ♪ ♪
47 00:03:10 (echoing):Kung fu!
48 00:03:14 (gasps) That's bad.
49 00:03:17 Oh, getting worse.
50 00:03:19 (roaring)
51 00:03:20 Ooh! (grunting)
52 00:03:23 Ah, come on!
53 00:03:27 (grunts)
54 00:03:29 (all gasping)
55 00:03:31 (gasps)
56 00:03:33 (roaring)
57 00:03:34 (screaming)
58 00:03:39 (grunts)
59 00:03:40 (yelling)
60 00:03:42 Ha-ha!
61 00:03:48 Okay, big guy, we're reallygonna have to wrap this up.
62 00:04:01 (warbling)
63 00:04:04 Whee!
64 00:04:06 -Oink! -Oink!-(cheering)
65 00:04:08 -Again, again!-That was fun.
66 00:04:09 -Let's do that again.-(Po laughs)
67 00:04:12 And next time,keep your surf off their turf.
68 00:04:15 (all cheering)
69 00:04:21 I'm late. I'm late.
70 00:04:22 Ooh, I'm late.
71 00:04:24 (excited clamoring)
72 00:04:26 It's the Dragon Warrior!
73 00:04:27 Was, is, and always will be.
74 00:04:29 We love you, Dragon Warrior!
75 00:04:31 Oh, and I love you, too,adoring fan.
76 00:04:33 -Sign my scroll.-Sign my hat!
77 00:04:35 -Sign my shirt!-PO: Okay, okay.
78 00:04:36 I'll sign whatever you want.
79 00:04:37 -Po.-(clamoring stops)
80 00:04:40 Master Shifu.Here, let me just...
81 00:04:42 Uh... There.
82 00:04:44 That's, uh, much worse.
83 00:04:47 -We have to talk.-Absolutely. Let's talk.
84 00:04:50 Right after the ceremony.
85 00:04:52 -Let's go! -(cheering)-Ceremony? What ceremony?
86 00:04:55 PO:The Staff of Wisdom,
87 00:04:57 -given to me by Master Oogwayhimself. -(crowd aahing)
88 00:05:00 It is said thatwhoever possesses this staff
89 00:05:02 has the powerto travel between the realms.
90 00:05:05 The power to unlock the doorto the Spirit Realm.
91 00:05:08 And now, the power to open
92 00:05:11 the all-new Dragon WarriorNoodles and Tofu!
93 00:05:16 (cheering)
94 00:05:17 Where the broth has kick...
95 00:05:19 -(all exclaiming) -...andthe bean curd's a knockout.
96 00:05:22 (cheering)
97 00:05:23 (sputtering, whistling)
98 00:05:25 Dragon Warrior!
99 00:05:27 Will the Furious Fivebe here, too?
100 00:05:29 Unfortunately, no. They're offon super cool kung fu missions.
101 00:05:33 Tigress is taking onthe free-range chicken gang.
102 00:05:35 -(clucking)-Monkey's hot on the trail
103 00:05:37 of the missing macaque.
104 00:05:38 Crane was crowned kingof the Crocodilians.
105 00:05:40 -ALL: Crane!-PO: Long story.
106 00:05:41 Viper's wrapping up peace talks
107 00:05:43 between the cobrasand the mongooses.
108 00:05:44 Or is it "mongeese"? And Mantis?
109 00:05:46 Well, he's just tryingto keep his blushing bride
110 00:05:48 from biting his head off.
111 00:05:51 Just 'causethey're not here in person
112 00:05:53 doesn't mean they're not hereas life-size cutouts.
113 00:05:56 Now, who wants a picture?
114 00:05:57 -(cheering)-Okay, okay. One at a time.
115 00:05:59 -Oh, me, me, me! Me!-Uh, you.
116 00:06:01 -KID: My turn, my turn!-And then you.
117 00:06:05 (all gasping)
118 00:06:08 (Shifu groans)
119 00:06:10 He really capturedyour disapproving scowl.
120 00:06:12 We need to talk.
121 00:06:14 -Now.-(gasps)
122 00:06:15 Hey, can I get one of thosein a wallet size?
123 00:06:18 -SHIFU: Po!-Coming!
124 00:06:21 Do you remember the first time
125 00:06:23 you climbed these stepsto the Jade Palace?
126 00:06:25 (panting) How could I forget?
127 00:06:27 I thought I'd nevermake it to the top.
128 00:06:29 Yes, but you persevered,and once again,
129 00:06:31 destiny calls for you to takethe next step on your journey.
130 00:06:34 The next step?What are you talking about?
131 00:06:36 I've already takenall the steps, haven't I?
132 00:06:39 It is time for youto choose your successor.
133 00:06:42 -Successor for what?-A successor
134 00:06:44 to be the next Dragon Warrior.
135 00:06:46 (laughs) Yeah, I get it.
136 00:06:48 Funny, 'causeI'm the Dragon Warrior.
137 00:06:54 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait.
138 00:06:56 You mean I'm not gonna bethe Dragon Warrior anymore?
139 00:06:58 -Exactly.-Then what am I gonna be?
140 00:07:00 Once a successor is chosen,you will advance
141 00:07:03 to the highest levelin all of kung fu.
142 00:07:05 Spiritual Leaderof the Valley of Peace.
143 00:07:09 Whoa!
144 00:07:11 I don't know what that means.
145 00:07:13 It's just likeMaster Oogway before you.
146 00:07:15 You will oversee the valley,
147 00:07:17 passing along wisdomand inspiring hope.
148 00:07:20 Look, I appreciatethe promotion.
149 00:07:22 I thinkI'm just gonna stick with
150 00:07:24 the whole Dragon Warrior thing.
151 00:07:26 "Dragon Warrior thing"?
152 00:07:27 What is it you're holding?
153 00:07:29 A cookie.
154 00:07:30 Other hand.
155 00:07:31 The Staff of Wisdom.
156 00:07:33 -It was given to youby Master Oogway. -Ah!
157 00:07:35 Do you really thinkit was so you could
158 00:07:37 open a restaurantor pose for pictures?
159 00:07:39 He wasn't super specific.
160 00:07:40 Oogway entrusted youwith that staff
161 00:07:42 so you could followin his footsteps
162 00:07:45 and become something betterthan you already are.
163 00:07:48 You take it.
164 00:07:49 No. Oogway did notgive it to me.
165 00:07:51 Being the next Oogwayis not my destiny,
166 00:07:53 which I have acceptedand am at peace with.
167 00:07:56 -Really, it's fine.-You don't sound fine.
168 00:07:58 You don't sound fine!I'm very fine!
169 00:08:00 -Okay, okay. You're fine.-This is an honor.
170 00:08:03 Oogway chose youas his successor,
171 00:08:04 and now you must choose yours.
172 00:08:06 Master Shifu, I finally foundsomething I'm good at,
173 00:08:09 and now you want to justtake it away from me?
174 00:08:11 No one istaking anything away, Po.
175 00:08:13 Who you are will always bea part of what you become.
176 00:08:16 Yeah, but where'sthe "skadoosh"?
177 00:08:18 You know what I mean?The "shasha-booie"?
178 00:08:20 I don't want to seem ungrateful,but I don't know
179 00:08:21 anything about passing on wisdomor inspiring hope.
180 00:08:24 All I know are two things:
181 00:08:26 kicking butt and taking names.
182 00:08:29 And if I'm beingcompletely honest,
183 00:08:31 I'm not even that goodat the name-taking.
184 00:08:33 Like, who is thatfire-breathing crocodile?
185 00:08:35 I want to say Steve.
186 00:08:36 You were chosen to bring peaceto the valley.
187 00:08:39 And there are other waysto bring peace
188 00:08:40 than simply kicking butt.
189 00:08:43 Well, sure,but not any fun ones.
190 00:08:45 Please.
191 00:08:46 Being the Dragon Warrioris all I know.
192 00:08:48 -It's who I am.-Not anymore.
193 00:08:51 The Valley of Peaceneeds a spiritual leader,
194 00:08:53 and Master Oogway chose you.
195 00:08:55 You'll startinterviewing candidates
196 00:08:56 first thing tomorrow morning.
197 00:08:58 Candidates? What candidates?
198 00:09:02 (crowd cheering)
199 00:09:04 ♪ ♪
200 00:09:09 (crowd aahing)
201 00:09:11 Awesome!
202 00:09:20 -No way!-(cheering, applause)
203 00:09:24 -(chuckles): Wow!-(cheering)
204 00:09:26 Skadoosh.
205 00:09:27 Fantastic pose.
206 00:09:30 (screaming)
207 00:09:32 (crowd gasping)
208 00:09:34 (screaming)
209 00:09:38 (cheering, applause)
210 00:09:39 Woo-hoo! Nice!
211 00:09:41 (clangs)
212 00:09:43 Master Po will now choosethe next Dragon Warrior.
213 00:09:48 -(cheering)-(rhythmic drumbeat playing)
214 00:09:50 CROWD (chanting):Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!
215 00:09:53 Dragon Warrior!Dragon Warrior!
216 00:09:57 (music and chanting stop)
217 00:09:58 So many great candidates.
218 00:10:00 I'm gonna let the finger decide.
219 00:10:02 Wait.
220 00:10:04 Whoa, whoa. What is happening?
221 00:10:07 The Dragon Warrior! It's me!
222 00:10:10 (cheering, whooping)
223 00:10:11 (groans)
224 00:10:13 (shrieking)
225 00:10:16 SHIFU: Like it or not, Po,you have to choose a successor.
226 00:10:19 Eh, nothing about themsays "dragon" or "warrior."
227 00:10:23 You will know when you know.
228 00:10:24 How do I know when I know?
229 00:10:26 -You know?-(sighs)
230 00:10:28 When I'm conflicted,
231 00:10:30 I come here to ask the universefor answers,
232 00:10:32 just as Oogway did before me.
233 00:10:34 I'm not conflicted.
234 00:10:35 I'm just not readyfor a next step.
235 00:10:37 What is that you're holding?
236 00:10:38 -The Staff of Wisdom.-Other hand.
237 00:10:41 A chewed-up peach pit?
238 00:10:42 Exactly.
239 00:10:44 Every pit holds the promiseof a mighty tree.
240 00:10:48 Uh, how is this gonnahelp me find answers?
241 00:10:50 Don't ask me. Ask the universe.
242 00:10:53 Be the pit, Po. Be the pit.
243 00:10:59 (straining):There we go.
244 00:11:01 All right, universe,give me some guidance.
245 00:11:07 Inner peace. Inner peace.
246 00:11:10 Inner peace.
247 00:11:13 Dinner, please.
248 00:11:15 Dinner with peas.
249 00:11:17 Snow peas in a sesame soy glaze.
250 00:11:20 (frustrated grunt)
251 00:11:22 Inner peace. Inner peace.
252 00:11:25 (inhales deeply)
253 00:11:27 This is not working at all.
254 00:11:29 Maybe focus on your breathing.
255 00:11:31 I'm trying,but it's kind of hard
256 00:11:32 when you keep talking to me.
257 00:11:34 Technically, you're talkingto you, if you think about it.
258 00:11:36 Hey, will you two be quiet?I'm trying to concentrate here.
259 00:11:39 Wait, if I'm Po's inner voice,then who are you?
260 00:11:41 Uh, I'm Po's inner-inner voice.
261 00:11:44 How many voicesdo I have in there?
262 00:11:45 -You do not want to know.-This dirt is itchy.
263 00:11:47 -I just love kung fu.-What am I gonna be?
264 00:11:49 Are we alone in the universe?
265 00:11:50 (voices overlapping, clamoring)
266 00:11:53 -(high-pitched yelling)-Anyone want a cookie?
267 00:11:56 (wind whistling softly)
268 00:11:59 ♪ ♪
269 00:12:02 Universe?
270 00:12:06 Is that you?
271 00:12:10 (gasps)
272 00:12:12 (chokes)
273 00:12:13 (grunts, coughs)
274 00:12:15 (sputters)
275 00:12:25 Attention, mysterious figure.
276 00:12:27 The Dragon Warrior is hereto perform justice.
