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非常家务事 A Family Affair(2024)英文字幕预览
1 00:00:13 ["I'm Your Man" playing]
2 00:00:20 ♪ Call me good ♪
3 00:00:22 ♪ Call me bad ♪
4 00:00:23 ♪ Call me anything you want to, baby ♪
5 00:00:27 ♪ But I know that you're sad ♪
6 00:00:30 ♪ And I know I'll make you happyWith the one thing that you never had ♪
7 00:00:35 ♪ Baby, I'm your man ♪
8 00:00:40 Hey, what's going on, everybody?For First We Feast, I'm Sean Evans,
9 00:00:43 and you're watching Hot Ones.
10 00:00:44 And today we're joined by Chris Cole.
11 00:00:46 He's an actor you know for his belovedsuperhero franchise Icarus Rush.
12 00:00:50 With Icarus Rush Labyrinth on the way,this year could be his best year yet.
13 00:00:54 ♪ You bet ♪
14 00:00:55 ♪ If you're gonna do it, do it right ♪
15 00:00:57 ♪ Right, do it with me ♪
16 00:00:58 ♪ If you're gonna do it, do it right ♪
17 00:01:00 ♪ Right, do it with me ♪
18 00:01:02 ♪ Everybody knowsWhere the good people go ♪
19 00:01:05 ♪ But where we're going, baby ♪
20 00:01:07 ♪ Ain't no such word as no ♪
21 00:01:09 ♪ Baby, I'm your man ♪
22 00:01:14 ♪ Don't you know who I am? ♪
23 00:01:16 ♪ Baby, I'm your man ♪
24 00:01:21 ["Feather" playing]
25 00:01:26 -♪ Oh, it's like that ♪-[vehicles honking]
26 00:01:28 ♪ I'm your dream come trueWhen it's on a platter for you ♪
27 00:01:35 [woman] …very clearly not my fault.
28 00:01:36 I left on time, I did.
29 00:01:38 Like, any normal personwould understand that.
30 00:01:40 He'll understand that.Everyone's gonna understand that.
31 00:01:45 That's fine. You can go ahead.
32 00:01:47 This is a lesson.I'm being taught something here.
33 00:01:49 I'm being taught that if I let you in,I'm gonna get there faster.
34 00:01:54 It's good karma.
35 00:01:56 -[clears throat]-[truck honks]
36 00:01:57 Oh, my God!
37 00:02:00 Now I'm going to lose my shit.
38 00:02:06 Thanks for coming.
39 00:02:08 Thanks for changing your plans.
40 00:02:10 Oh, of course.
41 00:02:11 You know I'm always here for you.
42 00:02:13 I'm so sorry I've been so preoccupiedwith the movie starting.
43 00:02:16 Well, don't worry, Chris.I mean, I'm not a needy girlfriend.
44 00:02:21 I know we're okay.
45 00:02:22 Right, okay.
46 00:02:24 Anyways, I got to thinking, you know,where is Ashley in all of this?
47 00:02:30 Where is this wonderful woman thatI'm so grateful I've gotten to know and…
48 00:02:35 I think it's time we took a big step.
49 00:02:38 [waiter] May I tell you the specials?
50 00:02:40 -Yes, please. In great detail.-No.
51 00:02:42 Uh, if you don't mind, I'm starving today.
52 00:02:45 -Excuse me one second.-Okay.
53 00:02:46 [waiter] Absolutely. We've got…
54 00:02:48 [chimes]
55 00:02:49 [automated voice] Text messagefrom Chris Cole.
56 00:02:52 [sighs]
57 00:02:54 Read it.
58 00:02:55 Where the fuck are you?
59 00:02:57 I don't careif you have to sell a vital organ.
60 00:02:59 Get your ass here or you're fired!
61 00:03:01 My God!
62 00:03:05 What we have is so special…
63 00:03:07 -and spectacular and…-Whoa! Hi.
64 00:03:10 …that, you know…
65 00:03:12 See that famous guythat looks mad at me right now,
66 00:03:15 looks like he wants to kill me,that's my boss.
67 00:03:17 And I really need to get this…
68 00:03:19 Whoa! Whoa!
69 00:03:20 I'm furiously joyful.
70 00:03:24 I have to get it over thereor he'll kill me. For real this time.
71 00:03:27 Can I…
72 00:03:31 I'll have paparazzi here before he leaves.
