加菲猫家族 The Garfield Movie(2024)英文字幕预览

1 00:00:39 -[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]-[SINGER VOCALIZING]
2 00:01:38 GARFIELD: Okay, time to eat.Let's see... Open the app.
3 00:01:45 I'm gonna geta double pepperoni pizza,
4 00:01:48 uh, order of breadsticks...
5 00:01:51 and, well, lasagna. Yeah.
6 00:01:54 Ooh! New item alert?Jalapeño breadstick quick bites.
7 00:01:59 Huh. It might be nice to havesomething in the salad family.
8 00:02:02 -[CHIMES]-And do I want dessert? Ooh!
9 00:02:05 [CHUCKLES] I'm gonna be naughty,butterscotch budino.
10 00:02:09 -Okay, I'm gonna have five.-[CHIMING]
11 00:02:12 Delivery?
12 00:02:14 Goes without saying.
13 00:02:15 -Now, please.-AUTOMATED VOICE: Mamma mia!
14 00:02:18 All right, that ought to hold me'til breakfast.
15 00:02:21 Oh, hey! Wait, are you guysearly or am I late?
16 00:02:23 No matter. I have gota real treat for you today.
17 00:02:27 -[BARKING EXCITEDLY]-No, not a treat for you.
18 00:02:30 -[WHIMPERING]-[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]
19 00:02:33 Okay.
20 00:02:35 [GROANS]
21 00:02:36 Anyway, about that treat.
22 00:02:39 Can I just say,you will not be disappointed?
23 00:02:42 -It's a story about me...-[DOORBELL RINGING]
24 00:02:44 ...that no one'sever heard before,
25 00:02:46 featuring someone in my lifeyou've never met.
26 00:02:49 I don't know about you,but color me intrigued.
27 00:02:55 [TRUMPETING]
28 00:02:56 Oh, yeah, drone delivery.
29 00:02:58 Welcome to the future.
30 00:03:00 You know, to reallyunderstand everything,
31 00:03:02 I'm gonna have to take you backto where it all began.
32 00:03:05 Mmm-hmm.
33 00:03:06 Don't want anything to take awayfrom the flavor of the cheese.
34 00:03:13 -[GULPS]-[BELL DINGS]
35 00:03:14 And like every great story,it all started...
36 00:03:17 [MAKES SUCKING NOISE]
37 00:03:22 on a dark and stormy night.
38 00:03:25 [IMITATES THUNDER]
39 00:03:28 [THUNDER RUMBLING]
40 00:03:32 Wait here, Junior.I'll be right back.
41 00:03:37 [SOMBER INSTRUMENTALPIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
42 00:03:52 [THUNDERCLAP]
43 00:04:00 [SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES]
44 00:04:04 -[DOG BARKING AND GROWLING]-[TIRES SCREECHING]
45 00:04:07 -[SIREN WAILS]-[ENGINE ROARING]
46 00:04:12 [SNIFFING]
47 00:04:21 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
48 00:04:28 [CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
49 00:04:43 [ENGINE ROARING]
50 00:04:51 [HORNS HONKING]
51 00:04:53 CHORUS: ...moon hits your eyelike a big pizza pie
52 00:04:57 That's amore
53 00:04:59 -SINGER: That's amore-When the world seems to shine
54 00:05:04 Like you've had too much wine
55 00:05:06 That's amore
56 00:05:08 That's amore
57 00:05:10 -Bells will ring-Ting-a-ling-a-ling
58 00:05:13 -Ting-a-ling-a-ling-And you'll sing "vita bella"
59 00:05:16 -Vita bella, vita bella-[CLUCKING]
60 00:05:19 -Open wide, Jake.-Hearts will play
61 00:05:21 Tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tayLike a gay tarantella
62 00:05:26 Lucky fella
63 00:05:28 [SIGHS]
64 00:05:29 -When the stars make you drool-[GASPS]
65 00:05:34 Just like pasta fasul
66 00:05:36 Oh.
67 00:05:37 That's amore
68 00:05:38 Hi there, little buddy! Hi!
69 00:05:41 When you dance down the streetWith a cloud at your feet
70 00:05:45 -You're in love-GIRL: I'm so full.
71 00:05:50 -When you walk in a dream-[CHUCKLES]
72 00:05:54 [PURRING]
73 00:05:55 But you know...
74 00:05:57 -You hungry, little guy?-...you're not dreaming, signore
75 00:06:04 -You want a little more?-Scusami, but you see
76 00:06:08 Back in old Napoli
77 00:06:09 Oh! You are a hungry little guy.
78 00:06:10 -That's amore-[GASPS]
79 00:06:13 That was a quick dinner,
80 00:06:15 Signore Jon.
81 00:06:16 You must have been very hungry.Can I bring you anything else?
82 00:06:20 Uh, yes.
83 00:06:22 MAN: Grazie, grazie.Thank you very much.
84 00:06:24 Some... lasagna?
85 00:06:26 -Si, lasagna for one.-Uh, yeah.
86 00:06:29 You know what, no.
87 00:06:31 -Make it family-style.-Very good.
88 00:06:32 -To go, please, Vito.-MAN: Okay, everybody!
89 00:06:35 -What? Where'd he go?-You all know this one!
90 00:06:38 ALL: Hey!
91 00:06:39 MAN: Stand up and sing.Join with us!
92 00:06:42 -Oh, no! Hey!-[MUSIC CONTINUES]
93 00:06:45 Oh, no, I'm dancing.
94 00:06:46 Excuse me, pardon me.I hate this. What? Hey! Oh, no.
95 00:06:51 [CROWD CHEERING]
96 00:06:52 -CROWD: Hey!-[GASPS]
97 00:06:57 [CROWD VOCALIZING AND CHEERING]
98 00:07:03 Hey!
99 00:07:04 -[GASPS]-WOMAN: Jon! Takeout for Jon!
100 00:07:10 -CROWD: Hey!-Your takeout is ready,
101 00:07:12 -Signore Jon.-Yes.
102 00:07:14 One famiglia style lasagna,to go.
103 00:07:16 [JON EXCLAIMING]
104 00:07:18 -You eat alone too much, Jon.-Yeah.
105 00:07:20 You should get onthe dating apps.
106 00:07:21 -There's Bumble, Tinder...-I'm good, thanks.
107 00:07:23 Gluten-Free Singles...
108 00:07:24 -Hot Sauce Passions.-No, I could never...
109 00:07:26 And you should spend seriousmoney on premium memberships.
110 00:07:28 Bye! [SIGHS]
111 00:07:32 -[SQUEAKS]-Huh?
112 00:07:33 Oh, hey! [CHUCKLES]
113 00:07:35 Well, that wasan interesting dinner...
114 00:07:37 that you had.
115 00:07:40 Well, I guess, um...this is where we say goodbye.
116 00:07:44 [SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
117 00:07:47 Oh, you're really cute
118 00:07:49 but I can't have petsin my apartment.
119 00:07:52 So, I'll see you around. Okay?Go on.
120 00:08:01 No. No, don't cry, don't cry.
121 00:08:05 Oh! Oh!
122 00:08:08 No, no, no! No. Oh, no. Oh, no.
123 00:08:11 [GASPS] Wait.Wait, wait, wait.
124 00:08:14 [SOMBER INSTRUMENTALMUSIC PLAYING]
125 00:08:20 You don't have a home, do you?
126 00:08:31 SINGER: Scusami, but you seeBack in old Napoli
127 00:08:37 -That's amore-CHORUS: Amore
128 00:08:41 That's amore
129 00:08:48 And that's how I adopted Jon.
130 00:08:52 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
131 00:08:58 GARFIELD: So, I moved Jonout of his apartment...
132 00:09:01 to this nice little two-bed,two-bath in the suburbs.
133 00:09:05 As soon as he understoodthe ground rules,
134 00:09:07 well, let's just say...we were living the dream.
135 00:09:14 And once we were settled in,I even let Jon get a pet.
136 00:09:18 [ODIE BARKING]
137 00:09:22 [SLURPING]
138 00:09:31 Odie becamemy most trusted ally.
139 00:09:34 He was kind, gentle...
140 00:09:35 and most importantly,my unpaid intern.
141 00:09:40 [ODIE GROANS]
142 00:09:44 Huh?
143 00:09:47 -Mmm.-[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
144 00:09:53 [ODIE GRUNTING]
145 00:09:59 Oh, yeah, as you can see,
146 00:10:00 life here ispretty near perfect.
147 00:10:04 Mmm. Well, yeah, except for...
148 00:10:07 Time to go to the vet!
149 00:10:09 [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
150 00:10:11 We're gonna need the big scale!
151 00:10:13 Does she need to announce itto the whole office?
152 00:10:19 [GASPS]
153 00:10:23 [GASPS]
154 00:10:25 No! Please, no! Ow! It's so hot,it's really hurting!
155 00:10:27 Ow! Ow! Ow! [GRINDS TEETH]
156 00:10:30 [SNARLS]
157 00:10:34 And that's why we should go fromSunday to Tuesday.
158 00:10:38 Okay. Where were we?
159 00:10:40 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
160 00:10:42 Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.Good morning!
161 00:10:47 [BARKING]
162 00:11:01 [MOTOR WHIRRING]
163 00:11:04 [GASPS]
164 00:11:09 What?Where'd you get that chair?
165 00:11:15 -[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]-Huh?
166 00:11:18 Ha!
167 00:11:20 WOMAN: I think I was meantto be here tonight
168 00:11:22 because I was meant to meet you.
169 00:11:23 -I think we were meant to be.-That's what I meant to say.
170 00:11:26 You had me at the word, "meant."
171 00:11:27 [KISSING]
172 00:11:28 [ODIE AND JON SOBBING]
173 00:11:33 TRAINER: We're gonna ridelike the wind!
174 00:11:35 Faster! Harder! More insane!
175 00:11:38 [GRUNTS]
176 00:11:42 Odie?
177 00:11:43 Yeah, can you put thisback to normal?
178 00:11:45 There you go,just let the pepperoni's
179 00:11:46 healing powers work its magic.
180 00:11:49 [YIPS]
181 00:11:52 [SNORING]
182 00:12:13 You saw nothing.
183 00:12:22 [GARFIELD SIGHS]
184 00:12:23 Up until that moment,my life was a perfect soufflé.
185 00:12:27 [THUNDER RUMBLING]
186 00:12:28 Little did I knowit was all about to collapse.
187 00:12:34 MAN ON HEADPHONES:Imagine yourself drifting away
188 00:12:37 on a sea of tranquility.
189 00:12:40 There are no pets to bother you,
190 00:12:43 distract youor max out your credit card
191 00:12:46 by excessively placingonline food orders.
192 00:12:52 [SNORING]
193 00:12:55 -[STOMACH RUMBLES]-[GROANS]
194 00:12:57 Yeah... Sorry...Huh? What? Who said that?
195 00:13:02 Huh? Odie, Odie? Odie!
196 00:13:06 It's time forour midnight snack.
197 00:13:10 [GROANING]
198 00:13:15 Thank you, good sir,
199 00:13:17 your kindness will be rewarded.
200 00:13:18 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
201 00:13:22 [YAWNS AND GROANS]
202 00:13:25 What are we feelinglike today, huh? French?
203 00:13:28 Italian? Chinese? Cupcakes?
204 00:13:32 -[RUMBLES]-Chinese it is.
205 00:13:34 Odie, shape everythingfrom the bottom two shelves
206 00:13:36 into a dumpling.
207 00:13:39 [CLANGING]
208 00:13:40 -Huh?-Huh?
209 00:13:42 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
210 00:13:45 [THUNDERCLAP]
211 00:13:47 [ANIMAL SNARLING]
212 00:13:50 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
213 00:14:00 [GROWLING]
214 00:14:05 [BRITISH ACCENT]Late night snackin'.
215 00:14:07 Not good for digestion!
216 00:14:10 Odie, I'm dreamin' again.Slap me across the face.
217 00:14:15 [ROARS]
218 00:14:16 Nope. Still dreamin'.
219 00:14:18 I must be really deepin this one.
220 00:14:27 [THUNDERCLAP]
221 00:14:28 GARFIELD: [STAMMERING]What do you guys...
222 00:14:29 You want money?
223 00:14:30 I don't have any money, okay?Who carries cash anymore?
224 00:14:33 I've got Jon'scredit card number memorized...
225 00:14:36 Five-5-5-2-3-8-5-7-5-5-2-1.Did you write that down?