277 00:12:32 (exclaims)
278 00:12:34 I know you're in here.
279 00:12:37 Just a matter of timebefore I find you.
280 00:12:41 Ooh.
281 00:12:43 (grunts)
282 00:12:49 Ha!
283 00:12:50 You can't hidefrom justice forever.
284 00:12:53 (gasps)
285 00:12:58 The Dagger of Deng Wa.
286 00:13:00 You've got excellent taste,I'll give you that.
287 00:13:03 But I can't give you that.Give it back.
288 00:13:05 If you insist.
289 00:13:17 (exclaims)
290 00:13:19 Oh, no.He's got a walking stick.
291 00:13:21 What are you gonna do,stroll me to death?
292 00:13:23 This stick is notfor the strolling.
293 00:13:25 It's the Staff of Wisdom.
294 00:13:27 The Dragon Warrioris gonna be mad
295 00:13:28 when he finds outyou took his stick.
296 00:13:29 I am the Dragon Warrior.
297 00:13:32 I'm just gonna say it.
298 00:13:34 Nothing about you says"dragon" or "warrior."
299 00:13:36 (grunts, yells)
300 00:13:41 (grunts)
301 00:13:45 (distorted):Whoa.
302 00:13:49 (exclaims)
303 00:13:51 How dare you desecratethe Hall of Heroes...
304 00:13:55 Who's desecrating what now?(grunts)
305 00:13:56 Master Ostrich's Egg!
306 00:13:58 Oops. My bad.
307 00:13:59 Hi-yah!
308 00:14:01 The Indestructible Chain Hammerof Master Pangolin.
309 00:14:03 Whoopsies.
310 00:14:06 (straining)
311 00:14:08 Ha-ha! Ooh. Oh!
312 00:14:11 (grunting)
313 00:14:14 (giggles)
314 00:14:16 The Urn of Whispering Warriors,which I've already broken.
315 00:14:20 Twice!
316 00:14:22 Why would you keepan urn of souls?
317 00:14:24 Feels kind of creepy.
318 00:14:26 (whispering warriors gasp)
319 00:14:27 (sighs)
320 00:14:28 Are you doing okay there,big guy?
321 00:14:30 You're looking a little tired.
322 00:14:31 I've never felt more awake!
323 00:14:33 (grunts)
324 00:14:36 The War Hammerof Master Chipmunk?
325 00:14:40 (whispering warriors groan)
326 00:14:41 You're gonna pay for that.
327 00:14:42 (gasps)
328 00:14:45 Hello?
329 00:14:51 (gasps)
330 00:14:54 (whispering warriors booing)
331 00:14:58 You faker.
332 00:14:59 It's not faking.It's called Method.
333 00:15:02 Catch you later, panda.
334 00:15:04 No.
335 00:15:05 (whimpers)
336 00:15:12 I think I'll catch you now.
337 00:15:15 (shouts)
338 00:15:17 (grunts)
339 00:15:18 -(shouts)-Whoa!
340 00:15:20 -(grunting)-(Po laughs)
341 00:15:23 -(exclaims)-(grunts)
342 00:15:27 Whoa!
343 00:15:30 Whoa!
344 00:15:34 Told ya.
345 00:15:35 You got me, oh greatand powerful Dumpling Warrior.
346 00:15:38 That's Dragon Warrior-- Ah!
347 00:15:41 Let go of me.
348 00:15:43 Just tell me one thing.
349 00:15:44 How did someone like youbecome the Dragon Warrior?
350 00:15:47 That's a mysteryfor you to solve
351 00:15:48 during your two-year stayat the Valley of Peace prison.
352 00:15:50 Valley of Peace prison? (scoffs)
353 00:15:52 Sounds like a day care.
354 00:15:53 It is a day careon the weekends.
355 00:15:55 But it's also a prison.
356 00:15:57 RAM:There he is!
357 00:15:58 -Dragon Warrior!-Tai Lung is back.
358 00:16:00 Tai Lung has returned?
359 00:16:02 He demanded all of our iron,then destroyed our quarry.
360 00:16:05 He's supposed to bein the Spirit Realm.
361 00:16:06 -Well, he's back. -He saidthat he's not gonna stop
362 00:16:08 until the Valley of Peace fallsand the Dragon Warrior
363 00:16:11 -bows before him.-He's back.
364 00:16:13 -Please, you got todo something. -It was Tai Lung.
365 00:16:15 Looks like I'm notthe only one around here
366 00:16:17 with a mystery to solve.
367 00:16:19 Well, you know what they say.
368 00:16:20 Every step leaves a footprint,no matter how small.
369 00:16:29 (wind gusting)
370 00:16:31 ♪ ♪
371 00:16:45 PO:Every step leaves a footprint,
372 00:16:48 no matter how small.
373 00:16:55 Very clever, fox.You know something.
374 00:16:57 Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
375 00:17:00 Okay, I do. I really, really do.
376 00:17:02 -Tell me.-And why should I?
377 00:17:03 I mean, what's in it for me?
378 00:17:05 The peace of mind knowingyou did the right thing.
379 00:17:07 You're adorable.Has anyone ever told you that?
380 00:17:09 And I don't mean just in, like,in the cuddly sense.
381 00:17:11 I don't have time for games.
382 00:17:13 Tai Lung is running loosein the Valley of Peace!
383 00:17:14 Maybe. Or maybe she wants youto think it was Tai Lung.
384 00:17:19 -Wait. "She"?-Mine.
385 00:17:22 The empress of disguise,
386 00:17:24 capable of taking any form,mimicking any shape.
387 00:17:26 The master of deception.
388 00:17:28 The lizard of lieswith the glowing teal eyes.
389 00:17:30 I'm talking 'bout...
390 00:17:32 The Chameleon.
391 00:17:34 (gasping)
392 00:17:36 This is kind ofa private conversation.
393 00:17:38 (squawking)
394 00:17:39 Who's The Chameleon?
395 00:17:41 Only the most powerfulshape-shifting sorceress.
396 00:17:43 So she's shape-shiftinginto Tai Lung!
397 00:17:46 But what does she have againstme and the Valley of Peace?
398 00:17:48 These are good questions.You should ask her.
399 00:17:51 You're right.How do I find this...
400 00:17:53 The Chameleon?
401 00:17:55 She isn't someonewho can be found.
402 00:17:56 At least not without someonein the know.
403 00:17:59 And how do I findsomeone in the know?
404 00:18:02 Oh, it's me.
405 00:18:03 It's obviously-- It's-it's me.
406 00:18:05 I'm in the--I mean, I'm in the know.
407 00:18:06 Forget it.I'll find her on my own.
408 00:18:09 Good luck.
409 00:18:10 After all, how hard can it be
410 00:18:12 to find someone who can looklike anyone, blend in anywhere?
411 00:18:18 Fine. You lead meto The Chameleon,
412 00:18:21 and I'll see what I can doabout reducing your sentence.
413 00:18:24 Deal.
414 00:18:25 -(door opens)-SHIFU: Po! -Ah!
415 00:18:27 What do you think you're doing?
416 00:18:28 (stammers) Th-There's this
417 00:18:30 shape-shifting sorceresson the loose and...
418 00:18:32 That's a jobfor the Furious Five.
419 00:18:34 Well, they're not here.
420 00:18:35 And someone needs to protectthe Valley of Peace.
421 00:18:37 Look, I knowthat change is difficult
422 00:18:38 and that you enjoybeing the Dragon Warrior,
423 00:18:41 but your jobis finding a successor.
424 00:18:44 The Dragon Warriorand I have a deal.
425 00:18:45 Mind your own business,squirrel.
426 00:18:47 Master Shifu is not a squirrel.
427 00:18:49 I'm a red panda.
428 00:18:51 You know what?I love that for you.
429 00:18:53 Po, this is your decision.
430 00:18:55 But I think you knowwhat choice Master Oogway
431 00:18:58 would want you to make.
432 00:18:59 ♪ ♪
433 00:19:04 -Thanks for the free stay.-SHIFU: What are you doing?
434 00:19:06 -Little dank for a day care.-Wait.
435 00:19:07 Not bad for a jail.
436 00:19:09 -Where is she going?-You can't leave.
437 00:19:10 Don't worry. I'll have her back
438 00:19:11 before you even knowshe was gone.
439 00:19:13 You are supposed to bepassing along wisdom
440 00:19:15 -and inspiring hope!-(guard grunts)
441 00:19:17 Just think of it as one lastDragon Warrior adventure.
442 00:19:19 I'll be back soon.Tell my dads I love 'em.
443 00:19:22 I can't hear you anymore!
444 00:19:23 -Bye!-(squawks)
445 00:19:25 (Shifu groans)
446 00:19:26 Yeah!
447 00:19:27 It sure is goodto be a free fox again.
448 00:19:30 -That's a good back scratcher.Yoink! -Hey!
449 00:19:32 So does this really unlockthe door to the Spirit Realm?
450 00:19:35 It doesn't work like that.
451 00:19:37 It has to be givenin order to gain its powers.
452 00:19:39 Gotcha. Given to gain.
453 00:19:41 -So, uh, can I have it?-No!
454 00:19:43 -What do you take me for?-An easy mark.
455 00:19:45 What's an easy mark?
456 00:19:46 Someone who's easyto steal from.
457 00:19:48 Usually because they're generousand too trusting.
458 00:19:50 -Like you.-Aw, thank you.
459 00:19:55 I heard The Chameleonis a monster
460 00:19:57 with an appetiteof a thousand predators.
461 00:19:59 And her favorite food is panda.
462 00:20:02 They say this Chameleoncharacter has magical powers.
463 00:20:05 If you say her name three times,
464 00:20:07 she'll take you awayin the night!
465 00:20:09 (kids crying)
466 00:20:11 The Chameleon can shape-shiftto look like anyone.
467 00:20:14 -Even you.-Or you.
468 00:20:16 (chewing noisily)
469 00:20:19 Mr. Li, Mr. Li, is it true?
470 00:20:21 Po's going to take downan evil sorceress?
471 00:20:24 The-The Chameleon?
472 00:20:26 (chuckles): Well, a DragonWarrior's work is never done.
473 00:20:30 Li, I'm thinking Po teaming upwith a convicted felon
474 00:20:33 to take down an evil sorceresswasn't such a great idea.
475 00:20:37 Relax. Po has faced demons,
476 00:20:40 demigods and everything elsein between.
477 00:20:42 He's always come out on top.
478 00:20:43 Ah, you're right. You're right.
479 00:20:45 But what if you're wrong?!
480 00:20:47 Calm down, Ping.
481 00:20:49 How bad canone evil sorceress be?
482 00:20:54 Who is she to summon us?
483 00:20:56 Classic power move.
484 00:20:58 We're the heads of
485 00:20:59 Juniper City'smost prominent crime families.
486 00:21:01 And she's just some bug-eyed,power hungry reptilian runt.
487 00:21:05 You left outthe evil sorceress part.
488 00:21:06 We used to run this city.
489 00:21:08 Now we pay herhalf the money we swindle.
490 00:21:11 It's like a criminal can't makean honest living anymore.
491 00:21:13 Yeah, but what can we do?
492 00:21:16 Together, we can take her down.
493 00:21:18 -(bosses gasping)-Are you nuts?
494 00:21:19 She's a shape-shifter.
495 00:21:21 She could be at this very table,and we'd have no idea.
496 00:21:26 For all we know,you're The Chameleon!
497 00:21:29 Or you're The Chameleon!
498 00:21:31 -Or maybe...-Oh, no.
499 00:21:32 -...maybe...-Don't say it.
500 00:21:34 (voice changing):...I'm The Chameleon.
501 00:21:36 I said don't say it.
502 00:21:39 (bosses gasping)
503 00:21:44 We obviously spoke out of turn.
504 00:21:46 Sorry, Chameleon.
505 00:21:48 No, no, don't apologize.
506 00:21:50 You and your families prosperedby preying upon the weak.
507 00:21:54 So it doesn't feel good whenyou're the one being squeezed.