73 00:03:34 Thank you.
74 00:03:36 -My gosh, is that Bradley Cooper?-Where?
75 00:03:43 Nope, it's just a normal person.
76 00:03:45 [chuckles softly]
77 00:03:47 [sighs in relief]
78 00:03:50 Can I get a water, please?
79 00:03:51 -Absolutely.-Thank you.
80 00:03:53 Sweetheart, you and I, we're great.
81 00:03:57 And it's because of how great we arethat I feel at the same time
82 00:04:01 that we're heading in a directionthat we're not quite equipped for.
83 00:04:04 Huh?
84 00:04:05 I'm gonna be immersed in this film.That's… That's how I work.
85 00:04:09 Uh-huh.
86 00:04:10 So I just think it would be best
87 00:04:12 if we took our foot off the gasa little bit.
88 00:04:15 Wait, what?
89 00:04:17 You just saidwe should take the next step.
90 00:04:19 -I said "a" step.-You said a big step.
91 00:04:21 -I know.-You did.
92 00:04:22 And that big step is a… big step away…
93 00:04:27 from this relationship.
94 00:04:29 Does that make sense?
95 00:04:31 Hold on. You're…
96 00:04:32 Wait, you're sayingthat you're ending this?
97 00:04:35 Ashley, you and I both knowthat there's a future for us.
98 00:04:41 It's just, it's not a futurethat starts right now.
99 00:04:44 Hey. Hey.
100 00:04:46 I still want to be friends.
101 00:04:48 Do you even have friends?
102 00:04:58 I'm gonna take these, though,'cause they're gorgeous.
103 00:05:01 -So…-Okay.
104 00:05:02 -Bye.-Bye.
105 00:05:08 [exhales]
106 00:05:09 [clears throat]
107 00:05:12 ["Believe" on radio]♪ But after all is said and done… ♪
108 00:05:15 [Chris] My God! Listen to these lyrics.Cher is singing this about me. Listen.
109 00:05:19 [singing along]♪ Do you believe in life after love? ♪
110 00:05:23 I'm trying, Cher. I'm trying.
111 00:05:25 ♪ I can feel something inside me say ♪
112 00:05:29 ♪ I really don't thinkYou're strong enough, no ♪
113 00:05:34 [music stops]
114 00:05:35 Where were you, by the way?
115 00:05:36 -Jesus.-I was stuck there, stalling,
116 00:05:40 just riffing, making it up as I go.
117 00:05:43 And you're so lucky that I wonimprov championships when I was a kid,
118 00:05:46 because believe me, that wasone of my best performances of all time.
119 00:05:50 Still, I had to say a lot morethan I wrote down last night,
120 00:05:54 which means Ashley probably feltthe sting of rejection
121 00:05:57 much more because of you.
122 00:05:59 Because of… You're blaming that on me?
123 00:06:02 -Yeah.-Really?
124 00:06:03 Sometimes the incompetency,
125 00:06:05 -like, you deserve to be fired.-[sighs]
126 00:06:07 -Then fire me.-No.
127 00:06:12 Is this about the movie?
128 00:06:13 You think I'm paranoid,but if 3 doesn't do well,
129 00:06:15 while we're filming 4,
130 00:06:16 then they won't invite me backfor 5 and 6.
131 00:06:18 So? Who cares? That's okay.
132 00:06:20 You know, you'll have actual time,like a real actor to do other things.
133 00:06:24 I'm worried the script doesn't make sense.
134 00:06:26 'Cause it doesn't make sense.It's very confusing.
135 00:06:28 Like, the whole department store Santabeing a Nordic terrorist thing.
136 00:06:32 They want a Christmas movie.
137 00:06:33 It's Die Hardmeets Miracle on 34th Street.
138 00:06:36 The real Santa is kidnapped.
139 00:06:38 Why do you have to go to Antarctica
140 00:06:39 before your run-inwith the suicide bombing reindeer?
141 00:06:42 Do you hear how stupid that sounds?
142 00:06:44 No, it's Die Hardmeets Miracle on 34th Street
143 00:06:46 with a little bit of Speed.
144 00:06:47 But Speed was already Die Hard on a bus.
145 00:06:49 You're just being confusing on purpose.
146 00:06:51 No, it needs a rewrite.
147 00:06:53 I actually found a great writer for that.