226 00:14:40 -Expiration code is 5-5-5.-The cat is out of the bag!
227 00:14:46 [LAUGHS]
228 00:14:50 -[ODIE GRUNTS]-[CHUCKLES]
229 00:14:53 I really hopethis kidnapping plan works
230 00:14:55 -or she'll put us down...-[GASPING]
231 00:14:57 ...with her insultsand cutting observations.
232 00:15:00 [GASPS] I think this is a caseof mistaken identity.
233 00:15:03 You must be looking for another
234 00:15:04 gorgeous, lovablekitty cat, right?
235 00:15:06 [SHUDDERS]
236 00:15:07 Hey, hey, hey!Hey, where're you going?
237 00:15:09 No, no, come back, come back!
238 00:15:11 [SHUDDERING]
239 00:15:14 [BARKING]
240 00:15:16 Odie? I'll handle this.All right, you guys.
241 00:15:20 I'm giving youto the count of three
242 00:15:22 to get back hereand let us down.
243 00:15:26 One, two, three!
244 00:15:30 Four, five...
245 00:15:32 I am not kidding here!
246 00:15:34 [PLAYING SAD HARMONICA MUSIC]
247 00:15:36 Three hundred and eight,309, 300...
248 00:15:42 Yeah, they're not comin'.[GROANS] It's over.
249 00:15:46 [MUSIC ENDS]
250 00:15:48 -MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Psst.-[GASPS]
251 00:15:50 -[ENLIGHTENING MUSIC PLAYING]-GARFIELD: Huh?
252 00:15:53 -[HARMONICA SQUEALS]-Am I dead?
253 00:15:57 Are you an angel?
254 00:16:05 Please, take me.
255 00:16:08 I am ready to go to that...
256 00:16:11 to that all-you-can-eatbuffet in the sky.
257 00:16:15 What? Listen, I'm goingto swing you out,
258 00:16:18 cut your ropes and drop yousafely to that landing below.
259 00:16:21 Wait, what?That seems a tad risky.
260 00:16:23 Is there another planthat doesn't involve
261 00:16:24 cutting a ropeover a 40-foot drop?
262 00:16:26 No time. We gotta get outta herebefore they come back.
263 00:16:31 [ODIE YIPS]
264 00:16:39 [GROANS]
265 00:16:41 We need to go. Come on, Junior!
266 00:16:44 Wait here, Junior.I'll be right back.
267 00:16:47 [THUNDERCLAP]
268 00:16:48 I'll be right back.I'll be right back.
269 00:16:50 I'll be right back.
270 00:16:54 [GASPS]
271 00:16:55 -You!-Hey! Junior.
272 00:16:59 Huh?
273 00:17:00 "Who is he?"This is Vic. My "father."
274 00:17:04 Look, Junior,I know how you might be upset.
275 00:17:06 Upset? Why would I be upset?
276 00:17:08 You only abandoned mein an alley as a kitten.
277 00:17:11 I'm probably just overreacting!
278 00:17:13 -[BOTH GASP]-[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
279 00:17:22 [SCREECHING]
280 00:17:25 Oh, no, not her.
281 00:17:27 -Okay, follow me, Junior.-Oh, no, no, no.
282 00:17:30 You lost the privilegeof telling me
283 00:17:31 what to do a long time ago.
284 00:17:33 -Hello, Vic.-[BOTH SHRIEK]
285 00:17:35 Dang it!
286 00:17:37 Scare cam! Oh, you should'veseen your faces!
287 00:17:42 [GASPS AND LAUGHS]
288 00:17:45 Okay, boys, show me!
289 00:17:48 Hello, Vic.
290 00:17:49 -[BOTH SHRIEK]-Dang...
291 00:17:52 [LAUGHS] Post that ASAP!
292 00:17:58 [CACKLES]
293 00:17:59 Wha... [CHUCKLES]
294 00:18:01 What? Hey, Jinx!I haven't seen you since...
295 00:18:06 Well, no hard feelingsthough, right?
296 00:18:11 Oh, I don't think so.
297 00:18:15 I'm a hugger!
298 00:18:17 Part of mewants to be mad at her
299 00:18:19 for kidnapping us,but you gotta love her energy.
300 00:18:21 [GASPS] Where are my manners?
301 00:18:24 Chop-chop, gentlemen!Look alive!
302 00:18:28 [GLASS CLINKS]
303 00:18:37 [GARGLING]
304 00:18:40 Mwah! Perfection.
305 00:18:42 You know, I was so delighted
306 00:18:44 that you acceptedmy invitation here tonight.
307 00:18:47 Well, throwing usin a burlap sack
308 00:18:49 wasn't exactly an Evite.
309 00:18:50 Vic, you're so quiet.Are you feline sad?
310 00:18:54 Cat got your tongue?Would you prefer a mew-mosa?
311 00:18:57 Excuse me,how do you two know each other?
312 00:18:59 -Let me handle this, Junior.-Oh, don't "Junior" me.
313 00:19:02 You may call me Garfield,Mr. Garfield, or G-Money.
314 00:19:05 -[SCOFFS]-Okay, whatever, no G-Money.
315 00:19:07 Anyway, can somebodyplease tell me what is going on?
316 00:19:10 We really don't needto get into...
317 00:19:11 Uh, zip! I'll take this one.
318 00:19:13 [CLEARS THROAT]
319 00:19:14 [PLAYING PIANO]
320 00:19:18 -What?-[GRUNTS]
321 00:19:20 I'm from a small townoutside London
322 00:19:23 that you've probablynever heard of.
323 00:19:25 Oh, I scratched and clawedmy way through hard times...
324 00:19:29 to come here with one dream.
325 00:19:33 -[PEOPLE CHATTERING]-[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]
326 00:19:35 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
327 00:19:43 I wanted to be seen.
328 00:19:47 -I wanted to matter.-[AUDIENCE GASPS]
329 00:19:49 [CRICKETS CHIRPING]
330 00:19:52 -But I was a failure.-[TUBA BLOWING]
331 00:19:54 ANNOUNCER: The winner!
332 00:19:56 [AUDIENCE CHEERINGAND APPLAUDING]
333 00:19:58 [CHEERING FADES]
334 00:20:01 And then I met Vic and his crew.
335 00:20:05 They were outcasts,losers, thugs.
336 00:20:10 We didn't have much,but we had each other.
337 00:20:13 We became a real family.
338 00:20:16 [SCOFFS] Vic and family?I know where this is goin'.
339 00:20:19 Excuse me,
340 00:20:20 garçon, uh,when might we expect appetizers?
341 00:20:23 -Perhaps an amuse-bouche?-And then one night...
342 00:20:27 We were about to makeour biggest score.
343 00:20:29 Enough milkto last us for weeks.
344 00:20:32 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
345 00:20:37 [GASPS] Vic!
346 00:20:40 Vic!
347 00:20:44 Jinx, I tried to come backfor you.
348 00:20:47 You have to know that.
349 00:20:48 -Yes, you get an "A" for effort.-So, what happened next?
350 00:20:51 Imagine Alcatraz...but smellier.
351 00:20:55 -[RETCHES]-It was cold. And lonely.
352 00:20:58 And stinky. So very stinky.I can't overstate that enough.
353 00:21:04 But it gave me purpose.I needed to get out.
354 00:21:08 I just needed help.
355 00:21:13 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
356 00:21:19 [PURRS]
357 00:21:21 [CACKLING]
358 00:21:24 So, your purposewas to escape jail
359 00:21:26 and get involved with charities?
360 00:21:27 No. My purpose was...
361 00:21:30 revenge.
362 00:21:31 [GULPS]
363 00:21:33 Oh, I see,I went the other way with it.
364 00:21:34 I'm kidding.
365 00:21:36 Another catwould be bent on revenge,
366 00:21:38 but I'm... Ooh,how would you put it?
367 00:21:41 Evolved, compassionate,
368 00:21:43 -and incredibly self-actualized.-Bingo! [CHUCKLES]
369 00:21:47 I had such trouble finding him
370 00:21:48 and when I discoveredyou were his son,
371 00:21:51 I had no choice but to kidnapyou to lure him here.
372 00:21:54 No, listen, I totally get it.
373 00:21:56 It's all part of bein'associated with Vic.
374 00:21:59 So, what do you need from himto make this right?
375 00:22:02 I simply want him to pay back
376 00:22:04 the quart of milkI lost that night
377 00:22:06 -and we'll call it even.-I can do that.
378 00:22:08 What he can't dois raise a child.
379 00:22:09 -Just one quart.-Just one quart.
380 00:22:10 -Done.-Done.
381 00:22:11 For every dayI was in the pound.
382 00:22:13 -What now?-Nice twist. Well played.
383 00:22:15 How long were youin the pound again?
384 00:22:17 Four years,seven months and two days.
385 00:22:19 Oh! That long?
386 00:22:20 All right, I'm gonna dothe math here
387 00:22:21 in my brain.Uh, the way you do that is...
388 00:22:24 -[CLEARS THROAT] Odie?-[YIPS]
389 00:22:26 1,675 quarts of milk.
390 00:22:28 Exactly right, Odie.We both came up with it
391 00:22:30 at the exact same time.
392 00:22:31 Where am I gonna findthat much milk?
393 00:22:34 Well, I suggestyou go back to the place
394 00:22:36 you double-crossed me.
395 00:22:37 -Lactose Farms.-Wow. Well, good luck, Vic!
396 00:22:42 [CHUCKLES]
397 00:22:43 I'll leave you two to work outthe fine print.
398 00:22:45 We'll just see ourselves out.Odie?
399 00:22:48 Uh, no.You're all going to do this.
400 00:22:51 What? Wait, why me?
401 00:22:52 He's the one who abandoned you.
402 00:22:54 Yes, but this is morethan a one-cat job.
403 00:22:56 Yeah, but I'm sureVic has a whole crew
404 00:22:58 of low-life cat burglarshe could ask.
405 00:23:00 Oh, I'm sure he does.
406 00:23:01 But if I'm beingcompletely honest,
407 00:23:03 seeing how miserableyou make one another
408 00:23:05 brings me endless satisfaction.
409 00:23:07 Oh, well, thank youfor your honesty.
410 00:23:09 And if I don't go?
411 00:23:11 You can stay and have a playdatewith Roland and Nolan.
412 00:23:15 Okay, boys... go play!
413 00:23:18 [BOTH GROWLING]
414 00:23:26 Ma'am, I thinkthis is an opportunity
415 00:23:28 to take a deep,cleansing breath...
416 00:23:30 and repeat youranger management mantra.
417 00:23:38 [CLEARS THROAT]
418 00:23:39 Anyone else have any objections?
419 00:23:40 [GULPS] Nope, I'm good.Thanks for the opportunity.
420 00:23:44 Excellent!Now, you boys have 72 hours.
421 00:23:48 [GULPING]
422 00:23:51 -[GLASS SHATTERS]-Or else...
423 00:23:55 I can't believethis is happening!
424 00:23:57 I don't see you for yearsand when I do,
425 00:23:59 you pull me intoa life of crime!
426 00:24:00 I had this reunion playingdifferently in my head too.
427 00:24:02 Well, that's the differencebetween us,
428 00:24:04 because I never wantedto see you again!
429 00:24:06 Now, I totallyunderstand your anger.
430 00:24:07 But if you give mea chance to explain
431 00:24:09 you'll see I'm not the bad guyyou think I am.
432 00:24:11 A good guy doesn't leavehis kid in an alley!
433 00:24:14 -It wasn't like that.-It was exactly like that!
434 00:24:16 No, it wasn't.
435 00:24:17 -Let me tell you what, Junior...-No, no!
436 00:24:19 I don't wanna hear it!This whole thing with Jinx?
437 00:24:21 This is your mess, not mine.Come on, Odie.
438 00:24:26 Can't let you do that.
439 00:24:29 We'll be watching you.
440 00:24:31 Like a hawk.
441 00:24:33 [HAWK SCREECHES]
442 00:24:36 [SHRIEKS]
443 00:24:41 [GROANS]
444 00:24:42 Is today a Monday?
445 00:24:43 Because it feelsan awful lot like a Monday.
446 00:24:45 It's Thursday.
447 00:24:46 -Not to me, it's not!-Look, I know this isn't ideal,
448 00:24:49 but we have to do this.So, let's just try and make
449 00:24:52 -the best of our time together.-Our time together?