508 00:21:58 Especially whenthe one doing the squeezing
509 00:22:00 is just a "bug-eyed,power hungry..."
510 00:22:04 What was the rest?
511 00:22:06 Reptilian runt.
512 00:22:08 Well, this reptilian runtwants more.
513 00:22:12 You already have the city.
514 00:22:14 What elsecould you possibly want?
515 00:22:16 I have something specialin mind.
516 00:22:17 I'm very close to achieving it.
517 00:22:20 As close as the blood moon.
518 00:22:22 But the blood moonis two nights away.
519 00:22:25 So little time,so many expenses.
520 00:22:27 Which is whyI'll need to increase
521 00:22:29 this month's tribute to 60%.
522 00:22:33 No.
523 00:22:38 What was that, now?
524 00:22:40 I mean no disrespect.
525 00:22:45 Don't worry.
526 00:22:46 I forgive you for the impudence
527 00:22:50 and the backstabbing
528 00:22:52 and the blatant disrespectyou've shown me.
529 00:22:56 I forgive.
530 00:22:58 But I never forget.
531 00:23:01 You might sayI have the memory...
532 00:23:03 Oh, don't say it.
533 00:23:04 ...of an elephant.
534 00:23:09 (grunting)
535 00:23:15 (deep grunting)
536 00:23:17 (trumpets)
537 00:23:19 (bosses gasping)
538 00:23:22 (deep voice): You thinkI've pushed you too far?
539 00:23:25 Then you, my friend, can't begin
540 00:23:28 -to fathom...-(grunts)
541 00:23:29 ...just how far I can push.
542 00:23:33 (exclaims, grunting)
543 00:23:36 (bosses whimpering, muttering)
544 00:23:39 (normal voice): I'll expectyour tributes by dawn.
545 00:23:44 (birds chirping)
546 00:23:46 Are we gonna stopfor lunch soon?
547 00:23:48 Justice doesn't stop for lunch.
548 00:23:50 But it does take the occasionaltime-out for snackage.
549 00:23:53 Want to split my almond cookie?
550 00:23:55 You're just gonna give mehalf of your cookie
551 00:23:57 -out of the goodnessof your heart? -Mm-hmm.
552 00:23:59 What's the catch,the rub, the bamboozle?
553 00:24:01 -The "bam-what-le"?-You know, the fleece,
554 00:24:03 the rook, the flimflam.
555 00:24:04 Do you want the cookie or not?
556 00:24:07 (chewing noisily)
557 00:24:09 (mouth full):I got my eye on you.
558 00:24:13 How much farther is itto this The Chameleon?
559 00:24:16 Just a little farther.
560 00:24:17 ♪ ♪
561 00:24:23 (crickets chirping)
562 00:24:29 (both screaming)
563 00:24:32 Li, what are you doing out herein the middle of the night?
564 00:24:35 Well, I... I-I didn't wantto miss the blood moon rising.
565 00:24:39 Oh, pooh.
566 00:24:40 You are just as worried as I am.
567 00:24:42 All right, all right.
568 00:24:43 I know pandas come acrossas calm, gentle and chill,
569 00:24:46 but (chuckles) the truth is
570 00:24:48 -I'm kind of freaking out!-So am I.
571 00:24:51 Po is just too calm,gentle and chill
572 00:24:52 to facea shape-shifting sorceress.
573 00:24:55 -What if he's captured?-What if he's tortured? (gasps)
574 00:24:58 BOTH:Our baby!
575 00:25:01 Okay, okay.
576 00:25:02 Maybe Po hasfinally met his match,
577 00:25:05 but there is still somethingthat he has
578 00:25:07 -that The Chameleon does not.-What's that?
579 00:25:10 Us.
580 00:25:11 Now, let's go find our son.
581 00:25:14 I hope Po's okay.
582 00:25:15 You know, Li,a wise goose once said,
583 00:25:18 "Worrying doesn't makethe broth boil any faster."
584 00:25:21 LI:Who was that idiot?
585 00:25:23 PING: Me, of course.I was the wise goose.
586 00:25:25 LI:Oh, yeah.
587 00:25:27 PO:Whoa!
588 00:25:29 That's the biggest villageI've ever seen.
589 00:25:31 ZHEN:That's no village.
590 00:25:33 That's Juniper City.
591 00:25:35 That's where I'll findThe Chameleon, huh?
592 00:25:36 Just a boat ride away.
593 00:25:38 And I'm gonna lead youright to her front door.
594 00:25:41 Are you sure we'll finda boat captain in there?
595 00:25:43 For the right price,those cutthroats
596 00:25:44 will take us anywherewe want to go.
597 00:25:45 Of course,we could always opt for
598 00:25:47 the four-finger discount.
599 00:25:49 No stealing.
600 00:25:51 "The Happy Bunny Tavern."
601 00:25:53 Well, that sounds inviting.
602 00:25:55 (screams, grunts)
603 00:26:00 Anybody lose a rabbit?
604 00:26:02 (whimpers)
605 00:26:04 (patrons murmuring)
606 00:26:05 (groaning)
607 00:26:08 -Stir faster!-(gasps)
608 00:26:12 Welcome tothe Happy Bunny Tavern.
609 00:26:15 I'll find us a ride.Maybe you can get us some food.
610 00:26:18 And stay out of trouble.
611 00:26:21 Hey, what you guys playing?
612 00:26:24 Mah-jongg.
613 00:26:25 And the stakes are high.
614 00:26:27 Can I play?Surely you'll go easy
615 00:26:28 on a beginner,'cause I'm very beginning.
616 00:26:31 (snickers)
617 00:26:33 Hey there.
618 00:26:34 -What can I get you?-A boat ride to Juniper City.
619 00:26:37 Ask this guy.
620 00:26:40 -Who's he?-He's the captain.
621 00:26:42 Thanks.
622 00:26:46 (sighs)
623 00:26:47 Oh, I win again.Beginner's luck, I guess.
624 00:26:50 Never played before, huh?
625 00:26:51 I'm sorry, are youaccusing me of cheating?
626 00:26:54 I would like to speakto the manager, please.
627 00:26:56 I am the manager.
628 00:26:58 I'll give you a boat rideto Juniper City,
629 00:27:00 but I won't carryanything illegal.
630 00:27:03 I don't want any trouble.
631 00:27:04 (chuckles) Trouble runs from me.
632 00:27:06 -(squawks)-Then it'll cost you double.
633 00:27:08 I'm confused. Should I havesaid that I like trouble?
634 00:27:10 In that case,it'll cost you triple.
635 00:27:12 Oh, uh, maybe we can go backto the double price.
636 00:27:17 You got a deal.
637 00:27:19 Great. Do I shake his handor your hand?
638 00:27:22 Can I get anything elsefor you, ma'am?
639 00:27:24 Yes. Everything, again.
640 00:27:26 Except for the broth.It was very bland.
641 00:27:28 -Keep stirring!-(screams)
642 00:27:30 (whimpers)
643 00:27:31 Whoa! One of everythingis my go-to order.
644 00:27:34 But how did you pay for this?
645 00:27:36 Legally, lawfully,fair and square.
646 00:27:38 -I'm proud of you.-(grunts)
647 00:27:42 -(gasping)-(snorts)
648 00:27:44 (Zhen gasps)
649 00:27:47 (growling)
650 00:27:50 Oh, wow. Look at the time.
651 00:27:51 Remember we have to dothat thing
652 00:27:52 -down by the placewith that guy? -(grunts)
653 00:27:54 Did you actually think you couldgrift a meal out of me?
654 00:27:59 (gulps) There's got to be
655 00:28:00 some sort ofmisunderstanding here.
656 00:28:02 (growling)
657 00:28:03 And apparently,I'm the one misunderstanding.
658 00:28:06 Please allow us to payfor our meal and yours, too.
659 00:28:09 I'm only hungry for...
660 00:28:11 -Dumplings?-...vengeance.
661 00:28:13 Well, then, come and get it.
662 00:28:15 No! No, no, no, no!Don't come and get it!
663 00:28:17 -Destroy them!-(shouting)
664 00:28:19 (grunting)
665 00:28:30 (screaming)
666 00:28:31 I got it!
667 00:28:35 (grunts) Hi-yah!
668 00:28:42 -Whoa!-There you go.
669 00:28:44 (grunts, exclaims)
670 00:28:46 -All better.-(screams)
671 00:28:47 Come on.
672 00:28:49 Gotcha.
673 00:28:50 -Keep stirring!-(whimpers)
674 00:28:52 (grunting)
675 00:28:56 (high-pitched scream)
676 00:29:00 Hi-yah!
677 00:29:02 (shouts)
678 00:29:05 (henchman groans)
679 00:29:08 (exclaims)
680 00:29:10 Whoa! (screams)
681 00:29:13 (clamoring)
682 00:29:20 I'll take that.
683 00:29:24 Think this belongs to you.
684 00:29:28 (growling)
685 00:29:30 Hi-yah!
686 00:29:34 (coins clinking)
687 00:29:39 No stealing. (exclaims)
688 00:29:40 (grunts, screams)
689 00:29:44 (sighs)
690 00:29:46 Yeah, I think it'sa little too late for that.
691 00:29:48 It's never too lateto do the right thing.
692 00:29:50 -(groans)-Get them!
693 00:29:52 -(gasps) Watch out!-Whoa!
694 00:29:55 HENCHMEN:Huh?
695 00:29:58 (exclaiming)
696 00:30:01 -Skadoosh!-(roaring)
697 00:30:03 (henchmen shouting)
698 00:30:09 -(henchmen groaning)-ZHEN: Whoa. Nice move.
699 00:30:11 You got to teach me that.
700 00:30:13 GRANNY BOAR:You die, panda!
701 00:30:15 (exclaiming)
702 00:30:18 (yelling)
703 00:30:22 (grunts)
704 00:30:24 (screaming)
705 00:30:27 (screams)
706 00:30:28 (grunts)
707 00:30:30 ZHEN:(screams) Whoa, whoa, whoa!
708 00:30:32 (screaming)
709 00:30:34 Who designs a tavern on a cliff?
710 00:30:35 I shouldn't have eatenall those dumplings. (yelps)
711 00:30:39 (grunts)
712 00:30:40 Huh? Uh-oh.
713 00:30:42 (both scream)
714 00:30:44 (grunting)
715 00:30:46 (squawks)
716 00:30:47 Sail ho!
717 00:30:51 (pillars creaking)
718 00:30:54 -(all exclaiming)-GRANNY BOAR: Back up!
719 00:30:56 Move, move, move!
720 00:30:59 (quacks)
721 00:31:01 Uh, not that I'm worried,
722 00:31:02 but what if The Chameleonknows we're coming?
723 00:31:06 Why, she could be anywhere.Anyone.
724 00:31:08 Li, would you please showa little backbone?
725 00:31:11 I'm sorry, but bravery wasnever really my specialty.
726 00:31:14 (quacks)You don't have to be brave.
727 00:31:17 You just have to act brave.
728 00:31:19 Act brave. Got it.
729 00:31:21 (gasps, screams)
730 00:31:23 Oh! Oh! Li!
731 00:31:25 (whimpering)
732 00:31:27 -Hold on!-Hold me, Ping!
733 00:31:29 -It's all been for nothing!-Please, no!
734 00:31:32 I'm too young!
735 00:31:33 -Oh!-(thump)
736 00:31:38 How was that for acting brave?
737 00:31:40 (sighs) Keep working on it.
738 00:31:45 (sighs) Juniper City.
739 00:31:48 It's gonna be greatto be back home again.
740 00:31:50 Does your familylive there, too?
741 00:31:52 They would if I had a family.
742 00:31:54 It wasn't easy beinga little fox in a big city.
743 00:31:58 So I had to surviveany way I could.
744 00:32:01 -Hey!-Grifting.
745 00:32:03 Shilling. Gaffing.
746 00:32:05 Stop running. Stop running!
747 00:32:13 Whoa. You're an orphan? So am I.
748 00:32:15 Well, I mean, I was.
749 00:32:17 My goose dad adopted me,and then later,
750 00:32:19 my panda dad found me.