148 00:06:55 All right, I have an idea.
149 00:06:56 Tomorrow, we're gonna find a great writer.
150 00:06:59 I'm gonnacomb through all the agent lists.
151 00:07:01 Be at my house at 8:30.
152 00:07:03 But first, you gotta go clean up this messand pick up my stuff from Ashley's.
153 00:07:07 No. God, please, no. Chris. Ugh!
154 00:07:09 When you gave earringsto Kimmy and Whitney,
155 00:07:12 it was so awful for megetting your stuff back.
156 00:07:14 I felt like I was grave robbing.
157 00:07:16 What are you talking about?I left my autographed Jordans there,
158 00:07:18 I left my Himalayan T-shirt.
159 00:07:20 I left my copyof The Courage to be Disliked.
160 00:07:24 I have several underwears there,and people sell those.
161 00:07:28 So, my house, 8:30.And bring a latte with cow's milk.
162 00:07:31 From a real cow.
163 00:07:34 They still make that, right?
164 00:07:36 Or is that, like, canceled?
165 00:07:47 I know it's repetitious, I know that.
166 00:07:50 -I'm sorry, I'm just---No. There's something here.
167 00:07:52 -It's just too many words.-Too many words.
168 00:07:58 This reads like you're thinkingof finally getting out there again.
169 00:08:01 I don't know.
170 00:08:02 Everything I writesounds irrelevant to me.
171 00:08:04 -Do you feel irrelevant?-No.
172 00:08:07 I find myself absolutely fascinating.
173 00:08:09 That's because you are.
174 00:08:13 I'm scared.
175 00:08:15 I haven't written anything for mein so long, and…
176 00:08:19 But that's just growing pains, kid.
177 00:08:21 We all go through it.
178 00:08:23 Life walloped you.
179 00:08:25 You picked yourself up.You raised that gorgeous girl, Zara.
180 00:08:29 Now you just don't knowwhich direction to take.
181 00:08:33 It's okay.
182 00:08:34 It's exciting.
183 00:08:35 You could get to ask yourself,"Who was I?"
184 00:08:38 "Who was I beforeI was everything to everybody else?"
185 00:08:41 [sighs]
186 00:08:42 Why do you write?
187 00:08:44 Why do I write?
188 00:08:45 Um…
189 00:08:48 To find out what I thinkabout things I don't understand.
190 00:08:55 Well…
191 00:08:57 And what things don't you understand now?
192 00:09:00 -Now?-Now.
193 00:09:04 Pretty much everything since Charlie died.
194 00:09:07 You've never written about Charlie.
195 00:09:09 Because it's not easy.
196 00:09:11 And if I did,I don't think I could let you read it.
197 00:09:14 Why not?
198 00:09:15 I was your editorbefore I was your mother-in-law.
199 00:09:18 Yeah, but you're Charlie's mother…
200 00:09:20 before you were my editor.
201 00:09:22 Before I was Charlie's mother,
202 00:09:24 I was a young womanwho wanted things for herself.
203 00:09:30 I wanted to be Stevie Nicks.
204 00:09:31 [both laughing]
205 00:09:35 We're still everythingwe always were, kiddo.
206 00:09:39 I'd love to believe that.
207 00:09:50 [sighs] Mom?
208 00:10:11 Hey, Mom.
209 00:10:14 [Brooke] Hey, baby.
210 00:10:16 Beautiful, huh?
211 00:10:17 [kisses]
212 00:10:19 -How was Grandma?-She was good.
213 00:10:23 Mom, were you my agewhen you published your first book?
214 00:10:26 Um…
215 00:10:28 No, I was 29.
216 00:10:30 Why?
217 00:10:32 [sighs]
218 00:10:33 I'm just wonderingwhen my life is gonna start.
219 00:10:37 You're 24, baby,and you're smart and you're talented.
220 00:10:41 When you work hard, it's going to pay off.
221 00:10:46 Isn't Chris building you upto run his company?
222 00:10:49 Mmm. Sometimes I think he forgets.
223 00:10:51 Well, don't let him forget.
224 00:10:54 You tell him what you want.
225 00:10:56 Don't let him push you aroundbecause he's famous.
226 00:10:58 You just speak up for yourself.
227 00:11:00 You can do that.
228 00:11:06 [cell phone vibrating]
229 00:11:10 [sighs]
230 00:11:14 [Zara] Hi.