450 00:24:55 What are you talkin' about?Once we get this milk,
451 00:24:58 I want you out of my life.Forever!
452 00:25:00 All right, just relax.
453 00:25:02 Lactose Farms ain't nothing
454 00:25:03 but a sleepy littlemom-and-pop dairy.
455 00:25:05 This will be a quickgrab and go.
456 00:25:07 You'll be back homebefore you know it.
457 00:25:08 [CHUCKLES]
458 00:25:10 So, how do we evenget to Lactose Farms?
459 00:25:13 It's way out in the country.
460 00:25:14 You ever jumped a train?
461 00:25:16 I've never jumped.
462 00:25:18 Look, if jumpin' a trainis too hard, just say it.
463 00:25:21 -How hard could it be?-Exactly!
464 00:25:24 -[BELL DINGING]-Ha-ha! This is gonna be fun.
465 00:25:28 JON: [YAWNS] Garfield?
466 00:25:30 Odie? Hello?
467 00:25:34 Garfield, how many timeshave I told you
468 00:25:37 to close the refrigerator door?Ga...
469 00:25:40 Wait, there's food on the floor.
470 00:25:42 [GASPS]
471 00:25:43 He's never left foodon the floor. Garfield?
472 00:25:47 [INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
473 00:25:48 Garfield?
474 00:25:51 Garfield? Garfield?
475 00:25:53 Garfield? Garfield?Garfield?
476 00:25:56 [TRAIN HORN BLOWING]
477 00:25:59 [GARFIELD GRUNTING]
478 00:26:01 Our best shot at jumpingon the train is here.
479 00:26:03 Hold on a sec. I'm justtaking in the wind speed,
480 00:26:05 the direction of the sun,and various angles.
481 00:26:08 Yes, I say we jump the trainfrom right here.
482 00:26:10 Didn't I just say that?
483 00:26:11 I've seen it on televisiona million times.
484 00:26:13 -We'll need a 100 feet of rope.-Uh-huh, rope. Yeah, okay.
485 00:26:15 -Great idea.-Yep.
486 00:26:16 We'll throw the ropeover that branch
487 00:26:18 -right there.-Over the branch. Got it.
488 00:26:19 Can you follow me? All right.And then timing it just right,
489 00:26:23 we swing overas the train passes by
490 00:26:25 and land on top of the car.
491 00:26:27 -Boom!-Or, we can do this!
492 00:26:32 -Odie, jump, boy!-[YIPS]
493 00:26:34 Huh?
494 00:26:36 -[BELL DINGS]-Uh-oh!
495 00:26:37 [YELLS]
496 00:26:39 Whoa!
497 00:26:41 [GRUNTING]
498 00:26:43 [GARFIELD MEOWING URGENTLY]
499 00:26:46 Part of me wants to help him.
500 00:26:48 No. This is how he learns.
501 00:26:51 [GARFIELD GRUNTING]
502 00:26:55 [CHUCKLES]
503 00:26:57 [GASPS AND GRUNTS]
504 00:26:59 I don't know,it's kind of pricey.
505 00:27:01 How does it handle?
506 00:27:02 -[YELLS]-[LAUGHS]
507 00:27:03 I'll take it!
508 00:27:07 [YELLING]
509 00:27:08 [GRUNTING]
510 00:27:16 See? I told youthis was gonna be fun.
511 00:27:20 You and I havedifferent definitions of fun.
512 00:27:25 -MAN: Hello?-Oh, finally! Hello!
513 00:27:28 You've reached Find My Pet.
514 00:27:30 If your pet is lost,we're here to help.
515 00:27:31 Hi, yes! Great, okay.My orange tabby and my dog
516 00:27:34 are both missingand I need your help.
517 00:27:36 Please listen carefully
518 00:27:38 as our menu optionshave changed.
519 00:27:39 -Okay.-If you'd like to hear
520 00:27:40 this call in Spanish...
521 00:27:41 -...oprima número dos.-What?
522 00:27:42 For Pig Latin,ess-pray even-say.
523 00:27:43 For gibberish...
524 00:27:44 Come on. What do I pressto talk to a real person?
525 00:27:47 Your call isvery important to us.
526 00:27:49 There are 1,346 peopleahead of you.
527 00:27:52 What?Garfield, where are you?
528 00:27:56 [TRAIN HORN BLOWING]
529 00:28:01 Okay, Vic,you gotta figure this out.
530 00:28:04 Jinx can't be trusted
531 00:28:06 and you gotta keep Junior safe!You just gotta figure out a way
532 00:28:11 -to get him outta this.-[GARFIELD STRAINING]
533 00:28:14 Tell me, is it a bur? It hurts.
534 00:28:16 Ah! You pulled my hair.Ow! Ow! Ow!
535 00:28:18 -[GROANS]-Is it a gnat? Is it a bug?
536 00:28:20 A bug?
537 00:28:21 [SHRIEKING]
538 00:28:23 -Ow! Ow!-Hmm?
539 00:28:24 GARFIELD: Odie, Odie!
540 00:28:26 [SHRIEKING]
541 00:28:28 Okay.
542 00:28:30 Hmm.
543 00:28:33 [CHUCKLES]
544 00:28:35 You know what, Junior?
545 00:28:36 -This is gonna be good for you.-What'll be good for me?
546 00:28:40 What we're doing.
547 00:28:41 We're about to steala truck full of milk
548 00:28:42 from a dairy to pay backa deranged cat.
549 00:28:45 What part of that is going to begood for me?
550 00:28:47 All of it!You can't even imagine
551 00:28:50 the life lessonsyou're gonna learn.
552 00:28:51 Oh, yeah? Name one.
553 00:28:53 Well, for starters,you already know
554 00:28:55 how to get on a moving train.
555 00:28:57 [LAUGHS]
556 00:29:01 [CLEARS THROAT]I found it funny.
557 00:29:03 All I'm sayin'is that to break into a dairy,
558 00:29:06 it's going totake a few skills...
559 00:29:07 I'm guessing a rounded,mush-filled,
560 00:29:09 overly pampered indoor catlike you...
561 00:29:11 doesn't have.So, we need to toughen you up.
562 00:29:15 Toughen me up?Hey, I know tough, Vic.
563 00:29:18 You've obviously never beenin an Olive Garden
564 00:29:20 that's run out of breadsticks.
565 00:29:23 Anyway, I'm never gonnaneed those skills
566 00:29:25 -you're talking about.-But you'll have them.
567 00:29:27 I'm never gonnabreak into a dairy
568 00:29:29 or anything else, ever again.
569 00:29:31 You are missing the point.
570 00:29:33 You're going to learnto improvise,
571 00:29:34 think on your feet,develop moves
572 00:29:36 that'll come in handyout there in the real world!
573 00:29:39 I wouldn't bein the "real world"
574 00:29:41 if it wasn't for you!
575 00:29:42 True. You'd still be hangingupside down in the mall.
576 00:29:45 -No, I would be asleep at home!-Missing out on life altogether.
577 00:29:50 Look, I'm just a dad trying toteach his son some skills.
578 00:29:53 Uh, no, no, no.You can't make up for five years
579 00:29:56 -of not being around.-Uh, yes, I can.
580 00:29:58 -No, you can't.-I think I can.
581 00:30:00 -In fact, you can't.-Yes, I can!
582 00:30:01 -You really can't!-With your attitude, I can.
583 00:30:04 [GROANS] Okay, whatever, "Dad."Wow. Great lesson. Ugh!
584 00:30:08 I'm done talking to you.
585 00:30:10 You do not know me,
586 00:30:11 you don't knowthe first thing about me.
587 00:30:13 I am not pampered.I'm not anything you think I am!
588 00:30:24 Okay. I'm just gonna say
589 00:30:25 that blanketis not the best idea.
590 00:30:27 Ah! Fantastic, thank you.I'll take it from here.
591 00:30:32 [GARFIELD GASPING]
592 00:30:33 Get them off! Get them off!
593 00:30:36 Get them off me!What are you doin'?
594 00:30:41 [GASPS AND SPITS]
595 00:30:46 -What did you do?-Cedar chips.
596 00:30:47 Spiders hate 'em.See? Another life skill learned.
597 00:30:51 [STAMMERING] I...
598 00:30:52 I think the wordsyou're looking for are...
599 00:30:55 "Thank you, Pops."
600 00:30:56 No, the wordI'm looking for is...
601 00:30:57 -Ah! Here's our stop!-Really? Where?
602 00:31:01 -[YELLING]-[LAUGHS]
603 00:31:04 Ooh, Odie, you thinkhe'd see that coming.
604 00:31:09 [YELLS IN DELIGHT]
605 00:31:16 -[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]-[CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
606 00:31:29 -Take your picture.-Yeah!
607 00:31:30 Cheese!
608 00:31:32 Yeah!
609 00:31:34 -Here you go!-Yay!
610 00:31:38 [GRUNTING]
611 00:31:49 Quaint. Just a simple little"grab and go."
612 00:31:51 Okay. Okay, so they've donea few upgrades
613 00:31:53 since I was last here.Why being so dramatic?
614 00:31:55 All we have to dois climb the fence...
615 00:31:57 -[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]-[SHRIEKING]
616 00:32:11 [GRUNTS]
617 00:32:13 [MUMBLING]
618 00:32:26 [GASPS] Wait. Is that Otto?
619 00:32:29 -Who?-Otto!
620 00:32:31 Of "Otto and Ethel."
621 00:32:32 Uh... No cluewho you're talkin' about.
622 00:32:34 He's one of the mascotsof Lactose Farms.
623 00:32:37 See? On the side of the barn?
624 00:32:40 I'll bet he knowshow to get into that place.
625 00:32:42 VIC: Leave him alone.
626 00:32:43 Seems to be in a periodof meditation... or depression.
627 00:32:46 Yes, he does.
628 00:32:47 Hmm.
629 00:32:48 This calls for tact,sensitivity, and diplomacy.
630 00:32:51 Yeah? And where are wesupposed to get that?
631 00:32:53 I have it. In spades.
632 00:32:55 Watch!Maybe you'll learn somethin'.
633 00:33:00 Excuse me, you're Otto, right?
634 00:33:04 [GRUNTS]
635 00:33:06 [CLEARS THROAT] I'm Garfield.
636 00:33:08 -A pleasure.-Go away.
637 00:33:10 I just wanted to sayI am a huge fan.
638 00:33:12 I have eaten everything
639 00:33:13 that has a pictureof your face on it.
640 00:33:15 I'm not that guy anymore.
641 00:33:16 I even loved that recalledprovolone from a few years back.
642 00:33:18 -Junior, no.-Yeah.
643 00:33:20 Anyways, here's the thing.Me and my crew back there,
644 00:33:22 we're in a bit of a bind.Got ourselves in a situation.
645 00:33:25 Long story short,we could use your help.
646 00:33:27 [GRUMBLES] Hmm.
647 00:33:29 -You're a fan, huh?-[CHUCKLES]
648 00:33:31 -Oh, yes! Big time.-Then sing the jingle.
649 00:33:34 Well, I don't reallysing on command.
650 00:33:37 I'm not a circus animal.
651 00:33:38 -Sing it.-Really?
652 00:33:41 -Sing it.-[CLEARS THROAT]
653 00:33:43 -Lactose Farms, Lactose Farms-[CLEARS THROAT]
654 00:33:46 We've got milks, butterscreams and cheeses
655 00:33:48 -More spirit.-Much as you want
656 00:33:50 -As much as it pleases...-Livelier!
657 00:33:52 Come and take a lookand see what we got
658 00:33:54 'Cause what we gotis a whole lotta lot
659 00:33:56 [SCATTING]
660 00:33:59 [HISSES]
661 00:34:00 Tasty goodness is our mottobrought to you
662 00:34:04 By Ethel and Otto!
663 00:34:07 [GRUNTS]
664 00:34:09 What was that for?
665 00:34:10 I hate that jingle.
666 00:34:12 [GROANING] You could've justtold me to stop.
667 00:34:15 Mmm.
668 00:34:20 [PEOPLE CHEERINGAND CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
669 00:34:22 [SOMBER INSTRUMENTALMUSIC PLAYING]
670 00:34:33 Hmm.
671 00:34:36 MAN: Let's go.Kids are waiting.
672 00:34:41 [SIGHS]
673 00:34:50 [ODIE WHIMPERING]
674 00:34:51 Odie, come back!
675 00:34:53 Leave him alone!He might punch you!