751 00:32:21 Goose dads, panda dads.Guess it takes all kinds.
752 00:32:24 -Right, Mom?-(squawks)
753 00:32:27 Then, one day,a local took me in,
754 00:32:29 put a roof over my head,
755 00:32:30 gave me clothes to wear,food to eat.
756 00:32:32 After that,I was never alone again.
757 00:32:35 -I guess we both got lucky.-I guess.
758 00:32:37 Hey, tell me something.
759 00:32:38 -Back in the Valley of Geese...-Peace.
760 00:32:40 ...what did thatangry little squirrel mean...
761 00:32:42 -Red panda.-...when he said
762 00:32:43 you had to find your successor?
763 00:32:45 (sighs) Now that I'm supposedto become Spiritual Leader,
764 00:32:48 I have to finda worthy successor
765 00:32:50 to take overas the Dragon Warrior.
766 00:32:52 Once you're on top, that'swhere you want to stay, right?
767 00:32:54 No, it's just that--
768 00:32:55 What do I know aboutbeing a Spiritual Leader?
769 00:32:57 I can't even come up with
770 00:32:58 one of thosecool-sounding proverbs.
771 00:32:59 "Life's greatest enemy is..."
772 00:33:02 Uh, I don't know. Stairs?
773 00:33:04 Okay.
774 00:33:06 -Everyone knows life's greatestenemy is time. -(squawks)
775 00:33:09 I guess it's just easierto hold on to the life you know
776 00:33:12 than move onto the one you don't.
777 00:33:14 Hey, that was pretty good.
778 00:33:16 Yeah. Maybe she should bethe Spiritual Leader
779 00:33:19 of the Valley of Geese.
780 00:33:22 Whoa, that guy.He drinks like a fish.
781 00:33:25 Should he be driving?
782 00:33:26 ♪ ♪
783 00:33:32 (sizzling)
784 00:33:35 (heavy clanking)
785 00:33:51 We've come to pay tribute,as you requested.
786 00:33:54 Looks a little light.
787 00:33:56 Go back out and get me more.
788 00:33:58 -More?-But-but, Chameleon...
789 00:34:00 Go. Before I toss you downanother flight of stairs.
790 00:34:03 (bosses grumbling)
791 00:34:06 At last, my destiny approaches.
792 00:34:13 I'll expand my rulefrom Juniper City
793 00:34:16 to every city and townand village
794 00:34:19 from here to the Valley of Peaceand beyond.
795 00:34:27 (echoing):They will all know the name
796 00:34:29 of The Chameleon!
797 00:34:32 ZHEN:Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
798 00:34:33 (screams) Zhen!
799 00:34:35 I had a vision.I saw The Chameleon.
800 00:34:37 She's gonna take overcities and towns
801 00:34:39 and the Valley of Peace.
802 00:34:41 A vision?
803 00:34:42 While you were asleep.
804 00:34:44 I'm pretty surethat's just a dream.
805 00:34:45 Not a dream! A vision.
806 00:34:47 Either I had a bad dumplingbefore I went to sleep
807 00:34:49 or it's a Dragon Warrior thing.
808 00:34:51 We got to get to The Chameleonand take her down.
809 00:34:53 Well, then, you're in luck.
810 00:34:55 Welcome to Juniper City.
811 00:34:57 ♪ ♪
812 00:35:02 Whoa!
813 00:35:06 ZHEN:This is the place
814 00:35:07 where you can bewhatever you want to be,
815 00:35:09 do whatever you want to do
816 00:35:11 and stealwhatever you want to steal.
817 00:35:15 Uh, if that's your thing.
818 00:35:16 FISH:Land ho!
819 00:35:19 (all grunting)
820 00:35:20 Whoa. That came out of nowhere.
821 00:35:24 (lively chatter)
822 00:35:26 (grunting)
823 00:35:33 (grunts)
824 00:35:35 -Whoa!-Move! -Look out!
825 00:35:37 -Sorry.-Out of the way!
826 00:35:39 I've never seenso much traffic before.
827 00:35:42 ZHEN: You don't have rush hourin the Valley of Peace?
828 00:35:44 No one's ever inthat much of a rush. (grunts)
829 00:35:47 Come on!
830 00:35:50 (exclaiming)
831 00:35:54 Well, sure is goodto be home again.
832 00:35:56 The sights, the sounds...
833 00:35:58 (sniffing)
834 00:35:59 The smells.
835 00:36:00 (gasps)
836 00:36:02 Oh...
837 00:36:03 (panting)
838 00:36:04 It's a wonton wonderland!
839 00:36:06 Hoo-hoo-hoo!
840 00:36:11 Yeah!
841 00:36:12 Whoa. (laughs)
842 00:36:14 -ZHEN: Po. Po!-(excited panting)
843 00:36:16 Focus!
844 00:36:18 This city is the mostamazing place I've ever seen!
845 00:36:19 I used to feel the same way
846 00:36:21 until The Chameleongot her claws into it.
847 00:36:23 -(whimpering)-(chortling)
848 00:36:27 -(growls)-(gasps)
849 00:36:28 -(grunts)-(bleats weakly)
850 00:36:31 (low growling)
851 00:36:34 Tonight we take downThe Chameleon.
852 00:36:37 Oh, yeah.
853 00:36:38 I'll show you wherethis villainous sorceress lurks
854 00:36:40 as she dominates the city.
855 00:36:41 Is she lurkingin that villainous tower
856 00:36:43 dominating the city?
857 00:36:46 -How'd you know?-Eh, not my first time
858 00:36:48 taking down a villain.
859 00:36:49 -Let's keep moving.-CITIZEN: Hey, Zhen.
860 00:36:51 -Hey-ya, Zhen.-Long time no see.
861 00:36:53 -How you doing, Zhen?-Wow.
862 00:36:54 -You're quite the local celeb.-Yeah, well,
863 00:36:57 let's just say a face like mineis hard to forget.
864 00:37:02 What?!
865 00:37:03 You're a wanted criminal?
866 00:37:04 You sound surprised.Is this surprising?
867 00:37:06 I don't thinkthis is surprising.
868 00:37:08 You never mentionedyou were wanted.
869 00:37:10 Don't worry.
870 00:37:11 The law has better things to dothan look for me.
871 00:37:13 -Hey, fox.-We've been looking for you.
872 00:37:16 -Must be a slow work week.-I'll handle this.
873 00:37:18 Morning, Officers.Dragon Warrior here.
874 00:37:21 The fox and I are hereon official Dragon Warrior biz.
875 00:37:25 -Dragon who?-Warrior what?
876 00:37:27 Dragon Warrior? Anyone?
877 00:37:29 Nothing?
878 00:37:30 Perhaps you know me better as...
879 00:37:33 the Kung Fu Panda!
880 00:37:36 -Wait, wait!-(officers laughing)
881 00:37:39 Can you believe that guy?
882 00:37:40 -Ah, come on!-Okay.
883 00:37:42 So we tried it your way.Now we try it mine.
884 00:37:46 Wait, what's your way?(screaming)
885 00:37:50 (grunts) Sorry.
886 00:37:54 Come on, come on,come on, come on!
887 00:37:56 You can't run away from the law.
888 00:37:57 You're a wanted criminal.
889 00:37:59 Yeah, well, it looks likeI'm not the only one.
890 00:38:01 Wow, city lifereally is fast-paced.
891 00:38:04 We got to get out of herebefore they call for...
892 00:38:06 (rumbling)
893 00:38:09 ...backup.
894 00:38:09 (growling)
895 00:38:14 That's a lot of bull.
896 00:38:15 -Run!-(exclaims)
897 00:38:19 (grunts with effort)
898 00:38:21 (grunts)
899 00:38:23 -Let's go. Let's go!-(whimpers)
900 00:38:25 (snorts)
901 00:38:28 (growls)
902 00:38:30 (both screaming)
903 00:38:34 Ooh! Ow!
904 00:38:36 -(grunts)-(squeals)
905 00:38:38 (exclaims)
906 00:38:41 -Whoa.-(screams)
907 00:38:43 (vibrating grunts)
908 00:38:45 -Whoa!-(both screaming)
909 00:38:48 -Oh!-(both grunting)
910 00:38:50 (both gasp)
911 00:38:57 (roaring)
912 00:38:59 (screaming)
913 00:39:04 Let's go.
914 00:39:06 Whoa!
915 00:39:08 (grunts)
916 00:39:09 (all straining)
917 00:39:11 I'm falling... very slowly.
918 00:39:15 Oh!
919 00:39:17 (screaming)
920 00:39:21 (screaming)
921 00:39:26 (groaning)
922 00:39:27 (yells)
923 00:39:30 (grunts) Sorry.
924 00:39:31 -(grunts)-(crying)
925 00:39:33 ♪ ♪
926 00:39:40 -(panting)-(soft tinkling)
927 00:39:42 (whimpering)
928 00:39:47 Whew.
929 00:39:48 (feet screech)
930 00:39:56 There they are!
931 00:39:58 We don't have timefor a drum solo.
932 00:40:02 We're trapped.
933 00:40:08 (both grunting)
934 00:40:09 (Po screams)
935 00:40:12 -I heard drumming.-(confused chatter)
936 00:40:16 -It isn't much farther now.-You always say that,
937 00:40:18 and it's always so much farther.
938 00:40:22 Whoa.
939 00:40:23 What is this place?
940 00:40:25 Home sweet home.
941 00:40:27 Some of the best crooksand criminals
942 00:40:28 in all of Juniper Citylive here.
943 00:40:31 (whirring)
944 00:40:33 Careful. These guyswill steal your pants
945 00:40:34 right off ya,and you'll never know it.
946 00:40:39 Uh-oh. Now, you kids be carefulwith those fireworks.
947 00:40:43 (snarling)
948 00:40:45 (shrieking)
949 00:40:47 Ooh.
950 00:40:50 -(shouting)-(growling)
951 00:40:53 (grunts)
952 00:40:54 Ow!
953 00:40:57 (snarling)
954 00:40:59 BUNNIES:Oh.
955 00:41:00 (giggling)
956 00:41:02 So you're friendswith all these people?
957 00:41:04 They're practically family.
958 00:41:06 Zhen.
959 00:41:12 Oh! Is that really you?
960 00:41:14 Han, my old mentor.
961 00:41:17 I always knew somedayyou'll find your way home
962 00:41:19 back to the den.And when you did...
963 00:41:21 (thieves growling)
964 00:41:23 ...I'd be sure to give youa proper homecoming.
965 00:41:26 -Family, huh?-More like distant cousins.
966 00:41:28 All right,how should we do this?
967 00:41:30 Quick and painlessor slow and painful?
968 00:41:34 (cheerily): Slow and painful.Slow and painful.
969 00:41:37 All right, you little scamps.Slow and painful it is.
970 00:41:40 -Yay!-Hooray!
971 00:41:41 You really don't wantto do this.
972 00:41:43 -And why is that?-Because if you so much as
973 00:41:45 lay one claw on me, you'regonna have to answer to...
974 00:41:48 the Dragon Warrior.
975 00:41:50 (imitating echo):Warrior. Warrior. Warrior.
976 00:41:52 Warrior. Warrior.
977 00:41:54 Who?
978 00:41:56 (confused chatter)
979 00:41:57 Oh, man, are my adventuresreally that regional?
980 00:42:01 Introduce them, Po.
981 00:42:03 To your fists.
982 00:42:06 (thieves growling)
983 00:42:11 Remember, Po,there are other ways
984 00:42:13 to bring peacethan by kicking butt.
985 00:42:15 Ah, come on. Really?
986 00:42:16 -Now?-Yes, now.
987 00:42:19 Hold on. Shouldn't my innerShifus have differing opinions?
988 00:42:22 We are in total agreement.
989 00:42:24 With our mutual disappointment.
990 00:42:26 BOTH:In you.
991 00:42:28 Wait.
992 00:42:30 (murmuring)
993 00:42:31 He who resortsto violence now...
994 00:42:35 will only findmore violence later.