231 00:11:15 I can't sleep.
232 00:11:17 I was thinking about everything you saidabout the movie today.
233 00:11:20 Hey, Chris.
234 00:11:21 Remember when you first hired me
235 00:11:23 and you said that you would,you know, train me to--
236 00:11:27 Think you could run an errandfor me really quick?
237 00:11:29 Just a really quick errand.
238 00:11:32 Sure.
239 00:11:33 Are you sure that this grocery storeis even gonna have this?
240 00:11:36 What is it? What is it called again?
241 00:11:38 Isolated whey protein.Or whey protein isolate.
242 00:11:41 It doesn't matter, whatever one.Just look for the word "iso."
243 00:11:44 Okay. Gosh, you play one superheroand you're like a biochemist or something.
244 00:11:49 And if you see anything elsethat's kind of fun or something cool,
245 00:11:53 feel free to grab that.
246 00:11:54 What… What does that mean?
247 00:11:56 Like, that's incredibly open-ended.
248 00:11:58 My version of funis not your version of fun.
249 00:12:02 I don't know.
250 00:12:03 Anything. Anything differentor cool or interesting that I might like.
251 00:12:08 You're not gonna be surprised,but you're gonna like it.
252 00:12:11 You know, I can't rememberthe last time I was in a grocery store.
253 00:12:14 You blew one up in Icarus 1.
254 00:12:16 You know what I'm saying, right?
255 00:12:18 Like, I can't just run around the cornerand pick up some ham.
256 00:12:22 Ham? [scoffs] Do you eat ham, Chris?
257 00:12:26 I'm just saying,it's probably been a decade.
258 00:12:30 [scoffs] How can that be true?That's nuts.
259 00:12:33 Yeah, that is nuts.
260 00:12:35 Have supermarkets changed at all?
261 00:12:37 Well, I'm looking at the Oreo aisleand it's gotten totally out of control.
262 00:12:42 I'm seeing Cinnamon Bun Oreos,something called Snowy Enrobed Oreos.
263 00:12:48 Frickin' strawberry shortcake.
264 00:12:50 It's… It's insane.
265 00:12:51 -Strawberry shortcake Oreos?-Yeah.
266 00:12:54 No way.
267 00:12:55 Do you want some?
268 00:12:57 -Yeah.-Okay.
269 00:12:58 So cool. What else is there?
270 00:13:01 Ah, what else is therethat you wouldn't know about?
271 00:13:04 Do they still have those littlerainstorm things on all the vegetables?
272 00:13:08 I always loved those.
273 00:13:09 -They do? Yeah.-Cool.
274 00:13:11 I believe I've found the golden goose.
275 00:13:14 It says 5g BCAA,0.5g fat, 25 grams protein.
276 00:13:19 That one? That's the one?
277 00:13:21 [cell phone vibrating]
278 00:13:22 [Stella] I don't know, Zara.I'm a playwright.
279 00:13:25 I don't like the ideaof rewriting another writer.
280 00:13:27 There's already been six writers.
281 00:13:29 I don't want to be number seven.
282 00:13:30 It's a paying job.God, don't you want that?
283 00:13:33 No, actually.
284 00:13:34 Organizing rich people's closetsis deeply fulfilling.
285 00:13:38 I'm a little concerned.
286 00:13:39 Why does this woman have so many scarves?
287 00:13:41 -She doesn't have a neck.-No.
288 00:13:42 It's actually a condition.
289 00:13:44 Oh, God, now I feel terriblefor inquiring about it.
290 00:13:46 Can you please just fix Chris's script?
291 00:13:48 -Zara.-Come on.
292 00:13:50 That way he can read your scriptand then we can easily get financing,
293 00:13:53 then you can actually get a movie made.
294 00:13:55 I just don't thinkI can write action heroes.
295 00:13:57 Of course you can.
296 00:13:59 What about the rewrite on my movie?
297 00:14:01 That was great.It needed more scenes with the dad
298 00:14:03 if we're trying to get Christo play the dad.
299 00:14:05 It's not about the dad, though.
300 00:14:06 It's a coming of queer dramedy.
301 00:14:08 My coming of queer dramedy.
302 00:14:10 What's his movie even about?
303 00:14:11 It's Die Hardmeets Miracle on 34th Street.