676 00:34:56 [SOMBER INSTRUMENTALMUSIC CONTINUES]
677 00:35:07 Was that Ethel?
678 00:35:09 [GROANS SOFTLY]
679 00:35:10 [ODIE WHIMPERS]
680 00:35:15 A few years back,
681 00:35:17 Old Man Lactosewas forced out of business.
682 00:35:20 The corporation that took overseparated me from my Ethel.
683 00:35:25 [DOOR SLAMS]
684 00:35:26 -Ethel!-ETHEL: You are my day!
685 00:35:29 OTTO: You are my night!
686 00:35:33 I was put out to pasture.
687 00:35:35 [KIDS LAUGHING]
688 00:35:37 She was put on displayas part of the tour.
689 00:35:43 I tried to get in there
690 00:35:45 to break Ethel free...but they stop me every time.
691 00:35:51 Now, I only see her six seconds,twice a day.
692 00:35:56 We... We feel you, Otto.
693 00:35:57 Come on, let's go, Junior.
694 00:35:59 We'll find another wayto break in there.
695 00:36:01 What... What could you possiblywant from that place?
696 00:36:04 You know,a couple quarts of milk.
697 00:36:06 Couple thousand quarts.
698 00:36:08 Mmm. Good luck.
699 00:36:10 We'll take any helpful hintsyou have.
700 00:36:12 Pass.
701 00:36:13 I'm telling you,it's a life-or-death situation.
702 00:36:15 Then I hope you've notifiedyour next of kin.
703 00:36:20 What if we can get Ethel out?
704 00:36:21 Or get you a commemorative pin?
705 00:36:27 Where are we gonna finda commemorative pin?
706 00:36:30 -[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]-Now, pay attention.
707 00:36:32 Here's the perimeterof the plant.
708 00:36:34 And here are the two placesyou need to go.
709 00:36:37 First, the truckwith your milk is back here.
710 00:36:40 [BELL DINGS]
711 00:36:41 And this delicate buttercupis my Ethel.
712 00:36:44 My North Star,and reason for living
713 00:36:47 is being kept by thosebarbarians in... a petting zoo.
714 00:36:52 Located here.
715 00:36:54 -This cricket...-[SQUEALS]
716 00:36:55 ...representsthe electrical room...
717 00:36:57 this snail,the refrigeration room...
718 00:36:59 this toadstoolis the loading dock
719 00:37:02 where you'll find the keysto the trucks.
720 00:37:04 Wait, what's the pinecone?
721 00:37:05 The pinecone is the cheeseand butter room.
722 00:37:07 Ooh, cheese is my love language.
723 00:37:10 Now, for this briefing,
724 00:37:11 I've done a quick readingof your personalities
725 00:37:13 and have chosen tokensto represent each of you.
726 00:37:16 -Oh!-You are the majestic bullfrog.
727 00:37:21 [CROAKS]
728 00:37:22 Oh, yeah, that feels right.
729 00:37:24 You are the curiousand clever chipmunk.
730 00:37:27 -And you...-Wait for it...
731 00:37:30 ...are roadkill.
732 00:37:32 Huh? What?Oh. [CHUCKLES]
733 00:37:35 No, I get it.That's a good one, Otto!
734 00:37:37 Giving your newbest friend roadkill.
735 00:37:39 Seriously, though,what's my real token?
736 00:37:42 That is your real token.
737 00:37:44 Now, if you have any chanceof succeeding...
738 00:37:46 Wait, can I... Excuse me, can Iswitch to something living?
739 00:37:48 -Like the snail or the cricket?-You should've spoken up sooner.
740 00:37:50 At this point, it would betoo confusing to switch.
741 00:37:52 Sooner? But you just told methis five seconds ago.
742 00:37:55 -Come on, Roadkill, focus.-Really?
743 00:37:57 You give Victhe majestic bullfrog.
744 00:37:59 You give Odie the curiousand clever chipmunk...
745 00:38:01 and then you give me,your new bff, roadkill?
746 00:38:04 I mean, it feels disrespectful,not gonna lie.
747 00:38:06 What makes you think he's dead?
748 00:38:08 My eyes.I have eyes and can see.
749 00:38:10 It's a possum.They're masters at playing dead.
750 00:38:12 Well then,little Daniel Day-Possum here
751 00:38:14 should do Shakespearein the Park!
752 00:38:15 Things aren't alwayswhat they seem.
753 00:38:16 You're right.But in this case, they are.
754 00:38:18 What's the big deal?Possums play dead.
755 00:38:20 Do they, Otto?Do they play dead?
756 00:38:21 Do possums play possum,is that what they do?
757 00:38:23 Yes. Possums are very clever.
758 00:38:25 Yeah, I'm sure he was
759 00:38:26 until the dayhe ate a pick-up truck!
760 00:38:27 Uh, just ignore him.Please, continue.
761 00:38:30 I'll just put this backwhere you had it.
762 00:38:33 The straightest lineto the loading dock
763 00:38:35 is through the snail here,then the cricket, there,
764 00:38:38 cut through the toadstooland onto the rock.
765 00:38:41 Each of these roomshave their own set
766 00:38:43 -of unique challenges.-Well, why can't we just go
767 00:38:45 straight through the pinecone?
768 00:38:46 You don't want togo through the pinecone.
769 00:38:47 Looks like the straightest shotis through the pinecone.
770 00:38:49 You like walkingwith those feet, do you?
771 00:38:51 You a fan of unimaginablepain and misery?
772 00:38:54 Then go through the pinecone.
773 00:38:56 Stay away from the pinecone.Got it.
774 00:38:58 Once you're insidethe facility...
775 00:39:00 [SPY MUSIC PLAYING]
776 00:39:01 You will enterthe electrical room.
777 00:39:03 There you will locatethe air vent.
778 00:39:07 Pop the grate and climb up.
779 00:39:11 Then, you'll crawl througha maze of vents and drop down...
780 00:39:17 [CROAKING]
781 00:39:18 ...to the refrigeration room.
782 00:39:20 Next, you will needto hurl your body
783 00:39:22 over a 30-foot drop...to a series of hand rungs.
784 00:39:26 You'll propel yourselveshand-over-hand...
785 00:39:28 and drop downdirectly into a loading dock.
786 00:39:33 From there, you'll locatethe keys to the milk truck.
787 00:39:37 Drive that truck to the westpasture of the complex,
788 00:39:39 cut the lock on the gate.
789 00:39:41 And find the closest thingwe have
790 00:39:42 to an angel here on earth.
791 00:39:49 You'll escort my sweet Ethelonto the truck
792 00:39:52 and drive her to freedom.
793 00:39:54 [MUSIC ENDS]
794 00:39:56 It's going to take mad skills
795 00:39:58 to get that milk,and free my dear, sweet Ethel.
796 00:40:02 Clearly, this one is qualifiedfor the mission.
797 00:40:04 But I have some serious doubtshere about all of... this.
798 00:40:08 -He's pointing to you, Roadkill.-Hmm.
799 00:40:11 -Let's get to work.-[ODIE GRUNTS]
800 00:40:15 Stupid roadkill.
801 00:40:17 Hey! I'm workin' here!
802 00:40:20 Ugh. Definitely a Monday.
803 00:40:23 MAN ON PHONE: Your call isfairly important to us.
804 00:40:25 If you've lost a cat,please press one.
805 00:40:27 -If your cat is orange...-Yeah.
806 00:40:29 ...please press two.
807 00:40:30 This doesn't reallyaccomplish anything...
808 00:40:32 -[GASPS]-but gives you the false sense
809 00:40:33 that we're engaged with you.
810 00:40:35 [WHIMPERING]
811 00:40:37 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
812 00:40:39 OTTO: All right, gentlemen,I've made a list of skills...
813 00:40:42 that you'll needto master in order
814 00:40:44 to break into Lactose Farms.Number one,
815 00:40:47 develop lightning-fast reflexes.
816 00:40:49 You tell Garfieldthere's a plate of pasta
817 00:40:51 on the other side of that wall
818 00:40:52 and you will seelightning reflexes.
819 00:40:54 Yeah, no, no, no.Depends what kind of pasta.
820 00:40:57 This pebble represents dangeryou may encounter.
821 00:41:00 You need to grab it,before it grabs you.
822 00:41:02 [SCOFFS] It grabs me?
823 00:41:03 Snatch the pebble from my hand.
824 00:41:05 -Too slow!-Ow!
825 00:41:07 What was that for?
826 00:41:08 Being able to grabthe pebble could be
827 00:41:10 the differencebetween life and death.
828 00:41:12 All right,let me try that again.
829 00:41:14 [STRAINING] Ha! Got it!
830 00:41:16 [GRUNTS]
831 00:41:18 Now what was that for?
832 00:41:19 It's neverjust about the pebble.
833 00:41:20 Come on, Junior,everyone knows that.
834 00:41:22 Your head's got to beon a swivel at all times.
835 00:41:25 Gotta be ready for anything.
836 00:41:26 I was ready.He changed the game.
837 00:41:28 Sounds likesomeone's making excuses!
838 00:41:32 [CLANGING]
839 00:41:33 And what was thatabout being ready for anything?
840 00:41:35 You were distracting me!
841 00:41:36 Might I suggest puttingyour head on a swivel?
842 00:41:38 You should haveseen that coming.
843 00:41:40 Toes on the line!Guard your grill!
844 00:41:42 Cover your stomach!
845 00:41:43 There are surprisesaround every corner
846 00:41:45 at Lactose Farms.You need to stay alert!
847 00:41:47 Too slow! A baby could haveseen that coming!
848 00:41:50 Too slow! Too slow!
849 00:41:53 [SODA CAN POPS]
850 00:41:55 Too slow!
851 00:41:57 You'll never make itthrough Lactose Farms
852 00:41:59 if you can't survivethis training!
853 00:42:00 Are you for real?
854 00:42:01 What kinda dairy is this?
855 00:42:03 The kind of dairy that requiresteamwork to survive!
856 00:42:07 Danger could beanywhere, gentlemen!
857 00:42:09 [GRUNTS]
858 00:42:10 You've got to be readyto outrun it.
859 00:42:12 [BOTH YELL]
860 00:42:13 [GASPING AND GRUNTING]
861 00:42:15 -[TRAIN HORN BLOWING]-Here comes the pain!
862 00:42:18 -Left, right, left, right.-You're confusing me!
863 00:42:21 [BOTH GASPING AND GRUNTING]
864 00:42:27 [YELLING]
865 00:42:28 [SHUSHES]
866 00:42:31 [YELLING]
867 00:42:33 [CRASHING]
868 00:42:35 [BOTH GROANING]
869 00:42:36 I think I'm gonna need rehab.
870 00:42:38 [GRUNTS]
871 00:42:41 [SIGHS WEARILY]
872 00:42:43 If this is going to work,
873 00:42:44 these two have to beon the same page.
874 00:42:46 I'm out of ideas.
875 00:42:48 You got any?
876 00:42:52 Can't believe I'm outin the middle of nowhere
877 00:42:54 getting beaten upagainst my will
878 00:42:56 by a former celebrity steer.
879 00:42:58 Odie? Will you tell my sonto please stop whining?
880 00:43:02 Odie, can you tell Vic
881 00:43:04 that I collapsedon this tree first
882 00:43:05 and that he needsto find another one?
883 00:43:07 Odie, can you tell my son
884 00:43:09 that I will gladlyfind another one
885 00:43:12 when I get the feelingback in my legs?
886 00:43:14 Odie, can you tell my father
887 00:43:16 that he wouldn't belying in pain
888 00:43:17 if he led a better life
889 00:43:18 and didn't createproblems for himself?
890 00:43:20 Could you pleaseinform my son
891 00:43:23 that he should focuson fixing his own issues?
892 00:43:26 Odie? What?
893 00:43:28 -Odie? What'd you do?-[SCOFFS]
894 00:43:31 After allI've let you do for me.
895 00:43:33 Ooh. What is this?
896 00:43:38 Hey, watch it!
897 00:43:39 [SNICKERS]
898 00:43:42 What's the problem, Vic?Is this bothering you?
899 00:43:46 [GRUNTS]
900 00:43:47 [STRAINING] No.In fact, I don't mind it at all!
901 00:43:53 I don't mind it either.
902 00:43:55 -[STRAINING]-Ow!
903 00:43:57 [BOTH GRUNTING]
904 00:44:00 I could watch this all day.
905 00:44:02 -Stop pulling.-I'm not, you're pulling!