995 00:42:39 (confused murmuring)
996 00:42:41 So what you're saying is,if we don't hurt Zhen
997 00:42:44 a little now...
998 00:42:45 We can hurt her a lot later.
999 00:42:47 What?No, that's not what I said.
1000 00:42:49 Yes! And more violence later
1001 00:42:51 is better thanless violence now.
1002 00:42:54 No, no, no, no,I think you're misunderstanding
1003 00:42:55 the fundamental point of what...
1004 00:42:56 -More violence!-Hooray!
1005 00:42:57 Violence makes my tummy tingle.
1006 00:42:59 You know, that panda makesa lot of good points.
1007 00:43:01 I like it.
1008 00:43:03 BUNNIES (chanting):Violence! Violence! Violence!
1009 00:43:05 No, no, no, wait! Come back!
1010 00:43:08 I'll come up with better wisdom.
1011 00:43:10 You have got to workshopthose proverbs.
1012 00:43:14 -PO: Uh, the kung fu panda?-Nope.
1013 00:43:16 The son of Mr. Ping and Li?
1014 00:43:18 Those are bothvery common names.
1015 00:43:20 -Mentored by Oogway?-Sorry.
1016 00:43:22 Trained by Master Shifu?
1017 00:43:24 -Oh, Master Shifu.-Aha!
1018 00:43:26 Yes. Everyone's heard ofthe legendary Master Shifu.
1019 00:43:28 But not you.
1020 00:43:29 Did someone say "legendary"?
1021 00:43:32 Bring it in.
1022 00:43:35 Look, Han, I knowwe've had our differences,
1023 00:43:38 but I'm really in a jam here,
1024 00:43:39 and I was hopingyou could help me out.
1025 00:43:41 -Thank you.-Don't drink that.
1026 00:43:43 (sizzling)
1027 00:43:45 BUNNIES:Ooh.
1028 00:43:46 (giggling)
1029 00:43:48 We just need someplaceto lie low
1030 00:43:50 for a whileuntil the heat cools off.
1031 00:43:51 And why should I help you?
1032 00:43:53 Because deep down, beneath that
1033 00:43:54 iron-scaled exterioris a good-hearted soul
1034 00:43:57 who still thinks of meas one of the family?
1035 00:44:00 Fine. But if you're still hereby nightfall,
1036 00:44:03 I'm calling the bulls myself.
1037 00:44:06 Sleep tight. (laughing)
1038 00:44:10 (laughter fades)
1039 00:44:11 So tonight, we take downThe Chameleon.
1040 00:44:13 -After you get your pants back.-(hooting)
1041 00:44:15 Not cool! You guys...
1042 00:44:17 Come on! Give them back.Those are custom.
1043 00:44:20 (hooting)
1044 00:44:26 Yeah, this place doesn't lookvery friendly.
1045 00:44:30 Oh, my tail. (groans)
1046 00:44:34 I'm sure everything is fine.This is a restaurant.
1047 00:44:38 These are my people.We speak the same language.
1048 00:44:40 You wait here.
1049 00:44:43 -(door opens)-Salutations!
1050 00:44:45 I'm so sorry to interrupt.(chuckles)
1051 00:44:48 I know you're havinga good time, but I was
1052 00:44:50 wondering if a panda happenedto be passing by these parts?
1053 00:44:54 There was a panda here.
1054 00:44:57 You know him?
1055 00:44:58 Know him? Why, I'm his dad.
1056 00:45:01 (quacking)
1057 00:45:03 No, no, no, no, no, no.
1058 00:45:04 Hmm?
1059 00:45:06 You need to pay forwhat your son did to my tavern.
1060 00:45:12 (glass shatters)
1061 00:45:14 My boy wouldn't have done thisfor no reason.
1062 00:45:17 Is it possibleyour broth was bland?
1063 00:45:19 -Try it.-(yelps)
1064 00:45:21 No. No!The broth smells excellent.
1065 00:45:25 You should not add asingle thing, especially not me.
1066 00:45:28 LI:Hands off the goose.
1067 00:45:31 (patrons gasping)
1068 00:45:34 The panda's back.
1069 00:45:35 OTHERS:He's back?
1070 00:45:36 No.
1071 00:45:38 But you're about to wish he was.
1072 00:45:41 'Cause if you thinkhe made a mess of this place,
1073 00:45:45 you have no ideawhat I'm capable of.
1074 00:45:47 Everything he learned,he learned from me.
1075 00:45:52 Except one thing.
1076 00:45:54 Mercy.
1077 00:45:57 I don't know where he got that,because I don't believe in it.
1078 00:46:02 Now, this can goone of two ways.
1079 00:46:05 The easy way, in whichyou tell me where he is,
1080 00:46:09 or the hard way, in whichyou tell me where he is,
1081 00:46:13 but it's hard to understandwhat you're saying
1082 00:46:15 -because you have no teeth.-(gulps)
1083 00:46:20 (patrons gasping)
1084 00:46:22 (gasps, whimpers)
1085 00:46:24 Mah-jongg.
1086 00:46:25 I eat mah-jongg tilesfor breakfast!
1087 00:46:28 (snarls, munches)
1088 00:46:34 -Ooh.-(growling)
1089 00:46:36 (snarling)
1090 00:46:38 (grunting rhythmically)
1091 00:46:40 (yells)
1092 00:46:45 (wood creaking)
1093 00:46:49 (quacks)
1094 00:46:50 (clamoring)
1095 00:46:54 (gasping, murmuring)
1096 00:46:56 Huh?
1097 00:46:57 (wood creaking)
1098 00:47:01 (chuckles)
1099 00:47:03 -(panicked clamoring)-Move! Move! Get out of my way!
1100 00:47:07 (clamoring continues)
1101 00:47:09 Stay there!
1102 00:47:10 Where's our son?
1103 00:47:12 He took a boat to Juniper City.
1104 00:47:13 Which way?
1105 00:47:16 You know, a wise goose once...
1106 00:47:18 -Time to go.-Uh, yeah. Right.
1107 00:47:20 (sighs)
1108 00:47:22 (patrons scream)
1109 00:47:26 (patrons groaning, coughing)
1110 00:47:31 (groans)
1111 00:47:33 (cheering)
1112 00:47:38 ♪ ♪
1113 00:47:48 (bunnies giggling)
1114 00:47:51 Okay, let's try this again.
1115 00:47:52 Stir the pot,roll the wok, serve the dish,
1116 00:47:56 and ska-blam!
1117 00:47:58 Hey, where's the golden dragonthat's supposed to shoot out?
1118 00:48:01 Not gonna happen with a broom.
1119 00:48:03 That's still not bad, though.
1120 00:48:04 Yeah, but stir later,
1121 00:48:06 roll higher,and the word is "skadoosh."
1122 00:48:10 "Skadoosh" isn't a word.
1123 00:48:11 And "ska-blam" is?
1124 00:48:13 (fireworks whistling, popping)
1125 00:48:14 (screaming)
1126 00:48:18 BUNNIES:Ska-blam!
1127 00:48:21 (hisses, bubbles)
1128 00:48:22 (sighs)
1129 00:48:24 I got to say, you're not like
1130 00:48:27 any of the other mastersI've met.
1131 00:48:28 Yeah, I know.There's not a lot of pandas.
1132 00:48:31 No, you're, like, a good guy.
1133 00:48:33 Listen up. The coast is clear.
1134 00:48:36 Thieves, hit the streets.
1135 00:48:38 And you two,get out of my sight.
1136 00:48:41 ♪ ♪
1137 00:48:53 Huh?
1138 00:49:02 I know I promisedthat I'd lead you
1139 00:49:03 right to The Chameleon'sfront door,
1140 00:49:05 but the back door seemsa little more practical.
1141 00:49:08 I got to say, Zhen,
1142 00:49:09 you really area fox of your word.
1143 00:49:12 A chewed-up peach pit?
1144 00:49:14 One from Master Oogway'speach tree of heavenly wisdom.
1145 00:49:19 Eh, it's a Valley of Peacething.
1146 00:49:20 It's supposed to remind methat every pit
1147 00:49:22 holds the promiseof a mighty tree.
1148 00:49:27 Maybe it'll do the same for you.
1149 00:49:34 Are you sureyou want to do this?
1150 00:49:36 As a wise spiritual leaderonce said,
1151 00:49:39 "How may one kick butt if onedoesn't seek a butt to kick?"
1152 00:49:46 You're a real piece of work,you know that?
1153 00:49:48 Thank you.
1154 00:49:50 Wait, was that a complimentor an insult?
1155 00:49:52 ZHEN:Yes.
1156 00:49:57 (crowd chatter)
1157 00:49:59 (whimpers)
1158 00:50:02 Whoa.
1159 00:50:03 (whimpering)
1160 00:50:06 Have you seen our son?
1161 00:50:09 Hmm.
1162 00:50:12 (yells, pants)
1163 00:50:15 -Sorry. -Sorry.-Sorry.
1164 00:50:16 -No.-(bleating): Nah.
1165 00:50:17 Tell us you've seen our son.
1166 00:50:19 (squawks)
1167 00:50:21 Wait, why are they leaving?
1168 00:50:23 You said yes.
1169 00:50:24 Hey, look. Po was here.
1170 00:50:27 Amazing, Li.But how can you tell?
1171 00:50:30 We pandas have a giftfor seeing what others cannot.
1172 00:50:33 Come on. There may bemore clues up ahead.
1173 00:50:44 -(gasps)-(snores)
1174 00:50:45 (muffled yell)
1175 00:50:47 (guards snoring)
1176 00:50:51 (shushes)
1177 00:50:57 (gasps softly)
1178 00:51:05 (clanging loudly)
1179 00:51:10 (sighs) Why?
1180 00:51:13 (gasps)
1181 00:51:24 (guard stirring, coughs)
1182 00:51:28 (sneeze building)
1183 00:51:30 (gurgles, toots)
1184 00:51:32 (guards snarling)
1185 00:51:34 (Zhen and Po scream)
1186 00:51:37 -(hissing)-(both gasp)
1187 00:51:40 (clanking, whirring)
1188 00:51:46 (both yelling)
1189 00:51:52 (both yelling)
1190 00:51:55 (yelling)
1191 00:51:58 (prolonged grunt)
1192 00:52:00 (pained grunting)
1193 00:52:04 (exhales)
1194 00:52:05 -That was close.-Look out!
1195 00:52:08 Huh?
1196 00:52:11 -Po!-Stand back.
1197 00:52:13 (shouts)
1198 00:52:16 Whoa.
1199 00:52:17 (footsteps marching)
1200 00:52:18 -They're coming.-Hurry, help me lift the cage.
1201 00:52:21 (both straining)
1202 00:52:27 (exhales) It's no use.
1203 00:52:29 We got to brace itwith something.
1204 00:52:30 Here, use my staff.
1205 00:52:32 All right. Stand back.Here I go.
1206 00:52:35 Zhen?
1207 00:52:39 Where are you taking my staff?
1208 00:52:42 I think you mean my staff.
1209 00:52:45 You gave it to Zhen,and now Zhen has given it to me.
1210 00:52:49 "Given to gain,"I believe, is how it works.
1211 00:52:52 You were right, Zhen.He was an easy mark.
1212 00:52:56 Zhen.
1213 00:52:57 First rule of the streets:never trust anyone.
1214 00:53:00 (chuckles) I taught her that.
1215 00:53:02 And you thought my apprenticewas your friend?
1216 00:53:05 Apprentice?She's the one that took you in?
1217 00:53:08 Best thing thatever happened to her.
1218 00:53:10 You should have seenthe little guttersnipe
1219 00:53:12 before I found her.
1220 00:53:14 Mangy and half starved.
1221 00:53:17 Hanging out with those rejectsfrom the Den of Thieves.
1222 00:53:22 (gasps)
1223 00:53:34 (yells, strains)
1224 00:53:42 She had no fear.
1225 00:53:45 Such potential.
1226 00:53:53 So I took her in.
1227 00:53:56 I made her what she is today.
1228 00:53:58 -Stand up straight.-Yes, Master.