304 00:14:14 So it's not about anything.
305 00:14:16 I know. Okay.
306 00:14:17 But it's gonna be great.Please, when can you start?
307 00:14:20 Well, I have to organizethis woman's entire life,
308 00:14:23 which will take me until tomorrow.
309 00:14:25 How have I gone 24 yearswithout this hugging my boobs?
310 00:14:29 Put it in your bag.
311 00:14:45 [engine stops]
312 00:15:08 [line ringing]
313 00:15:12 [Chris on speaker] No, I changed the code.
314 00:15:14 What? You don't even know how to do that.
315 00:15:17 I called Taylor.
316 00:15:19 Taylor? Your masseuse?
317 00:15:20 [line disconnects]
318 00:15:22 Oh, my…
319 00:15:25 -[grunts]-[line ringing]
320 00:15:28 Hello?
321 00:15:29 I told you to be here at 8:30.
322 00:15:31 I called you. You didn't pick up.
323 00:15:33 I had that meeting with that great writerfor the rewrites, it ran late.
324 00:15:37 What writer? I said be here at 8:30!
325 00:15:39 Oh, my God.
326 00:15:41 Chris, I understand that, but--
327 00:15:42 Forget it. You screwed up.You screwed up big time.
328 00:15:45 I'm really upset.
329 00:15:46 I want a letter of apology.
330 00:15:48 And you better have my stuff and my latte,or you really are fired.
331 00:15:52 Dead serious.
332 00:15:54 [line disconnects]
333 00:16:02 [grunts in frustration]
334 00:16:03 [grumbling]
335 00:16:12 -[grunts]-[camera shutter clicking]
336 00:16:16 Jeez, come on, Joaquin, stop it!Don't take pictures of this.
337 00:16:20 [grunting]
338 00:16:24 [dog barking]
339 00:16:27 Zara, I could've opened the gate.
340 00:16:29 I have to do this myself, Emmanuel.
341 00:16:31 [pants]
342 00:16:36 [grunts]
343 00:16:37 [straining]
344 00:16:42 [grunts]
345 00:16:44 God.
346 00:16:45 [door slams]
347 00:16:46 [grinder whirring]
348 00:16:49 -Where is he, Mila?-Upstairs.
349 00:16:52 Miss Zara, you told meif you get a twinkle in your eye,
350 00:16:54 to tell you to take a breath.Take breaths, Miss Zara.
351 00:16:58 -Not this time, Mila.-Oh, boy.
352 00:17:02 [grunting]
353 00:17:03 Thirty-nine.
354 00:17:06 Forty.
355 00:17:08 Oh, jeez.
356 00:17:09 Who let you in?
357 00:17:10 I climbed the gate.
358 00:17:12 You climbed the gate?
359 00:17:14 Wow.
360 00:17:15 That's a whole new level of desperation.
361 00:17:18 Well, do you have my stuff or what?
362 00:17:21 I quit.
363 00:17:24 What?
364 00:17:25 I climbed the gatebecause I thought it was the decent thing
365 00:17:27 to tell you face to face that I quit.
366 00:17:36 Wait. Wait.
367 00:17:38 Zara… Damn it.
368 00:17:40 Zara! Zara, just wait a second.
369 00:17:43 Zara, you can't quit now.
370 00:17:45 We start filming Monday,we have to go over my lines.
371 00:17:48 Well, I will train whoever you hire.
372 00:17:50 Please, no, Miss Zara. Mr. Chris?
373 00:17:53 Mila, just give it a rest.
374 00:17:55 Zara.
375 00:17:56 Come on, I can't find someoneto trust in a weekend.
376 00:17:58 Well, I can't have my job heldover my head like I'm a hostage.
377 00:18:02 -[Mila sobbing]-Chris, I work my ass off for you.
378 00:18:05 And for what?
379 00:18:06 Do you like doing this?You're making Mila cry.
380 00:18:08 Two years ago,you said I would start as your assistant,
381 00:18:10 and I'd learn the business,become associate producer,
382 00:18:13 then producer, and eventuallywork up to running your company.
383 00:18:15 You have no experience producing.
384 00:18:18 How am I gonna get experience, Chris,
385 00:18:19 when all I dois pick up your dry cleaning?
386 00:18:22 I told you to do that Raymond Farr movieand you didn't listen.
387 00:18:24 The actor who did do it got an Oscar.