906 00:44:04 If I was pulling,you would know it!
907 00:44:06 Why does everything you do
908 00:44:08 always end up hurting me?
909 00:44:09 Hurt you?
910 00:44:11 All I ever didwas try to help you.
911 00:44:13 You sure?'Cause every time you're around,
912 00:44:15 it ends up with me in pain. Ow!
913 00:44:17 Odie! These ropesare not funny anymore! Ow!
914 00:44:19 [LAUGHS]
915 00:44:20 Maybe, if you were a little moreopen to seeing me,
916 00:44:24 things might bebetter between us.
917 00:44:26 You do remember you were the onewho left me in an alley, right?
918 00:44:29 You don't knowwhat you're talkin' about.
919 00:44:31 Then please, enlighten me.
920 00:44:34 [SIGHS WEARILY]
921 00:44:36 This is about to get real.
922 00:44:37 Oh, that's right.You're normally never around
923 00:44:39 to actually defend yourself.
924 00:44:40 No back doorto slink out of this time.
925 00:44:43 First, you abandon me,then years later,
926 00:44:45 you pull meinto a life of crime.
927 00:44:47 Well, classic "Father ofthe Year" stuff, "Dad."
928 00:44:50 You know,why would I ever think
929 00:44:51 that seeing youcould be anything
930 00:44:53 other than a train wreck?
931 00:44:54 I did not leave youin that alley!
932 00:44:57 Oh, you did!
933 00:44:58 You told me you'd comeright back. You never did!
934 00:45:00 No. That is not what happened.
935 00:45:04 Oh, please! You were probablyon the run from someone
936 00:45:07 -like Jinx and I was in the way.-No.
937 00:45:11 No, that, that night...
938 00:45:14 [SIGHS]
939 00:45:16 That night was different.
940 00:45:18 [SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
941 00:45:22 -[THUNDER RUMBLING]-[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
942 00:45:27 [STOMACH RUMBLES]
943 00:45:42 WOMAN: Hey! Shoo, shoo!Get outta here!
944 00:45:46 [MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING]
945 00:45:54 [GROWLING]
946 00:45:57 [VIC SHRIEKS]
947 00:45:59 [DOG BARKING]
948 00:46:06 [DOOR OPENS]
949 00:46:20 Wait here, Junior.I'll be right back.
950 00:46:28 Oh! Hey, get outta here.
951 00:46:30 Hey, how you doing? Yeah.I had to shoo a cat.
952 00:46:33 Yeah, yeah,diggin' in the trash. Yeah.
953 00:46:35 So, what'cha up to now, huh?
954 00:46:37 Still takin' it easy?Yeah, yeah, yeah.
955 00:46:40 Oh, no, you're kiddin'. Really?Oh, yeah, yeah.
956 00:46:46 It's been raining herefor a while now. Yeah, yeah.
957 00:46:49 Yeah! I'll see you then.Okay, bye.
958 00:46:57 [MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONTINUES]
959 00:47:44 -[PEOPLE SINGING AND CHEERING]-[GASPS]
960 00:47:54 [PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
961 00:48:06 [UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING]
962 00:48:26 [SAD INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
963 00:48:36 I...
964 00:48:37 I never knew.
965 00:48:39 I know, how could you?
966 00:48:42 Why didn't you ever comevisit me?
967 00:48:44 I did. [CHUCKLES]Million times I...
968 00:48:50 came to knock on your door
969 00:48:52 and I'd see what a great lifeyou had with Jon.
970 00:48:54 So, I just...
971 00:48:57 thought it was betterif I kept my distance.
972 00:49:00 I sense a positive breakthroughin your relationship.
973 00:49:03 Am I wrong?
974 00:49:05 Good.After an extensive evaluation,
975 00:49:08 I have concludedthat you two are,
976 00:49:10 in fact, ready to move forward
977 00:49:12 -with this mission.-VIC: We are?
978 00:49:14 GARFIELD: How is thateven possible?
979 00:49:16 Mathematically, it isn't.
980 00:49:17 But given your present levelsof incompetence
981 00:49:20 and overall lackof basic skills,
982 00:49:22 I have determinedit would take roughly...
983 00:49:25 seventeen years to get you bothproperly ready for this job.
984 00:49:28 And since we have...
985 00:49:31 less than 48 hours,you've passed.
986 00:49:35 Congratulations.
987 00:49:37 [ODIE GRUNTS AND YIPS]
988 00:49:44 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
989 00:49:45 [JINX HUMMING "ALOUETTE"]
990 00:50:08 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
991 00:50:11 [CACKLING]
992 00:50:18 ROLAND: Um...
993 00:50:21 She's really losin' it.
994 00:50:23 Ugh!
995 00:50:24 [SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]
996 00:50:25 Yes, what is it?
997 00:50:27 They're ready to rob the dairy.
998 00:50:30 Perfect.
999 00:50:32 Oh, everything is going to plan.Now, it's time to make a call.
1000 00:50:37 Excuse me, you keep that thingin your folds?
1001 00:50:40 That is so disgusting.You. You dial the number
1002 00:50:43 and put me on speaker!
1003 00:50:45 -[BEEPING]-[LINE RINGING]
1004 00:50:47 WOMAN: Hello?
1005 00:50:48 -Hello? Lactose Farms?-How may I help you?
1006 00:50:51 It's come to my attention
1007 00:50:52 that there'll bean attempt to rob
1008 00:50:54 one of yourdairy trucks tomorrow.
1009 00:50:56 It's not important who I amor how I came to know this.
1010 00:50:59 Just think of meas a concerned citizen
1011 00:51:02 intent on fulfilling
1012 00:51:04 my civic responsibilityas well as...
1013 00:51:06 Meow, meow, meow.
1014 00:51:08 [MEOWING CONTINUES]
1015 00:51:11 Uh, Chief?
1016 00:51:13 [INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1017 00:51:16 -We may have a situation.-Well, okay then.
1018 00:51:21 Let's go have a look-see.
1019 00:51:23 JINX: Meow, meow, meow.
1020 00:51:25 [CONTINUES MEOWING]
1021 00:51:27 This is the third timethey've called.
1022 00:51:29 It just sounds like some catprank callin' us.
1023 00:51:32 If it were a dog barking,
1024 00:51:34 I'd be on board for a prank.
1025 00:51:36 Them dogs are born for mischief,they just are.
1026 00:51:39 Not cats. Oh, no.
1027 00:51:42 Cats mean business.
1028 00:51:45 [INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1029 00:51:51 [BEEPING]
1030 00:51:52 JINX: Meow, meow, meow.
1031 00:51:54 [DISTORTED VOICE] "I repeat,there will be an attempt
1032 00:51:56 "to make off with one of yourmilk trucks tomorrow.
1033 00:51:58 "I suggest you takeappropriate measures
1034 00:52:00 "to prevent this brazen thieveryfrom occurring.
1035 00:52:02 "Okay, I'm done.Hang up the phone.
1036 00:52:04 "Ha, ha.What an evil genius I am."
1037 00:52:06 [CALL ENDS]
1038 00:52:08 Well, then, still seemlike a prank to ya?
1039 00:52:10 -That last part did a little.-What's our next move, Chief?
1040 00:52:14 Our next move is for meto go back to my office
1041 00:52:17 and formulate an ingenious plan.
1042 00:52:21 And you go get my car waxed.
1043 00:52:24 [INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1044 00:52:25 Well, well, well,
1045 00:52:26 would you look at that,Margie Malone?
1046 00:52:29 We're having company tomorrow.
1047 00:52:32 I guess I better take outmy finest china
1048 00:52:35 to serve a heapin' plate...of justice.
1049 00:52:46 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1050 00:52:48 What are those for?
1051 00:52:49 For us to communicateonce you're inside...
1052 00:52:52 the belly of the beast.
1053 00:52:54 -[SNARLS]-Uh...
1054 00:52:56 Okay. Don't we need somethingmore like radio headsets?
1055 00:53:00 [SCOFFS] Indoor cat.These are better.
1056 00:53:04 It just feels like Bluetoothwould be better.
1057 00:53:05 These are better than Bluetooth.
1058 00:53:07 These, these are betterthan Bluetooth?
1059 00:53:09 They're equal.
1060 00:53:10 And I don't have to payfor the brand.
1061 00:53:12 [STATIC CRACKLES]
1062 00:53:18 Gold Eagle to Chipmunk.Do you copy?
1063 00:53:21 [YIPS]
1064 00:53:22 Of course, you can hear him.
1065 00:53:24 He's standingthree feet away from you.
1066 00:53:26 Oh, I see you sprungfor the binoculars.
1067 00:53:29 Now, we just need to find...
1068 00:53:33 a way in.
1069 00:53:35 Anyone ever told youthat you take
1070 00:53:37 a lot of dramatic pauseswhen you speak?
1071 00:53:42 Yes.
1072 00:53:43 [GROANS]
1073 00:53:44 -[PEOPLE CHATTERING]-[HORN HONKING]
1074 00:53:47 Hey, wait up!
1075 00:53:49 -GIRL: Look at that!-Bingo.
1076 00:53:52 [TRUMPET BLOWING]
1077 00:53:53 Hello, everyone!And welcome to the one
1078 00:53:57 and only Lactose Farms!
1079 00:53:59 If you will allgather around me,
1080 00:54:01 we'll begin our tour
1081 00:54:03 and head into the heartof the farm.
1082 00:54:05 MARGE: I know you're here.
1083 00:54:07 I can feel it.Show yourself.
1084 00:54:12 WOMAN: Today you will discoverthe answers
1085 00:54:15 to all of yourdairy questions,
1086 00:54:16 including the most askeddairy question of all time,
1087 00:54:19 are curds the whey?
1088 00:54:21 [PEOPLE LAUGHING]
1089 00:54:22 OTTO: Bullfrog, Chipmunk,Roadkill, do you copy?
1090 00:54:25 Are you kidding me?They actually work?
1091 00:54:27 You should take this toShark Tank.
1092 00:54:29 Now, remember,the only way to get the keys
1093 00:54:31 to the milk truckand free Ethel undetected
1094 00:54:34 is by sticking to the pathI mapped out for you.
1095 00:54:36 If you deviate from that path,you will trigger security
1096 00:54:41 and all bets are off.Understood?
1097 00:54:43 All right, look alive.
1098 00:54:45 The electrical access door
1099 00:54:46 should be coming upon your left.
1100 00:54:48 WOMAN: Okay, this way! [LAUGHS]
1101 00:54:50 Hey, hey, look! There it is!
1102 00:54:52 [INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1103 00:54:57 Okay, we're in.
1104 00:54:58 Continue throughand locate the air vent
1105 00:55:00 at the end of the hallway.
1106 00:55:02 That will take youto the refrigeration room.
1107 00:55:05 WOMAN ON PA: Factory workers,your 15-minute break begins now.
1108 00:55:08 [ALL SQUEAL]
1109 00:55:10 -[BUZZER SOUNDS]-[CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
1110 00:55:13 [WHISTLING]
1111 00:55:20 Ugh! Oh, your feetneed a deep rinse.
1112 00:55:26 [YIPS]
1113 00:55:28 [GARFIELD STRAINING]
1114 00:55:29 -What's the hold up, Junior?-How do you get through this?
1115 00:55:32 You're bigger than me.
1116 00:55:34 [STOMACH RUMBLES] Am I?
1117 00:55:35 -Yes!-Well, the vent doesn't agree.
1118 00:55:38 -Try sucking in your gut.-I am.
1119 00:55:40 Try sucking in your buttand your gut.
1120 00:55:42 [ALL YELLING]
1121 00:55:46 [INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1122 00:56:05 [GASPS]
1123 00:56:07 [ODIE YIPS]
1124 00:56:08 Bullfrog, what's happening now?
1125 00:56:11 [BOTH PANTING]
1126 00:56:12 We fell out of a vent...into a room that looks like
1127 00:56:16 -it's full of heavy machinery.-OTTO: Son of a cud.
1128 00:56:21 You're in the pinecone.
1129 00:56:26 Jiminy Davis!The perp is a cat!
1130 00:56:29 And this one looks like it couldeat us out of business.
1131 00:56:32 Oh, Vic, Vic!Look, there's the loading dock.
1132 00:56:35 -No! Junior! Don't move.-What? Why?
1133 00:56:37 We're in the middleof the pinecone!
1134 00:56:40 Otto told usto stay out of the pinecone.