1229 00:54:01 So you went through all of this
1230 00:54:03 just to get me to give youthe Staff of Wisdom. Why?
1231 00:54:06 I, too, came fromhumble beginnings
1232 00:54:09 and dreamed of becomingsomething more.
1233 00:54:12 I wanted respect and power.
1234 00:54:14 I wanted to bea master of kung fu.
1235 00:54:17 -Say what?-I was turned away
1236 00:54:19 from every training hallI went to.
1237 00:54:21 They would sayI was too small, too lowly
1238 00:54:25 and that kung fuwas not my destiny.
1239 00:54:29 And so I chose a different path:
1240 00:54:32 (deeper voice):sorcery.
1241 00:54:34 I grew.
1242 00:54:36 I excelled.
1243 00:54:37 And I got everythingI had ever dreamed of.
1244 00:54:41 Everything except kung fu.
1245 00:54:43 -(roars)-(yelps)
1246 00:54:44 Just because I can look
1247 00:54:46 like Tai Lung doesn't meanI can fight like him.
1248 00:54:49 (normal voice):You see, Po,
1249 00:54:51 kung fu may be performedby the body,
1250 00:54:54 but its secrets are housedin the spirit.
1251 00:54:57 And now that I have accessto the Spirit Realm...
1252 00:54:59 You're gonna stealTai Lung's kung fu.
1253 00:55:01 His and those of every mastervillain that came before me.
1254 00:55:05 And once I do, no one will dareunderestimate me again.
1255 00:55:10 You forgot about me.
1256 00:55:12 (grunting fiercely)
1257 00:55:14 (laughs) Don't bother, Po.
1258 00:55:17 Those bars are enchantedwith some very old
1259 00:55:20 and very powerful magic.
1260 00:55:22 You'd need at least ten DragonWarriors to get through them.
1261 00:55:26 Then I won't go through them.
1262 00:55:27 I'll go under them.
1263 00:55:30 (yelling)
1264 00:55:33 (screams, groans)
1265 00:55:35 (grunts)
1266 00:55:39 (weapons clanging)
1267 00:55:41 (low growling)
1268 00:55:44 Well, that's frustratingfor all sorts of reasons.
1269 00:55:47 (muffled, distorted grunting)
1270 00:55:55 (grunting)
1271 00:56:02 (panting)
1272 00:56:03 Ah!
1273 00:56:05 (door creaking)
1274 00:56:08 (guards yelling)
1275 00:56:10 (grunts)
1276 00:56:15 -(guards yelling)-(panting)
1277 00:56:19 (grunting)
1278 00:56:21 (screeches)
1279 00:56:22 (both screaming)
1280 00:56:24 -ZHEN: Po!-Zhen?
1281 00:56:26 -My staff. Hand it over.-I'm so sorry I lied to you.
1282 00:56:29 I-I was just doingwhat I was told.
1283 00:56:31 Apologize later. Right nowI have to stop The Chameleon.
1284 00:56:34 Po!
1285 00:56:35 Zhen?
1286 00:56:36 (laughing)
1287 00:56:39 (panting)
1288 00:56:40 -(growls)-(screaming)
1289 00:56:42 No!
1290 00:56:43 (screaming fades)
1291 00:56:49 Well done, Zhen.
1292 00:56:51 You never saidyou were gonna hurt him.
1293 00:56:53 What's the second ruleof the streets?
1294 00:56:56 Someone always gets hurt.
1295 00:56:58 And make sure it's never you.
1296 00:57:01 I just wish there had beenanother way.
1297 00:57:04 -Third rule of the streets?-Third rule?
1298 00:57:07 Some would sayit's the most important.
1299 00:57:10 No one is interestedin your feelings.
1300 00:57:15 Chop-chop.
1301 00:57:17 We have a Spirit Realmto plunder.
1302 00:57:19 And smile.
1303 00:57:21 Nobody likes a grouch.
1304 00:57:23 Honestly, Zhen,I don't know where
1305 00:57:24 you pick up such bad habits.
1306 00:57:30 (grunting)
1307 00:57:32 (whimpers)
1308 00:57:34 Oh, if I could...
1309 00:57:35 (snarling)
1310 00:57:39 Hey there.
1311 00:57:40 (shouts) Whoa!
1312 00:57:42 -(branch cracks)-(straining)
1313 00:57:44 Get off me. Ow. Ow. Ah!
1314 00:57:47 -(screams, whimpers)-(snarling)
1315 00:57:52 -(gasps)-PING: Son!
1316 00:57:54 (yells)
1317 00:57:56 (grunting rhythmically)
1318 00:57:58 (screaming)
1319 00:58:01 -Now save me.-(grunts)
1320 00:58:03 Ah!
1321 00:58:04 -Hi, son.-(branch snapping)
1322 00:58:07 (both scream)
1323 00:58:09 It's okay. We've got you, Po.
1324 00:58:11 We've got you.
1325 00:58:13 (wind whistling)
1326 00:58:14 PO:So you followed me?
1327 00:58:16 -It was his idea.-(grumbles)
1328 00:58:17 Okay, okay.It was both our ideas.
1329 00:58:19 We only follow because we love.
1330 00:58:21 No, you followed becauseyou didn't believe in me.
1331 00:58:25 And because we love?
1332 00:58:27 Well, you're right.
1333 00:58:30 I screwed up big-time.
1334 00:58:33 I trusted the wrong person.
1335 00:58:35 I gave the Staff of Wisdomright to The Chameleon.
1336 00:58:39 Oh.
1337 00:58:41 Po...
1338 00:58:43 that wasa very big-time screwup.
1339 00:58:48 If only I'd listenedto Master Shifu
1340 00:58:50 and stayed inthe Valley of Peace,
1341 00:58:52 The Chameleonwouldn't have my staff
1342 00:58:53 and none of thiswould be happening.
1343 00:58:55 I was just so determined tokeep things the way they were.
1344 00:58:58 Everyone is afraidof change, Po.
1345 00:59:01 Even me.
1346 00:59:03 There was a time,not so long ago,
1347 00:59:06 when all I wanted to be
1348 00:59:08 was the greatest noodle chefin the valley.
1349 00:59:11 So what happened?
1350 00:59:13 I became the greatestnoodle chef in the valley.
1351 00:59:15 -It's true.-But I also became a father.
1352 00:59:19 And nothing... nothing'sever been the same since.
1353 00:59:24 Change doesn't alwayshave to be a bad thing.
1354 00:59:26 Why do you thinkI always change the menu
1355 00:59:28 at the restaurant?
1356 00:59:31 Because if things stayedthe same forever,
1357 00:59:34 sooner or later,they would lose their flavor.
1358 00:59:39 He's right, Po.
1359 00:59:40 Since I left my village,I've become a bit of a warrior.
1360 00:59:42 Strong. Brave.
1361 00:59:44 -(whip cracks)-(whimpers)
1362 00:59:46 -GUARD: Move it. This way.-(whip cracks)
1363 00:59:49 Get those cages up there.Come on.
1364 00:59:52 Mm. This looks bad.
1365 00:59:55 -Really bad.-GUARD: Move it!
1366 00:59:57 -(whip cracks)-Come on.
1367 01:00:04 Don't tell meyou were actually starting
1368 01:00:07 to become friendswith that panda.
1369 01:00:09 What? No. I-It's just...
1370 01:00:11 When we want something,we must use
1371 01:00:13 whatever is at our disposalto get it.
1372 01:00:15 That's all that panda was,something to use.
1373 01:00:20 Is that why you took me in?
1374 01:00:22 So I could help you getwhat you wanted?
1375 01:00:25 Zhen, I took you inbecause you were clever
1376 01:00:28 and ruthless and unsentimental.
1377 01:00:30 Like me.
1378 01:00:32 And the day you stop beingthose things
1379 01:00:34 is the day when, yes,you stop being useful to me.
1380 01:00:38 So for both of our sakes,don't change.
1381 01:00:42 (latches clacking)
1382 01:00:48 Tonight,when the blood moon rises
1383 01:00:51 to its highest pointin the night sky,
1384 01:00:54 I will open the doorto the Spirit Realm,
1385 01:00:57 and all of its secretswill be mine!
1386 01:01:01 (breathes heavily)
1387 01:01:06 Does a blood moon always risethis slowly?
1388 01:01:11 I seem to remember itrising faster.
1389 01:01:15 No? Just me?
1390 01:01:18 Hmm.
1391 01:01:21 Ugh.
1392 01:01:23 It's just fordramatic effect anyway.
1393 01:01:25 (scoffs) I think I'm just gonnaopen the Spirit Realm now.
1394 01:01:30 (whooshing)
1395 01:01:32 ♪ ♪
1396 01:01:39 Bring me Tai Lung!
1397 01:01:44 (roaring)
1398 01:01:48 (panting, growling)
1399 01:01:51 Tai Lung.
1400 01:01:53 Big fan.
1401 01:01:55 Who are you, and what are youdoing with that staff?
1402 01:01:58 This was given to meby an old friend of yours.
1403 01:02:01 The puffy panda? (scoffs)
1404 01:02:02 Po might be an idiot,but he'd never willingly
1405 01:02:05 hand over Oogway's staffto the likes of you.
1406 01:02:08 Who said anythingabout willingly?
1407 01:02:10 (mechanical rumbling)
1408 01:02:19 Hmm.
1409 01:02:20 Apparently,I misjudged you, lizard.
1410 01:02:23 Now, why have youbrought me back?
1411 01:02:26 I summoned you hereso that you could teach me
1412 01:02:28 your most legendarykung fu moves.
1413 01:02:30 I don't share my skillswith anyone.
1414 01:02:33 It wasn't a request.
1415 01:02:35 (whooshing)
1416 01:02:40 (guards hissing)
1417 01:02:41 (grunting)
1418 01:02:46 (yells)
1419 01:02:50 (Tai Lung yelling)
1420 01:02:52 (roars)
1421 01:02:57 (growls)
1422 01:03:00 (yells)
1423 01:03:06 (grunts)
1424 01:03:11 ♪ ♪
1425 01:03:17 (growls)
1426 01:03:18 (distorted grunt)
1427 01:03:26 Yes, I got it.
1428 01:03:28 The Tai Lung Nerve Strike.
1429 01:03:30 The power, the precision.
1430 01:03:32 (guards cheering weakly)
1431 01:03:35 (breathing heavily)
1432 01:03:36 What have you done to me?
1433 01:03:38 All of your kung fu is now mine.
1434 01:03:42 And the best part is,I'm just getting warmed up.
1435 01:03:47 Bring me General Kai.
1436 01:03:50 (bellows)
1437 01:03:53 Bring me Master Osprey.
1438 01:03:58 Master Bull.
1439 01:04:05 (thunder rumbles)
1440 01:04:07 Po, wait! Please be reasonable.
1441 01:04:10 I'm not going anywhereuntil I get my staff back.
1442 01:04:12 No staff is worth your life.
1443 01:04:14 As long as I'm stillthe Dragon Warrior,
1444 01:04:17 I won't let anyone else get hurtbecause of me.
1445 01:04:21 (thunder rumbling)
1446 01:04:30 (panting)
1447 01:04:32 (gasps)
1448 01:04:36 Po!
1449 01:04:38 You're alive.
1450 01:04:42 Please. I made a mistake.
1451 01:04:45 So did I: trusting you.
1452 01:04:48 I'm sorry.
1453 01:04:49 Did your master tell youto say that, too?
1454 01:04:51 She's not my master.I'm leaving, for good.
1455 01:04:55 It's the truth.I was wrong about everything.
1456 01:05:00 -(grunts)-What are you doing?
1457 01:05:03 Stopping you.
1458 01:05:04 Get out of my way, Zhen.
1459 01:05:06 No.
1460 01:05:07 Move.
1461 01:05:09 You want me to move? Move me.
1462 01:05:12 First you betray me,and now you want to fight me?
1463 01:05:16 -(grunting)-Why are you doing this?
1464 01:05:18 To stop you from getting killed.