388 00:18:27 'Cause I can't play a blind alcoholic.
389 00:18:29 It goes against my iconography.
390 00:18:31 My eyes are too prettyto not be on camera.
391 00:18:34 I told you we'd see your eyes!
392 00:18:37 It's not a Stevie Wonder biopic.
393 00:18:39 It doesn't matter!
394 00:18:41 Audiences want me sober with 20/20 vision.
395 00:18:44 And this is exactlywhat I'm talking about, Zara.
396 00:18:46 You don't understand this business.
397 00:18:48 Oh, this business? Really?I don't understand?
398 00:18:50 Want your agents and managers to put youin garbage to make money off of you?
399 00:18:54 I actually care about you, Chris.I should be running your company.
400 00:18:57 -Yeah, because you know everything.-No.
401 00:18:59 Because I know no one wants to seeDie Hard meets Miracle on 34th Street.
402 00:19:04 Meets Speed!
403 00:19:07 I can't believeyou're saying this to me right now.
404 00:19:09 I'm already freaking out as it is.
405 00:19:11 They paid me a fortune.
406 00:19:13 Give the money back.
407 00:19:14 Give them…
408 00:19:16 Oh!
409 00:19:17 Are you insane?
410 00:19:19 Do you know how much my life costs, Zara?
411 00:19:21 Yes.
412 00:19:22 Security, publicists, lawyers, doctors,
413 00:19:26 cooks, shrinks, meds, drugs.
414 00:19:30 Do you know how much it coststo rent a private plane?
415 00:19:32 It's a lot.
416 00:19:34 I'm lucky I can even keep the lights on!
417 00:19:36 You're never gonna promote me, are you?
418 00:19:42 What the…
419 00:19:43 -What?-Are you kidding me?
420 00:19:46 You put my shahtooshin a plastic bag with my dirty sneakers.
421 00:19:50 Your what?
422 00:19:51 This is a shahtoosh T-shirt.
423 00:19:54 It's made from the hairof endangered Tibetan antelopes.
424 00:19:57 It's the world's softest fabric.
425 00:19:59 It's one of a kind. I only have two.
426 00:20:01 You've been wearing an endangered species?
427 00:20:05 It was a gift from a Tibetan monkI met in Santa Barbara.
428 00:20:08 And it's irreplaceable.
429 00:20:10 You're fired.
430 00:20:12 -You're so fired.-You know what, I am…
431 00:20:14 [scoffs]
432 00:20:16 so infinitely disgustedand… and done with you.
433 00:20:22 -Fine. Then get out of my house.-Happy to.
434 00:20:24 -Fine.-Bye.
435 00:20:26 -This is it, then.-Sayonara, bitch.
436 00:20:29 -Oh! Don't even try and come back.-Going.
437 00:20:32 -I mean it. We're done.-Me too!
438 00:20:34 Oh!
439 00:20:35 -[straining]-This is it. This is over.
440 00:20:39 No coming back.
441 00:20:40 Have fun shaving your own neck.
442 00:20:43 Have fun in the real world.
443 00:20:44 God.
444 00:20:46 Don't slam that door!
445 00:20:48 Zara! Do not slam that door.
446 00:20:51 -[grunts]-Zara!
447 00:21:06 [panting]
448 00:21:12 Okay.
449 00:21:15 Now what?
450 00:21:24 -[Brooke] Zara, that you?-[sighs] Yeah.
451 00:21:30 [sighs heavily] Hi.
452 00:21:32 What's wrong?
453 00:21:33 Nothing. I'm just tired.
454 00:21:35 Genie's parking right now,she needs to borrow something fancy.
455 00:21:38 She's meeting Malcolm's parentsfor the first time at this formal thing.
456 00:21:42 That's nice.
457 00:21:43 You don't have anythingin your closet, but I do.
458 00:21:46 She can go through mine.
459 00:21:47 -Really?-Yes.
460 00:21:49 That's nice of you.
461 00:21:50 -[door opens, closes]-Thank you.
462 00:21:52 -[Genie] Mom, I'm home.-Hi, Genie.
463 00:21:54 -In the kitchen.-Kitchen.
464 00:21:56 Ah!
465 00:21:58 We've got to celebrate!
466 00:22:00 -Right?-What are you celebrating?
467 00:22:02 My night off.