1135 00:56:42 Oh, stop. There's no pinecone.Otto's a bit of a worrywart.
1136 00:56:45 I can walk to the loading dockfrom here.
1137 00:56:47 -[GASPS]-VIC: No...
1138 00:56:49 Junior!
1139 00:56:54 [MUNCHING]
1140 00:56:56 Mmm! Oh!
1141 00:56:57 Cheddar.
1142 00:56:58 Probably one of my top 26favorite cheeses.
1143 00:57:01 GARFIELD: Mmm-mmm.
1144 00:57:02 What do you think happenswhen that gets to zero?
1145 00:57:04 [ALARM BUZZING]
1146 00:57:07 [GASPS]
1147 00:57:08 OTTO OVER HEADSET: Bullfrog,what's happening now?
1148 00:57:10 Roadkill got carried awayinto the pinecone!
1149 00:57:12 Listen to me.You have to carry on
1150 00:57:14 with the mission.Get to the loading dock
1151 00:57:16 before the workersreturn from their break
1152 00:57:18 or you'll miss your only chanceto get that truck.
1153 00:57:22 -[GASPS]-[YELLS]
1154 00:57:24 No, no, no.No, no, no!
1155 00:57:28 [SHRIEKS]
1156 00:57:29 WOMAN OVER PA:Shred sequence initiated.
1157 00:57:34 [GASPS]
1158 00:57:38 [ODIE BARKING]
1159 00:57:39 Odie! Oh, thanks, buddy,
1160 00:57:42 but I'm pretty fullfrom the cheddar.
1161 00:57:43 -[YIPPING]-Oh? Jump off.
1162 00:57:45 Yeah, yeah, good idea.
1163 00:57:52 [GRUNTS]
1164 00:57:55 Oh, good. He's safe.
1165 00:58:01 Oh, hang on. Wait.Where am I going?
1166 00:58:04 Fondue. Fondue!
1167 00:58:08 [SHRIEKING]
1168 00:58:14 [BARKING]
1169 00:58:23 [GRUNTS AND GASPS]
1170 00:58:28 [SHRIEKING]
1171 00:58:33 [GASPS]
1172 00:58:35 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1173 00:58:38 [BARKING]
1174 00:58:45 [SCREAMING]
1175 00:58:46 [GASPS AND SCREAMS]
1176 00:58:48 VIC: Junior.
1177 00:58:54 [GASPING] Hot, hot, hot!
1178 00:58:55 Hot, hot, hot! Hot!
1179 00:58:58 [BOTH SHRIEK]
1180 00:59:00 [YELLING] Junior!
1181 00:59:04 [GROANS]
1182 00:59:06 [SIGHS IN RELIEF]
1183 00:59:08 Whoa-oh!
1184 00:59:10 That was too close even for me.
1185 00:59:11 [PANTS]
1186 00:59:14 Thanks.
1187 00:59:16 I couldn't let youhave all the fun.
1188 00:59:18 -WOMAN OVER PA: Workers...-What?
1189 00:59:19 ...your break endsin five minutes.
1190 00:59:23 Okay, Otto,we're in the loading dock.
1191 00:59:25 Where are the keys?
1192 00:59:26 OTTO: They should be hangingon a pegboard on the far wall.
1193 00:59:29 [BARKS]
1194 00:59:30 What do you meanwe have a problem?
1195 00:59:32 -[BARKS]-Ah!
1196 00:59:33 -GARFIELD: Pegboard's empty!-Empty?
1197 00:59:35 Now would you look at this?
1198 00:59:38 Three misguided stray petstrying to steal a truck o' milk.
1199 00:59:43 Never a dull momentat this dairy, is there, Margie?
1200 00:59:47 Well, you're looking for these,aren't ya?
1201 00:59:49 Well, here you go then.
1202 00:59:55 So, how's thisgonna play out, fellas?
1203 00:59:57 The easy way or the hard way?
1204 00:59:59 And just so you know,I'm up for either.
1205 01:00:04 -Follow my lead.-Huh? What?
1206 01:00:07 [ENTHRALLING INSTRUMENTALMUSIC PLAYING]
1207 01:00:13 [GROANS]
1208 01:00:14 [NECK CRACKING] Who's next then?
1209 01:00:16 -[YELLS]-[BOTH SHRIEK]
1210 01:00:18 Otto, a security guardhas the truck keys!
1211 01:00:20 Crazy eyes?Tragic sense of fashion?
1212 01:00:22 Yeah. How did you know?
1213 01:00:23 Marge Malone.
1214 01:00:25 -Ethel!-Otto!
1215 01:00:27 She's not just my nemesis,
1216 01:00:29 she's also my enemy.
1217 01:00:32 Love to hear about it,but right now,
1218 01:00:33 -what do we do?-Get those keys.
1219 01:00:35 I'll create a distractionso you can get out of there.
1220 01:00:38 -Come here, you!-[GASPING]
1221 01:00:44 [ODIE WHIMPERS]
1222 01:00:49 Did you see that?That's indoor cat style!
1223 01:00:51 [GRUNTS]
1224 01:00:54 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
1225 01:00:57 [SHRIEKS]
1226 01:00:58 [GRUNTS]
1227 01:01:01 MARGE: No, no, no.
1228 01:01:02 You're not getting away.I've already called the pound.
1229 01:01:04 Your days of thievery end today.
1230 01:01:06 [BUZZER SOUNDING]
1231 01:01:07 WOMAN OVER PA:Attempted perimeter breach.
1232 01:01:11 Attempted perimeter breach.
1233 01:01:13 Attempted perimeter breach.
1234 01:01:16 Otto.
1235 01:01:17 Attempted perimeter breach.Attempted perimeter breach.
1236 01:01:23 -Junior, sorry about this.-Sorry? For what?
1237 01:01:27 [ALL GRUNT]
1238 01:01:29 [GRUNTS]
1239 01:01:31 Vic?
1240 01:01:39 What are you doing?
1241 01:01:44 Vic! Don't you go.
1242 01:01:46 Vic!
1243 01:01:49 Please!
1244 01:01:56 Send security
1245 01:01:56 -to the loading dock.-[STATIC BUZZES]
1246 01:02:01 [ENTHRALLINGINSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1247 01:02:05 [YELLS]
1248 01:02:07 [GASPS]
1249 01:02:08 Otto!
1250 01:02:11 [TIRES SCREECH]
1251 01:02:12 You do not want to try metoday, mister.
1252 01:02:16 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1253 01:02:18 [ROARING]
1254 01:02:24 [OTTO YELLING]
1255 01:02:27 Get him!
1256 01:02:29 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
1257 01:02:37 [TIRES SCREECH]
1258 01:02:40 [PANTING]
1259 01:02:43 [BOTH GRUNTING]
1260 01:02:46 [ENTHRALLINGINSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1261 01:02:55 [ALARM BUZZING]
1262 01:02:59 -[YELLING]-[TIRES SCREECHING]
1263 01:03:06 Phew!
1264 01:03:07 Welcome back... Victor.
1265 01:03:17 Hey, Jinx.
1266 01:03:19 Why are you here?I... I was bringing this to you.
1267 01:03:21 Were you? Really?
1268 01:03:25 Yeah, of course I was.That's what we agreed to, right?
1269 01:03:27 Mmm.
1270 01:03:30 [VIC SIGHS]
1271 01:03:31 -So, you and me square now?-[CHUCKLES] Not quite.
1272 01:03:36 There's still the matterof those five years
1273 01:03:39 I lost because of you.
1274 01:03:40 What?But I thought this settled that.
1275 01:03:43 [LAUGHING]
1276 01:03:45 It was never about the milk.It was about you getting caught
1277 01:03:49 trying to steal itand being sent to the pound
1278 01:03:53 like I was.
1279 01:03:55 You see, Vic,I needed you to suffer
1280 01:03:59 like I did.
1281 01:04:02 Oh.
1282 01:04:04 I see.
1283 01:04:06 And I'm guessingyou have an idea
1284 01:04:07 about how that should happen.
1285 01:04:10 As a matter of fact, I do.
1286 01:04:20 I can't believe he did that.
1287 01:04:23 He ran out, and he left me.Again.
1288 01:04:29 I thought he'd changed,but it was...
1289 01:04:32 it was a lie.
1290 01:04:34 All of it.
1291 01:04:37 -[MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING]-[SIGHS]
1292 01:04:40 How could I have been so stupid?
1293 01:04:43 [SIGHS]
1294 01:04:47 MAURICE: Oh, come on, kid.Don't beat yourself up.
1295 01:04:52 Vic, man,we've all been burned by Vic.
1296 01:04:55 ALL: Yeah, that's right.Burned every cat I know.
1297 01:04:57 [ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
1298 01:04:59 Oh, yeah, the one thingabout Vic you can count on
1299 01:05:01 -is that you can't count on him.-Tell me about it.
1300 01:05:04 CAT: Yeah.
1301 01:05:05 MAURICE: Yeah,I'll tell you about it.
1302 01:05:06 Long story short, we all usedto run in a pack
1303 01:05:10 until we had to kick himout the crew.
1304 01:05:12 [CATS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
1305 01:05:13 Like I said,couldn't count on him.
1306 01:05:16 Sounds about right.
1307 01:05:17 He'd leavein the middle of a job
1308 01:05:19 just to go see his kid.
1309 01:05:21 Yeah, he saidhe wanted to check up on him.
1310 01:05:24 Make sure he was doing okay.
1311 01:05:26 But get this,he'd never actually visit.
1312 01:05:29 He'd just sit across the street
1313 01:05:30 from his kid's housein a giant oak tree.
1314 01:05:33 -That never happened.-He'd watch that kid eat...
1315 01:05:35 -and eat and eat...-ALL: ...and eat...
1316 01:05:37 -He put a notch in the bark...-...and eat, and eat, and eat.
1317 01:05:40 -...every time he was there.-Yeah. Sure, he did.
1318 01:05:43 He'd go every Sunday night,rain or shine.
1319 01:05:46 Said that it was his kid's...
1320 01:05:48 ALL: ...family dinner night.
1321 01:05:51 [CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
1322 01:05:56 Okay, hate to tell you guys...
1323 01:05:58 I guaranteethat never happened. Okay?
1324 01:06:02 You all fell for another one ofVic's lies. We all have.
1325 01:06:06 Because that'swhat he does best.
1326 01:06:09 [ODIE BARKING]
1327 01:06:13 Odie? Odie!How did you get out?
1328 01:06:15 Quick, pick the lock on my cage.
1329 01:06:17 -Garfield, there you are!-[GASPS]
1330 01:06:18 Jon! Oh! Take me awayfrom all this.
1331 01:06:21 You can't imaginewhat I've been through.
1332 01:06:23 -You want this one too?-Oh, yes, I do.
1333 01:06:25 -I was hung upside down.-You sure he's yours?
1334 01:06:27 He didn't have a tag.
1335 01:06:28 -I jumped a train.-Yeah. He has a tag.
1336 01:06:30 Huh? I have a collar and a tag?How long have I had those?
1337 01:06:34 Okay. I'm just gonnaneed you to hold.
1338 01:06:36 I will not hold!I am done holding!
1339 01:06:38 The Jon who was on hold is dead.Do you understand?
1340 01:06:42 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
1341 01:06:44 That's right. I'm back, baby!
1342 01:06:50 I was just talking about you,wasn't I?
1343 01:06:55 Oh! I've missed you too.
1344 01:06:58 WOMAN ON TV:Coochie coochie coo!
1345 01:07:05 Pooky!
1346 01:07:10 I have a lot to tell you.You're never gonna believe it.
1347 01:07:13 Crazy stuff happened.I slept outside, twice!
1348 01:07:16 I know. Me.
1349 01:07:17 Oh! And I got youthis commemorative pin.
1350 01:07:20 -JON: Dinner time!-[GASPS]
1351 01:07:22 Talk later.
1352 01:07:23 [UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES]
1353 01:07:39 Ah!
1354 01:07:41 JON: Say when.
1355 01:07:42 Never, Jon.Bury me in cheese.
1356 01:07:47 JON: I have two morein the freezer.
1357 01:07:49 -Let me know when you want 'em.-[BELL DINGS]
1358 01:07:51 I'm gonna go check on dessert.
1359 01:07:53 Oh, I apologize in advance.
1360 01:07:55 The eating you're about to seewill not be pretty
1361 01:07:58 and if you haveyoung children,
1362 01:07:59 this would be a good timefor them to leave the room.