1465 01:05:21 (grunting)
1466 01:05:24 (exclaims)
1467 01:05:34 (thunder crashes)
1468 01:05:35 (both breathing heavily)
1469 01:05:48 What do you careif I get killed or not?
1470 01:05:54 (thunder rumbling)
1471 01:06:05 Please, Po,just let me do one thing right.
1472 01:06:15 You're not the only one who'smade some bad choices lately.
1473 01:06:20 You're really gonna go throughwith this, aren't you?
1474 01:06:22 Fraid so.
1475 01:06:23 And there's nothingI can do to talk you out of it?
1476 01:06:26 I'm afraid not.
1477 01:06:28 You can't beat her, you know.
1478 01:06:30 You're probably right.
1479 01:06:32 But I have to try.
1480 01:06:35 Get as far away from this placeas you can.
1481 01:06:38 -Po! -We should never havelet him come here.
1482 01:06:41 We are such terrible fathers.
1483 01:06:42 At least you didn't lieand betray him.
1484 01:06:45 Well, that's true. You're worse.
1485 01:06:47 I am a terrible friend.
1486 01:06:49 "Friend"? That feelsa little generous, no?
1487 01:06:52 Uh, l-let's just give up.Surrender.
1488 01:06:54 We can't let him goin there alone.
1489 01:06:56 What can we do?
1490 01:06:57 There are just three of usagainst an army.
1491 01:07:00 Then I guess we'll justhave to get an army of our own.
1492 01:07:09 (chitters)
1493 01:07:11 -(screeching)-(hooting)
1494 01:07:14 (clamoring)
1495 01:07:16 Hey! Listen up, everybody!
1496 01:07:21 (inhales deeply)
1497 01:07:22 -(echoing): Quack!-(clamoring stops)
1498 01:07:27 Thank you.
1499 01:07:28 The Dragon Warrior's in trouble.
1500 01:07:30 Who?
1501 01:07:31 You know, Po.
1502 01:07:34 The panda.
1503 01:07:38 No, no, a different panda.
1504 01:07:40 -I'm his father.-I'm also his father.
1505 01:07:43 Okay, that doesn't matter.
1506 01:07:45 What matters is that
1507 01:07:47 my friend's in troubleand he needs my help.
1508 01:07:49 So, I need yours.
1509 01:07:50 -Why should we help you?-Because...
1510 01:07:53 Because...
1511 01:07:55 it's the right thing to do.
1512 01:08:00 (laughter)
1513 01:08:02 Stop it! Stop! Stop laughing!
1514 01:08:06 Look, I knowyou think it might be
1515 01:08:08 too late for a bunch of cheats,
1516 01:08:09 thieves and cutthroats like usto change our ways.
1517 01:08:13 But a good friend once told me
1518 01:08:15 it's never too lateto do the right thing.
1519 01:08:18 So what you're saying is,the more right we do now,
1520 01:08:22 the more wrong we can do later.
1521 01:08:24 -What? No.-(thieves murmuring)
1522 01:08:25 And with The Chameleonout of the way...
1523 01:08:27 We can finally doall the wrong we want.
1524 01:08:30 I-I think you're missingthe fundamental point.
1525 01:08:32 (chanting):Violence! Violence! Violence!
1526 01:08:34 (Zhen sighs)
1527 01:08:34 Are you guys readyto do the right thing
1528 01:08:37 -for the wrong reasons?-(cheering)
1529 01:08:43 Now, you see, the mistakethis Dragon Warrior fellow made
1530 01:08:46 was underestimatinghis opponent.
1531 01:08:48 I never would have walked intosuch an obvious trap.
1532 01:08:50 -PO: Hey.-(guards gasp)
1533 01:08:55 Now, you see, the mistake
1534 01:08:56 this Dragon Warrior fellowmade was...
1535 01:08:58 Shut up, Larry.
1536 01:09:03 This place is crawlingwith more guards
1537 01:09:05 than I've ever seen.
1538 01:09:06 I'm never gonna getto Po in time.
1539 01:09:08 You just get to Po.We'll take care of the guards.
1540 01:09:11 We will? (chuckles nervously)
1541 01:09:12 I-I mean, we will.
1542 01:09:14 But how?
1543 01:09:15 Just leave that to me.
1544 01:09:22 (whooshing)
1545 01:09:27 (cries out)
1546 01:09:29 (grunts)
1547 01:09:30 (shouts)
1548 01:09:32 (groans)
1549 01:09:33 -(grunts)-(squeals)
1550 01:09:35 (snorts)
1551 01:09:37 (roars)
1552 01:09:38 (grunts)
1553 01:09:39 ♪ ♪
1554 01:09:48 PO:General Kai?
1555 01:09:51 Lord Shen?
1556 01:09:52 Those are all my old nemesis-es.
1557 01:09:54 Nemes-ee? Nemes-i?
1558 01:09:56 The Chameleon is pulling spirits
1559 01:09:58 from the Spirit Realm anddraining us of all our moves.
1560 01:10:01 And she's using your staffto do it.
1561 01:10:04 -I'm here to get it back.-(scoffs)
1562 01:10:06 I won't hold my breath.
1563 01:10:07 Um, I'm sorry. Do I know you?
1564 01:10:09 Do you know me? It's Scott.
1565 01:10:12 The fire-breathing crocodile.
1566 01:10:15 (coughing) Oh, right. Scott.
1567 01:10:17 Master Shifu and I werejust talking about you.
1568 01:10:20 TAI LUNG:Panda.
1569 01:10:21 Oogway made a mistake choosingyou as the Dragon Warrior.
1570 01:10:26 I just didn't realize how biga mistake it was until now.
1571 01:10:31 Whoa. Tai Lung?
1572 01:10:33 I'm gonna get that staff back,restore your kung fu,
1573 01:10:37 and return you allback to the Spirit Realm.
1574 01:10:39 You'll see.
1575 01:10:40 All I see is a broken promise.
1576 01:10:48 (gate clacking)
1577 01:10:50 LI:All right,
1578 01:10:52 you bunch ofcantankerous Komodos.
1579 01:10:54 Now, this can goone of two ways.
1580 01:10:57 The easy way, in whichyou surrender willingly,
1581 01:11:02 or the hard way,where you surrender woundedly.
1582 01:11:06 The choice is yours.
1583 01:11:12 -(guards snarling)-I was kidding! I was kidding!
1584 01:11:15 (screaming)
1585 01:11:23 Aw.
1586 01:11:25 (screeching)
1587 01:11:27 (guards grunting, screaming)
1588 01:11:29 (yelping)
1589 01:11:31 -Thanks, Ping.-(screaming)
1590 01:11:36 Run away!
1591 01:11:42 (grunting)
1592 01:11:42 Cannonball!
1593 01:11:45 (guard grunts)
1594 01:11:47 -(laughing)-(guards grunting)
1595 01:11:52 -(slurps)-Oh. Is it too spicy?
1596 01:11:54 Mm-mm. No.It's got the perfect kick.
1597 01:11:57 Ginseng.
1598 01:11:58 That's the secretto my mulberry punch.
1599 01:12:01 (clamoring)
1600 01:12:07 That panda was right.
1601 01:12:08 More violence later is better.
1602 01:12:10 BUNNIES:Yay!
1603 01:12:18 PO: I believe you have somethingthat belongs to me.
1604 01:12:24 Can't you even die right?
1605 01:12:26 Can't you even kill wrong?
1606 01:12:28 No. (chuckles)Wordplay didn't come together.
1607 01:12:30 Now, about that staff...
1608 01:12:34 Take it.
1609 01:12:35 I already have everything I needfrom it anyway.
1610 01:12:38 I think this was destiny.
1611 01:12:41 A final face-offbetween formidable adversaries,
1612 01:12:45 alike in so many ways.
1613 01:12:48 If only I had a dumplingfor every time
1614 01:12:50 a villain told mehow much we had in common.
1615 01:12:52 It's true. We've both risento the highest of heights.
1616 01:12:55 It's a shame only one of uscan come out on top.
1617 01:12:58 It is a shame.
1618 01:12:59 For you.
1619 01:13:01 THE CHAMELEON:My combined powers
1620 01:13:03 of sorcery and kung fumake me unstoppable.
1621 01:13:06 And once I dispense with you,
1622 01:13:07 I'll expand my rulefrom Juniper City to...
1623 01:13:10 Every other cityand town and village
1624 01:13:12 from here tothe Valley of Peace and beyond.
1625 01:13:14 Yeah, I know.
1626 01:13:15 But how did you know?
1627 01:13:17 I saw it in a vision.
1628 01:13:19 'Cause I'm the Dragon Warrior.
1629 01:13:23 For now, at least.
1630 01:13:24 But I've realized that it'sprobably time I made a change.
1631 01:13:29 And so should you.
1632 01:13:31 I'm The Chameleon.I do nothing but change.
1633 01:13:34 Only on the outside.
1634 01:13:35 Real change happens from within.
1635 01:13:38 And if we're really as alikeas you say,
1636 01:13:40 then maybe we could bothlet go of who we were
1637 01:13:43 and become something betterthan we already are.
1638 01:13:46 What do you say?
1639 01:13:47 I say...
1640 01:13:48 (screeches)
1641 01:13:50 (grunts)
1642 01:13:51 Well, I saw that coming.
1643 01:13:55 We're very proud of you.
1644 01:13:56 You tried it our way.
1645 01:13:58 Now try it yours.
1646 01:14:00 BOTH:Kick her butt.
1647 01:14:02 I'm way ahead of you.
1648 01:14:04 (grunting)
1649 01:14:10 (grunts) Hmm?
1650 01:14:12 Master Elephant's Trunk Twist?
1651 01:14:17 Master Boar's Tusks of Terror!
1652 01:14:20 Master Wolf's Fangs of Fury!
1653 01:14:23 (screams)
1654 01:14:24 (barks)
1655 01:14:26 (bellows)
1656 01:14:27 Ooh. Master Bull'sHorns of Doom!
1657 01:14:31 (growling)
1658 01:14:32 What?
1659 01:14:33 (distorted):Recognize this move?
1660 01:14:35 (screams)
1661 01:14:36 (panting)
1662 01:14:37 Is that how I sound?
1663 01:14:38 I don't sound like that, do I?
1664 01:14:40 PO:You didn't earn those skills!
1665 01:14:41 You just stole 'em!
1666 01:14:43 (grunting)
1667 01:14:44 Give him a left.A right. Uppercut.
1668 01:14:46 -Which one are you rooting for?-I'm not sure.
1669 01:14:48 This is all very confusing.
1670 01:14:49 I'm stronger than every opponentyou've ever faced,
1671 01:14:52 because I am every opponentyou've ever faced.
1672 01:14:56 Po! (yelling)
1673 01:14:58 (yell fading)
1674 01:15:00 (growls)
1675 01:15:02 (chuckles nervously)
1676 01:15:03 (clangs)
1677 01:15:07 (grunts)
1678 01:15:09 Whoa. I got to workshopthose heroic entrances.
1679 01:15:12 Nah. It was just right.
1680 01:15:14 (grunting)
1681 01:15:15 (distorted):I knew I should've left you
1682 01:15:17 to rot in the gutterwhere you belong.
1683 01:15:19 Better to rot in the gutterthan under your thumb.
1684 01:15:21 (grunts, blows)
1685 01:15:23 (grunts)
1686 01:15:30 BOTH:Hi-yah!
1687 01:15:31 Two against one?
1688 01:15:32 Well, now,that doesn't seem fair.
1689 01:15:34 I'll have to even the odds.
1690 01:15:37 (distorted):Master Cobra.
1691 01:15:39 Master Osprey.
1692 01:15:42 (echoing):Master Scorpion.
1693 01:15:44 Master Wolf.
1694 01:15:46 General Kai.
1695 01:15:48 Lord Shen.
1696 01:15:52 (deep, distorted laugh)
1697 01:15:54 That is awesome!
1698 01:15:58 I mean, it's disturbing,but it's awesome.
1699 01:16:01 (roaring)
1700 01:16:08 (shouts)
1701 01:16:10 Whoa!
1702 01:16:11 (screams)
1703 01:16:14 (roaring)
1704 01:16:17 Whoa!