1363 01:08:01 Mmm-hmm!
1364 01:08:09 [SLOW INSTRUMENTALMUSIC PLAYING]
1365 01:08:14 CAT: He'd just sit acrossthe street from his kid's house
1366 01:08:17 in a giant oak tree.
1367 01:08:38 [STOMACH RUMBLING]
1368 01:08:40 I know, I know.We're coming back.
1369 01:08:44 I just need to checksomething out first.
1370 01:08:47 [SLOW INSTRUMENTALMUSIC CONTINUES]
1371 01:08:59 [TIRES SCREECHING]
1372 01:09:07 CAT: He put a notchin the bark...
1373 01:09:11 every time he was there.
1374 01:09:16 [GRUNTS]
1375 01:09:19 [STRAINING]
1376 01:09:30 "He left a notch."
1377 01:09:33 [SIGHS]
1378 01:09:34 Yeah, right.
1379 01:09:44 [UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING]
1380 01:10:18 He was here.
1381 01:10:20 He saw me grow up.
1382 01:10:21 [ODIE BARKS]
1383 01:10:24 Oh! Ow!
1384 01:10:25 Wow, that really stings.
1385 01:10:27 I don't knowwhy I didn't think it would.
1386 01:10:29 Give me a second.
1387 01:10:30 [PANTS]
1388 01:10:32 Vic loves us!
1389 01:10:33 Me first, of course,but then you too!
1390 01:10:36 But me, a lot, and first!
1391 01:10:38 [SCOFFS]
1392 01:10:39 Wait, but if he loves me, us,
1393 01:10:42 why would he let me, us,get captured at the dairy?
1394 01:10:45 Unless... [GASPS] He wanted
1395 01:10:47 -us to get captured!-WOMAN: Hey!
1396 01:10:49 -Yes!-Hey, watch it!
1397 01:10:50 He knew that Jinx wasn't gonnalet him off the hook.
1398 01:10:52 But if we got caught,
1399 01:10:53 -we'd get sent to the pound...-[HONKS]
1400 01:10:55 ...and Jon would come to get us!
1401 01:10:57 Don't you see, Odie?
1402 01:10:58 -He was trying to save us!-MAN: Losers!
1403 01:11:02 We have to go save my dad.
1404 01:11:05 And here'syour favorite dessert,
1405 01:11:08 Mount Candy-toa!
1406 01:11:10 Uh, guys?
1407 01:11:12 [RUMBLING]
1408 01:11:15 -[EXPLODING]-[GRUNTS]
1409 01:11:17 Oh! Come on!
1410 01:11:21 [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1411 01:11:28 What is this?
1412 01:11:33 [BOTH GASPING]
1413 01:11:36 [BOTH GASPING]
1414 01:11:44 [GASPS] Half a starfor Mamma Leoni's?
1415 01:11:47 [GROWLS] She's a monster.
1416 01:11:50 [YIPS]
1417 01:11:51 She's gonna tie him up...
1418 01:11:53 take him on a train...
1419 01:11:54 -[JINX CACKLING]-[GASPS]
1420 01:11:56 She's going to throw him offthe Mile High Bridge!
1421 01:11:58 We're gonna need help.Who can we call?
1422 01:12:01 Hmm!
1423 01:12:03 -Ah!-[GASPS]
1424 01:12:04 Ugh! You've gota lot of waxy buildup.
1425 01:12:06 What's your Q-tip routine?
1426 01:12:07 -[GROANS]-You're right, you're right.
1427 01:12:09 We can dealwith that situation later.
1428 01:12:11 Hello? Hello?Is anyone there? Hello?
1429 01:12:16 [GROANS]
1430 01:12:18 OTTO: Get off the line.
1431 01:12:19 This acornis for emergency use only.
1432 01:12:21 Otto! Otto, please, listen.
1433 01:12:24 I wanna make goodon our original deal,
1434 01:12:26 but... but I need a favor first.
1435 01:12:33 Otto, are you still there
1436 01:12:35 or are you takinga dramatic pause?
1437 01:12:39 I'm listening.
1438 01:12:40 [TRAIN HORN BLARING]
1439 01:12:45 Hmm.
1440 01:12:46 You know, Vic,
1441 01:12:48 you only have yourself to blamefor this.
1442 01:12:51 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1443 01:12:53 Right. Look,
1444 01:12:55 there's got to be some wayfor me to make this right.
1445 01:12:58 I mean, I knowwe can think of somethin'.
1446 01:13:00 Oh, there is, and you will.
1447 01:13:04 [MUSIC INCREASES IN TEMPO]
1448 01:13:06 [THUNDERCLAP]
1449 01:13:07 [HORN BLARING]
1450 01:13:10 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1451 01:13:17 So, once I get on the train...
1452 01:13:18 I untie Vic and we jump off
1453 01:13:20 right asthe train gets to the bridge.
1454 01:13:21 Correct. Chipmunkwill be waiting for you.
1455 01:13:25 [OVER RADIO]Confirm your status, Chipmunk.
1456 01:13:27 [BARKS]
1457 01:13:29 If you don't jump right asthe train gets to the bridge,
1458 01:13:31 you'll miss the net.
1459 01:13:33 Got it. It's getting close.
1460 01:13:35 Have you consideredthrowing a rope over a branch
1461 01:13:37 and just swingingonto the passing train instead?
1462 01:13:39 You watch too much TV.
1463 01:13:40 I've never watched TV.
1464 01:13:42 Well, this way is much betterthan your rope idea.
1465 01:13:44 Better than the versatile,reliable rope?
1466 01:13:46 Look, I've studied the science.I know what I'm doing.
1467 01:13:48 And you think you can battlethese villains on your own?
1468 01:13:50 Oh yeah. I have a plan. Odie?
1469 01:13:54 Make the order.
1470 01:13:55 [YIPS]
1471 01:13:56 [BEEPS]
1472 01:13:58 Now get ready to fling me
1473 01:13:59 in the directionof that moving train.
1474 01:14:01 [GRUNTS]
1475 01:14:07 -Get ready.-[HORN BLARING]
1476 01:14:10 If I don't make it back...
1477 01:14:13 tell my story. Now!
1478 01:14:17 Roadkill! You're too high!You're gonna miss it!
1479 01:14:19 No, no, this is how you do it!
1480 01:14:20 It's calledthe ricochet approach!
1481 01:14:25 Ooh! [LAUGHS WICKEDLY]
1482 01:14:27 It won't be long now.
1483 01:14:28 I can't tell youhow excited I am
1484 01:14:31 for what's about to happen next.
1485 01:14:33 [GRUNTING]
1486 01:14:35 Dad! I'm here to rescue you!
1487 01:14:37 No, no, no, Junior!
1488 01:14:38 -Get outta here!-I'm gonna untie you,
1489 01:14:40 and we're gonnajump off the train!
1490 01:14:41 -No! Just leave me and go!-I didn't come this far...
1491 01:14:43 just to turn around,let me untie you!
1492 01:14:44 -You're ruining everything!-[GASPS]
1493 01:14:48 Quick, this way!
1494 01:14:50 [JINX YELLING]
1495 01:14:58 Oh, you half-wit! Get them!
1496 01:15:01 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1497 01:15:09 [SNARLS]
1498 01:15:11 [GRUNTING]
1499 01:15:15 [STRAINING]
1500 01:15:17 [GRUNTING]
1501 01:15:23 [BOTH GASPING]
1502 01:15:30 The bridge is comin' up!
1503 01:15:32 We gotta get to the caboose now!
1504 01:15:34 -What? Why?-Just follow my lead!
1505 01:15:37 Wow!
1506 01:15:41 -Ha! [LAUGHS]-[BOTH GASP]
1507 01:15:46 Oi, kitty cat!
1508 01:15:47 Did you expectto take us on all by yourself?
1509 01:15:50 No. I brought... takeout.
1510 01:15:53 -[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]-Huh?
1511 01:15:55 Huh?
1512 01:16:03 [HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1513 01:16:13 [GRUNTS]
1514 01:16:19 [GRUNTS]
1515 01:16:25 [GRUNTING]
1516 01:16:31 [HISSES]
1517 01:16:39 Ah-ha!
1518 01:16:40 [GRUNTS]
1519 01:16:42 I never understoodthe purpose of salad
1520 01:16:44 until this exact moment!
1521 01:16:46 [GRUNTING]
1522 01:16:48 -[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]-[GASPS]
1523 01:16:53 Go, go! Now!
1524 01:16:55 Get after him!
1525 01:16:56 [SNARLS]
1526 01:17:00 [YELLS]
1527 01:17:02 [GRUNTING]
1528 01:17:06 [GROANS] Huh?
1529 01:17:09 [CHUCKLES]
1530 01:17:13 Ow!
1531 01:17:18 Yeah, in caseyou were wonderin',
1532 01:17:20 I do my own stunts.
1533 01:17:21 Me...
1534 01:17:23 and Tom Cruise.
1535 01:17:25 [SNARLING]
1536 01:17:28 Junior!
1537 01:17:30 [GRUNTING]
1538 01:17:35 [LAUGHS]
1539 01:17:36 JINX: Stop him!
1540 01:17:37 [BOTH GRUNTING]
1541 01:17:55 [GASPING]
1542 01:17:58 Now that's amazing!
1543 01:17:59 I can't feel my tongue.
1544 01:18:01 OTTO: Roadkill!
1545 01:18:02 Are you at the caboose,ready to jump?
1546 01:18:05 [GASPS]
1547 01:18:10 [BOTH GRUNTING]
1548 01:18:26 Dad! Dad!
1549 01:18:28 Jump, Junior! I'll catch you!
1550 01:18:30 [YELLING]
1551 01:18:36 [GRUNTS]
1552 01:18:39 [GROWLING]
1553 01:18:43 [BOTH GASP]
1554 01:18:48 [HORN BLARING]
1555 01:18:53 [GASPS]
1556 01:18:56 What do we do now?
1557 01:18:57 We do this!
1558 01:18:58 [YELLING]
1559 01:19:00 [GASPS]
1560 01:19:02 See ya, everyone.
1561 01:19:08 The net's too tight!
1562 01:19:11 Roadkill, the net is too tight!
1563 01:19:12 I heard!
1564 01:19:14 -[SHRIEKS]-[YELLING]
1565 01:19:20 Hello again, welcome back!
1566 01:19:23 Now, where were we?
1567 01:19:30 [VIC GRUNTS]
1568 01:19:34 No, no!Don't throw them over just yet.
1569 01:19:35 -No!-[STRAINING]
1570 01:19:37 I want to find the perfect place
1571 01:19:39 for themto make the biggest splat.
1572 01:19:42 Hey, hey! Junior!Junior, Junior.
1573 01:19:44 Get ready! Almost there!
1574 01:19:48 I'm sorrymy rescue didn't work out.
1575 01:19:50 -No, you gave me another chance.-[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1576 01:19:53 That's all that matters.
1577 01:19:59 Now, now! Drop them now!
1578 01:20:02 Huh?
1579 01:20:03 What are you waiting for?
1580 01:20:08 Their love for one anotherindicates that
1581 01:20:10 despite theircurrent circumstance,
1582 01:20:12 they are at peace.
1583 01:20:14 -Because they are together.-So?
1584 01:20:17 If the point of your revengewas to hurt them,
1585 01:20:20 it has done the opposite.
1586 01:20:22 It's actually textbook irony!
1587 01:20:24 And we're no longercomfortable with your plan.
1588 01:20:27 [GRUNTS]
1589 01:20:28 You twoare still as weak as you were
1590 01:20:31 when I found yousniveling in the pound.
1591 01:20:33 "Ooh, no one will adopt us.
1592 01:20:35 "I never grew into my folds.
1593 01:20:37 "I hide behind thembecause I'm socially awkward.
1594 01:20:40 "Please, somebody love me
1595 01:20:41 "even though I can't sit stillfor more than ten seconds
1596 01:20:43 and have the attention spanof a bloody goldfish!"
1597 01:20:46 We did everythingyou ever asked of us.
1598 01:20:49 I even spokewith this ridiculous accent
1599 01:20:51 to make you feel more at home.
1600 01:20:53 But no more!
1601 01:20:54 [NEW YORK ACCENT]I'm New York, loud and proud!
1602 01:20:57 I love myself the way I am
1603 01:20:59 and I'm a big, brave, boy, baby!
1604 01:21:02 And I've beenworking on my attention span.
1605 01:21:05 [GASPS] Is thata hot air balloon?
1606 01:21:06 [GROANS] You two...
1607 01:21:09 are...
1608 01:21:10 Worthless!
1609 01:21:13 [YELLING]
1610 01:21:16 [LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
1611 01:21:19 [GRUNTS AND SCREAMS]
1612 01:21:22 [ALL YELLING]
1613 01:21:35 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1614 01:21:42 -[GRUNTS]-[GASPS]
1615 01:21:49 [ALL GASPING]
1616 01:21:51 Might I just say as someone elsewith a zaftig figure,
1617 01:21:55 you have a beautiful body, sir.
1618 01:21:57 [ALL GASP]
1619 01:21:58 Oh, dear!
1620 01:21:59 [ALL YELLING]
1621 01:22:03 Rope. Versatile. Reliable.
1622 01:22:06 There's somethingabout your cadence
1623 01:22:08 that really throws me,but thank you.
1624 01:22:10 [JINX YELLING]
1625 01:22:13 [JINX MEOWS]
1626 01:22:16 [GRUNTS]
1627 01:22:17 [STRAINING]
1628 01:22:19 [LAUGHING]
1629 01:22:22 Tee-hee!
1630 01:22:25 Tossing me off the train?Did not see that coming.
1631 01:22:28 Well, when you live in the wild,
1632 01:22:29 you gotta keep your headon a swivel.
1633 01:22:31 Right.
1634 01:22:34 It's basic Outdoor Cat 101.
1635 01:22:37 And that had bird poop on it.
1636 01:22:39 Hey. You good, Roadkill?
1637 01:22:43 Not quite.
1638 01:22:44 There's one last thingto take care of.
1639 01:22:47 Cut to...
1640 01:22:50 [TYPEWRITER CLACKING]
1641 01:22:56 GARFIELD: It wasa dark and foggy night.
1642 01:22:59 The air was dampand heavier than a broken heart.
1643 01:23:04 On nights like this,you can't swing a cat
1644 01:23:06 without hittin' shady characters
1645 01:23:08 makin' shady dealsall over town.
1646 01:23:14 Oh, but this nightwas going to be... different.
1647 01:23:17 Justice was about to be served.
1648 01:23:20 With a helpingof retribution on the side.
1649 01:23:25 Is that... [CLEARS THROAT]the package?
1650 01:23:27 [ELECTRONICALLY ALTERED VOICE]It is.
1651 01:23:29 Then we have a deal.
1652 01:23:31 [WHISTLES]
1653 01:23:36 No one will comelooking for her?
1654 01:23:38 Nope. I did what you said.
1655 01:23:40 I burned her paperwork.
1656 01:23:42 And then shredded itand burned it some more.
1657 01:23:44 It's like she never existed.
1658 01:23:47 Except for the image of her faceon millions of dairy products.
1659 01:23:52 [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1660 01:23:53 [BELL DINGING]
1661 01:24:10 [IN NORMAL VOICE] This...
1662 01:24:11 [RASPY VOICE]never happened.
1663 01:24:13 Agreed.
1664 01:24:16 -[GROWLS]-Oh, save it, Cat Fancy.
1665 01:24:19 I know you plannedthe milk truck heist...
1666 01:24:21 and then tried to throw thoseinnocent cats off a train
1667 01:24:23 to cover it up.
1668 01:24:24 The boys told me everything.
1669 01:24:26 [GASPS]
1670 01:24:29 Mmm-mmm-mmm.
1671 01:24:30 [GROWLS]
1672 01:24:37 Oh! [GASPS]
1673 01:24:42 Otto! Oh!
1674 01:24:45 [SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1675 01:24:50 You are my day.
1676 01:24:52 You are my night.
1677 01:24:56 ["LET'S GET IT ON" PLAYING]
1678 01:25:12 [MOOING]
1679 01:25:21 [SLOW INSTRUMENTALMUSIC PLAYING]
1680 01:25:30 Uh...
1681 01:25:32 [SIGHS] Well, this is us.
1682 01:25:36 Right. You're home.
1683 01:25:41 -Hey, listen, I'm sorry.-I just want to say I'm sorry.
1684 01:25:44 What are you sorry for?
1685 01:25:49 For misjudging you.
1686 01:25:51 Oh.
1687 01:25:52 Well. Thanks.
1688 01:25:55 Well, I just wanted toapologize to you for...
1689 01:25:57 Everything bad that happenedto us the last three days?
1690 01:26:01 You know, you had your hand in
1691 01:26:02 a few bad decisionsback there too, but...
1692 01:26:06 [SIGHS]
1693 01:26:07 yeah, I'm sorry fordragging you into my world.
1694 01:26:10 This is where you belong,
1695 01:26:12 here with Jon and...
1696 01:26:14 What's your name again? Odor?
1697 01:26:16 Huh? [SNARLS]
1698 01:26:19 [YIPS]
1699 01:26:21 -So... uh, yeah, I should go.-Yeah, yeah.
1700 01:26:24 I mean, unless...you'd want to come in?
1701 01:26:26 Nah. No, no.I don't think that would work.
1702 01:26:28 -You know, I'm an outdoor cat.-Right. Sure. Sure.
1703 01:26:30 -No, I just... I figured that...-No, no, no, I get it.
1704 01:26:33 But, you know what?
1705 01:26:34 I got this thing on the otherside of town I gotta go do so...
1706 01:26:38 No. I'm very busy too. Yeah.
1707 01:26:41 See you around then?
1708 01:26:43 You know where to find me.
1709 01:26:44 -In the kitchen.-[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
1710 01:26:46 [MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING]
1711 01:26:50 Well, take care.
1712 01:26:53 And remember,
1713 01:26:54 [IMITATING OTTO]"stay out of the pinecone."
1714 01:26:56 [BOTH CHUCKLE]
1715 01:26:58 [BARKS AND GRUNTS]
1716 01:27:00 What? You heard him.It's for the best.
1717 01:27:03 Mmm-mmm.
1718 01:27:05 -[GASPS AND GRUNTS]-[YIPS]
1719 01:27:08 [JON GASPS]
1720 01:27:10 You're back?What is going on? Are you okay?
1721 01:27:12 I was so worried!
1722 01:27:13 You know, I was gonnaadd more locks to the door,
1723 01:27:15 you know, try to keep you in,but then I thought, "Well,
1724 01:27:17 "what if they wantedto be outdoor pets?"
1725 01:27:19 Do you wanna be free-range?
1726 01:27:21 [BOTH GRUNT]
1727 01:27:22 I really missed you guys.And I gotta say...
1728 01:27:24 it's great to be together again,the whole entire family.
1729 01:27:27 You have no idea what the lastfew days have been like.
1730 01:27:29 Phone calls,and hold times and tears.
1731 01:27:30 -[YIPS]-And more tears.
1732 01:27:31 Don't give me that,I asked him to stay.
1733 01:27:33 -Mmm-mmm!-He wanted to leave!
1734 01:27:35 You heard him,he said he had to...
1735 01:27:37 -[GROWLS]-Well, I...
1736 01:27:39 -A family should consist...-Fine. I'll be right back!
1737 01:27:41 Wait, wait, what?
1738 01:27:43 Ah! Am I using trigger wordsthat I'm not aware of?
1739 01:27:54 [MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING]
1740 01:28:05 [GASPS]
1741 01:28:07 [PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING]
1742 01:28:19 So, you coming in or do we haveto bring food up there to you?
1743 01:28:27 I'll come to you.
1744 01:28:29 I just need to finishsomething up here.
1745 01:28:39 [EXHILARATINGINSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1746 01:28:46 You know, those notchesshow how much you love me.
1747 01:28:51 Is thatwhat you think they mean?
1748 01:28:53 Yeah.
1749 01:28:54 Nah, I was just counting
1750 01:28:55 how many slices of lasagnayou ate.
1751 01:28:58 [ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1752 01:29:03 GARFIELD: My mediumis cuisine...
1753 01:29:05 my colors are flavors...
1754 01:29:08 my palette is my palate...if you will.
1755 01:29:12 [SNIFFS] Ah!
1756 01:29:14 [DINGS]
1757 01:29:20 Dinner is served!
1758 01:29:27 Wow, son,I didn't know you could cook.
1759 01:29:29 Ah, yes, pastais my paint, and...
1760 01:29:32 the dinner platemy... [GRUNTS] canvas.
1761 01:29:36 Oh! That's where that went.
1762 01:29:46 I've had worse. [LAUGHS]
1763 01:29:54 Thank you, Garfield.
1764 01:29:58 [MUNCHING]
1765 01:29:59 Is he gonna be coming aroundfor dinner often?
1766 01:30:02 Yeah, he's family.
1767 01:30:05 [BARKS]
1768 01:30:07 -[ALL LAUGH]-[PHONE BEEPS]
1769 01:30:09 What?Why do I have a takeout bill
1770 01:30:11 for 6,000 drone deliveries?
1771 01:30:15 Shh!
1772 01:30:16 [POP MUSIC PLAYING]
1773 01:30:25 [BEEPING]
1774 01:30:40 [BELL DINGS]
1775 01:30:56 [ODIE WHOOPS]
1776 01:31:00 [SHRIEKING]
1777 01:31:41 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1778 01:33:43 [UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES]
1779 01:34:35 [POP MUSIC PLAYING]
1780 01:37:12 [MUSIC ENDS]
1781 01:37:15 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1782 01:37:22 JINX: [SINGING] This isjust what I had planned
1783 01:37:26 Though I'm thrilled to meet you
1784 01:37:29 I'm just a minx of English brand
1785 01:37:33 Dreamed of the cat show
1786 01:37:36 'Til one night in the street
1787 01:37:38 'Twas my chance I would meet
1788 01:37:39 A meow so discreet
1789 01:37:41 We had the world on a string
1790 01:37:45 'Til he cut townand left me empty-handed
1791 01:37:49 [MEOWS]
1792 01:37:52 I'm back
1793 01:37:54 And I'm on the prowl
1794 01:37:56 Revenge would tasteso sweet right now
1795 01:37:59 -I'm back-CHORUS: She's back
1796 01:38:01 JINX: It's time for war
1797 01:38:03 Watch me scratch, hear me roar
1798 01:38:07 CHORUS: She's a cat on the prowl
1799 01:38:09 Got a mighty meow
1800 01:38:10 She's the queen of the streets
1801 01:38:12 Her name is Jinx
1802 01:38:15 JINX: That's me
1803 01:38:16 I'm back
1804 01:38:20 I can't believehe double-crossed me
1805 01:38:24 That really was so mean
1806 01:38:27 We were friends from the start
1807 01:38:29 A real work of art
1808 01:38:31 The thickest of feline thieves
1809 01:38:36 He came up with a scheme
1810 01:38:37 To steal all the cream
1811 01:38:39 But I was the only one caught
1812 01:38:43 I was locked in a cage
1813 01:38:45 Where my heart filled with rage
1814 01:38:47 And I developedthis maniacal scream
1815 01:38:50 [LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
1816 01:38:54 ROLAND: Ay, yo.
1817 01:38:55 It's doggy-diggity-diggity-diggity-D
1818 01:38:56 I'm bringing thebiggity-biggity-biggity-beats
1819 01:38:58 -Don't you...-JINX: No, no, no. Shush.
1820 01:39:00 In case you hadn't noticed...
1821 01:39:02 I'm back and I'm on the prowl
1822 01:39:06 Revenge would tasteso sweet right now
1823 01:39:09 -Well, I'm back-CHORUS: She's back
1824 01:39:11 JINX: And it's time for war
1825 01:39:13 Watch me scratch, hear me roar
1826 01:39:16 CHORUS: She's a cat on the prowl
1827 01:39:18 Got a mighty meow
1828 01:39:20 She's the queen of the streets
1829 01:39:21 -My name is Jinx-Her name is Jinx
1830 01:39:24 JINX: That's me
1831 01:39:26 -I'm back-She's back, she's back
1832 01:39:29 JINX: I'm a cat on the prowl
1833 01:39:30 CHORUS: She's back, she's back
1834 01:39:32 JINX: A mighty meow
1835 01:39:34 CHORUS: She's back
1836 01:39:35 Her name is Jinx
1837 01:39:38 JINX: That's me
1838 01:39:40 I'm back
1839 01:39:43 She's biggity, biggity,biggity, bigitty back
1840 01:39:46 I'm back
1841 01:39:48 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]