1705 01:16:18 Zhen!
1706 01:16:28 (yelling)
1707 01:16:34 (pained roaring)
1708 01:16:41 Whoa, whoa!
1709 01:16:46 (roaring)
1710 01:16:48 (yelling)
1711 01:16:50 (grunting)
1712 01:16:53 (groans)
1713 01:16:54 Po!
1714 01:17:00 (distorted cackling)
1715 01:17:03 (distorted):I thought we were friends.
1716 01:17:05 (gasps)
1717 01:17:07 Stand back.
1718 01:17:08 I'm gonna kick my butt.
1719 01:17:14 (explosive booming)
1720 01:17:18 (grunts)
1721 01:17:24 Yah!
1722 01:17:33 (grunting)
1723 01:17:48 Whoa!
1724 01:17:54 (yelling)
1725 01:17:56 (distorted laughing)
1726 01:17:57 (yelling)
1727 01:18:12 (feet screech)
1728 01:18:13 (sizzling)
1729 01:18:15 (screams)
1730 01:18:16 (blowing)
1731 01:18:24 (grunting)
1732 01:18:28 (grunting fiercely)
1733 01:18:32 -Come on, Po. Get out of there.-You have to do this.
1734 01:18:35 I can't beat The Chameleon.
1735 01:18:37 A wise old tortoise once told me
1736 01:18:38 that you never knowwhat you can do until you do it.
1737 01:18:41 The fate of the worldhangs in the balance,
1738 01:18:43 and you're here giving melife advice from a tortoise?
1739 01:18:46 Be the pit, Zhen.
1740 01:18:47 Be the pit.
1741 01:18:51 ♪ ♪
1742 01:18:59 And what do you thinkyou're doing?
1743 01:19:01 Finishing what Po started.
1744 01:19:03 Oh, please. How many timesdo I have to tell you?
1745 01:19:06 (grunts)
1746 01:19:07 Don't slouch.
1747 01:19:09 (grunts)
1748 01:19:11 (gasping)
1749 01:19:14 (grunting)
1750 01:19:19 You ungrateful little urchin!
1751 01:19:21 After all I've done for you,you betray me for the panda?
1752 01:19:27 First rule of the streets:
1753 01:19:28 never trust anyone.
1754 01:19:30 Ha! You can't defeat me.
1755 01:19:32 I know all your moves.
1756 01:19:34 Not this one.
1757 01:19:35 Roll, stir,
1758 01:19:38 serve and ska-blam!
1759 01:19:40 (roaring)
1760 01:19:42 (screams)
1761 01:19:46 -(cheering)-(laughing) Yes!
1762 01:19:49 Second rule:someone always gets hurt.
1763 01:19:52 Now, that's a cool move.
1764 01:19:54 Po. You could've gotten out ofthat cage anytime you wanted?
1765 01:19:57 You faker.
1766 01:19:58 It's not faking. It's Method.
1767 01:20:00 Besides, how's a peach pitever supposed to become a tree
1768 01:20:03 if you never give itthe chance to grow?
1769 01:20:08 And, hey, you stirred fasterand rolled higher.
1770 01:20:11 But for the last time,the word is...
1771 01:20:14 (growling)
1772 01:20:18 (grunts)
1773 01:20:21 ..."skadoosh."
1774 01:20:23 (explosive whooshing)
1775 01:20:25 ♪ ♪
1776 01:20:39 (low growl)
1777 01:20:48 Maybe Oogway was rightabout you.
1778 01:20:53 You aren't completely uselessafter all.
1779 01:20:56 Oh, my gosh, thank you so much.
1780 01:21:07 (thieves cheering)
1781 01:21:09 (laughs) That's my son!
1782 01:21:12 Our son!
1783 01:21:14 I think it's timeyou send us home, panda.
1784 01:21:21 (whooshing)
1785 01:21:23 ♪ ♪
1786 01:21:40 ♪ ♪
1787 01:21:52 Zhen, do something!
1788 01:21:55 Third rule:
1789 01:21:56 no one's interestedin your feelings.
1790 01:22:03 See you on the other side,
1791 01:22:06 Dragon Warrior.
1792 01:22:07 (The Chameleon screams)
1793 01:22:25 ♪ ♪
1794 01:22:29 We packed some foodfor your time in jail.
1795 01:22:32 Let's hope it's notyour final meal.
1796 01:22:35 Thanks, guys.
1797 01:22:37 I was thinking.
1798 01:22:39 After I serve my timeand I'm a free fox again,
1799 01:22:42 maybe I'll openone of those acupuncture places
1800 01:22:44 -that are all the rage.-I think you're better suited
1801 01:22:46 for a job witha little more room for growth.
1802 01:22:53 Jade Palace?
1803 01:22:56 (sputters) Her?
1804 01:22:58 Out of all the candidates
1805 01:23:00 you choose to trainas your worthy successor,
1806 01:23:02 you chose the fox?
1807 01:23:04 You know when you know.You know?
1808 01:23:06 Fine, choose who you want.A thief, a stick, a carrot.
1809 01:23:09 I don't even know why I bother.
1810 01:23:10 I'm going to go meditate,a lot.
1811 01:23:15 Don't worry. He'll come around.
1812 01:23:18 Probably.
1813 01:23:19 Maybe.
1814 01:23:21 Hey.
1815 01:23:23 You okay?
1816 01:23:24 (sighs) He's right.
1817 01:23:26 What about me saysI'm ready for this?
1818 01:23:29 Well, as I learned from workingin my dad's kitchen,
1819 01:23:32 sometimes the greatest dishes
1820 01:23:34 come fromthe most unlikely ingredients.
1821 01:23:36 Hey, that's not bad.
1822 01:23:38 Okay, I see you,Spiritual Leader.
1823 01:23:40 Yeah. I'm getting the hang ofthis proverb thing.
1824 01:23:43 One shouldn't do a deep squat
1825 01:23:45 with a chopstickin one's pocket.
1826 01:23:47 You know, maybe you shouldjust stick to kicking butt.
1827 01:23:49 Money can't buy happiness.
1828 01:23:50 But it sure can buya lot of dumplings.
1829 01:23:52 Why does it always come backto dumplings with you?
1830 01:23:54 When life gives you lemons,
1831 01:23:56 make pear juiceand blow everyone's minds.
1832 01:23:59 We get it.
1833 01:24:00 You can't have your mooncakeand eat it, too.
1834 01:24:04 Although, I guessyou could have mooncake
1835 01:24:05 and then order mango puddingon the side.
1836 01:24:07 ZHEN: Can we just startthe training now?
1837 01:24:11 Inner peace.
1838 01:24:14 Inner peace. Inner peace.
1839 01:24:17 Hey, Master Shifu.
1840 01:24:19 -Look, there's two of us.-You're doing great, Shifu.
1841 01:24:20 You're not breathingwith your belly.
1842 01:24:22 -You look a little tired.-Are you tired?
1843 01:24:23 (voices overlapping)
1844 01:24:25 -You do look like a squirrel.-Do you want a cookie?
1845 01:24:27 (screams)
1846 01:24:29 (panting)
1847 01:24:31 (sighs) Inner peace.
1848 01:24:35 Inner peace.
1849 01:24:38 Inner peace.
1850 01:24:47 ("...Baby One More Time"by Tenacious D playing)
1851 01:24:48 Are you readyto begin your training?
1852 01:24:50 Are you?
1853 01:24:52 Yes.And I brought a little help.
1854 01:24:55 ♪ Oh, baby, baby,how was I supposed to know ♪
1855 01:25:00 Whoa.
1856 01:25:01 ♪ That somethingwasn't right here? ♪
1857 01:25:05 -♪ Oh, baby, baby ♪-Hi-yah! Hi-yah!
1858 01:25:07 ♪ I shouldn't have let you go ♪
1859 01:25:10 Oh! Oh! Hot! Hot, hot!
1860 01:25:11 ♪ And nowyou're out of sight, yeah ♪
1861 01:25:14 ♪ Show mehow you want it to be ♪
1862 01:25:17 Oh... Whoa!
1863 01:25:18 ♪ Yeah, tell me, baby ♪
1864 01:25:21 ♪ 'Cause I need to knownow because ♪
1865 01:25:24 ♪ My loneliness is killing me ♪
1866 01:25:28 ♪ And I ♪
1867 01:25:29 ♪ I must confess ♪
1868 01:25:30 ♪ I still believe ♪
1869 01:25:33 ♪ Still believe ♪
1870 01:25:34 ♪ When I'm not with you,I lose my mind ♪
1871 01:25:37 ♪ Give me a sign ♪
1872 01:25:41 ♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪
1873 01:25:43 -♪ Oh, baby, baby ♪-(laughs)
1874 01:25:45 -♪ The reason I breathe is you ♪-(screaming)
1875 01:25:50 ♪ Girl, you've got me blinded ♪
1876 01:25:53 -♪ Oh, pretty baby ♪-(yelling)
1877 01:25:55 ♪ There's nothingthat I wouldn't do ♪
1878 01:26:00 ♪ It's not the wayI planned it ♪
1879 01:26:02 ♪ Show me ♪
1880 01:26:03 ♪ How you want it to be ♪
1881 01:26:06 -♪ Yeah, tell me, baby ♪-(chuckles)
1882 01:26:09 ♪ 'Cause I need to knownow because ♪
1883 01:26:12 ♪ My loneliness is killing me ♪
1884 01:26:16 ♪ And I ♪
1885 01:26:17 ♪ I must confessI still believe ♪
1886 01:26:21 ♪ Still believe ♪
1887 01:26:22 ♪ When I'm not with you,I lose my mind ♪
1888 01:26:25 ♪ Give me a sign ♪
1889 01:26:29 ♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪
1890 01:26:31 ♪ B-B-Baby, baby,ba-baby, b-b-baby ♪
1891 01:26:34 ♪ Hit me one more time ♪
1892 01:26:36 ♪ Hit me ♪
1893 01:26:38 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1894 01:26:40 -♪ One more time ♪-♪ Hit me ♪
1895 01:26:42 ♪ Oh, ba-a-a... ♪
1896 01:26:45 ♪ Now, hit me, baby,but not too hard ♪
1897 01:26:47 ♪ Hit me one more time ♪
1898 01:26:50 ♪ Hit me, baby,but not too hard ♪
1899 01:26:53 ♪ One more time again ♪
1900 01:26:55 ♪ Oh, baby, baby,how was I supposed to know ♪
1901 01:27:02 ♪ That somethingwasn't right here? ♪
1902 01:27:05 ♪ Oh, pretty baby ♪
1903 01:27:07 ♪ I shouldn't have let you go ♪
1904 01:27:13 ♪ And I must confess ♪
1905 01:27:15 ♪ That my loneliness ♪
1906 01:27:18 ♪ Is killing me now ♪
1907 01:27:21 ♪ Don't you know ♪
1908 01:27:23 ♪ I still believe ♪
1909 01:27:25 ♪ That you will be here ♪
1910 01:27:27 ♪ And give me a sign ♪
1911 01:27:31 ♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪
1912 01:27:34 ♪ My loneliness is killing me ♪
1913 01:27:38 ♪ And I ♪
1914 01:27:39 ♪ I must confess ♪
1915 01:27:41 ♪ I still believe ♪
1916 01:27:42 ♪ Still believe ♪
1917 01:27:44 ♪ When I'm not with you,I lose my mind ♪
1918 01:27:47 ♪ Give me a sign ♪
1919 01:27:50 ♪ Hit me, baby, one more time. ♪
1920 01:27:53 (song ends)
1921 01:27:55 ♪ ♪
1922 01:28:26 ♪ ♪
1923 01:28:58 ♪ ♪
1924 01:29:30 ♪ ♪
1925 01:30:02 ♪ ♪
1926 01:30:34 ♪ ♪
1927 01:31:06 ♪ ♪
1928 01:31:38 ♪ ♪
1929 01:32:10 ♪ ♪
1930 01:32:42 ♪ ♪
1931 01:33:14 ♪ ♪
1932 01:33:29 (music ends)