468 00:22:03 My night off to, uh… Off work.
469 00:22:07 Yay.
470 00:22:08 [Zara] And we need to celebrate.
471 00:22:09 Would you make spaghettiinstead of this bean thing?
472 00:22:12 Ooh, and garlic bread? Thank you.
473 00:22:14 I am making spaghetti and garlic bread.
474 00:22:15 Why didn't you tell your mom you quit?
475 00:22:18 She didn't want me working for him.
476 00:22:19 And she would be right.And I can't handle that.
477 00:22:22 God forbid your heaven-sent motherever be right.
478 00:22:24 -You're right.-It's not about her being right really.
479 00:22:27 It's about me being wrongand wasting two years of my life…
480 00:22:31 God, I can't believe I'm such a loser!
481 00:22:34 [Genie] Come on. No, you're not.
482 00:22:35 This is a good thing. All right?
483 00:22:38 He was a shit to you.
484 00:22:39 Yeah, well, he's just stressed, you know.
485 00:22:42 He's living a double lifeas a superhero and an asshole.
486 00:22:45 And you as an asshole wiper,which, by the way, you are not anymore.
487 00:22:49 And which is why I got you this.
488 00:22:52 -No, Genie, I'm not worthy.-Yeah!
489 00:22:54 Shut your yapper. You're worthy.You're my super bitch.
490 00:22:57 I'm 24 and I'm unemployed.I live with my mother.
491 00:23:01 Super bitch is for big things, you know,
492 00:23:03 like, like promotions or STD results.
493 00:23:06 And are you not Chris Cole negative?
494 00:23:08 Damn right, you are.Not a lot of women can say that.
495 00:23:10 Also, why are we in your mom's room?
496 00:23:12 Well, you know, how my momwrites assignments for Vogue
497 00:23:15 -when she can't finish a book?-Yeah.
498 00:23:17 Vogue does not pay very well.
499 00:23:22 But they do give a lot of swag.
500 00:23:24 Whoa!
501 00:23:25 -And she never wears any of it.-What?
502 00:23:28 So I feel likeyou meeting Malcolm's parents
503 00:23:30 calls for something like,I don't know, Chanel.
504 00:23:34 Okay, so you expectyour model of a mother's clothing
505 00:23:37 to fit my body?
506 00:23:38 I'm built like a cereal box, bitch.
507 00:23:40 Let's put it on.
508 00:23:42 -Is Genie still here?-No, she left.
509 00:23:45 -Mom…-Yeah?
510 00:23:48 What should I do with my life?
511 00:23:51 -What?-I quit my job.
512 00:23:55 I quit Chris.
513 00:23:56 Oh. Oh!
514 00:23:58 Honey, I thoughtyou were gonna stick with this.
515 00:24:00 Stick with… It's not my fault.
516 00:24:02 It's him. He doesn't take me seriously.
517 00:24:04 Okay. Do you take you seriously?
518 00:24:07 I can certainly tell by asking me thatthat you don't take me seriously.
519 00:24:10 No, I'm just saying you have troublesometimes walking away from things.
520 00:24:14 -Oh, my God.-But you do.
521 00:24:16 I mean, the television writing classes.
522 00:24:18 You are the one who says…
523 00:24:19 The business classes,the documentary film classes.
524 00:24:22 This producing thing,you said, "This is it."
525 00:24:24 -"Producing thing?" Cool.-"I'm stick--"
526 00:24:26 Don't be offended.
527 00:24:27 No, I'm sitting here.I'm freaking out right now.
528 00:24:29 I have no idea what to do.
529 00:24:30 I'm asking you for helpand you are picking on me.
530 00:24:33 -Picking on you? Come on.-Picking on me.
531 00:24:35 -Now that---Yes!
532 00:24:36 You walk in here and you say,"What am I gonna do with my life?"
533 00:24:38 as though "What are we having for dinner?"
534 00:24:40 -I can't answer that.-You were right.
535 00:24:43 I wasted two years of my life with him.
536 00:24:45 -You were right.-I don't want to be right, Zara.
537 00:24:48 I want what's best for you. That's it.
538 00:24:49 Okay, good. Then please tell me what…what is best for me.
539 00:24:53 That's what I want to know.
540 00:24:55 Only you can answer that, baby.
541 00:24:58 [sighs]
542 00:25:01 I'm taking a shower.
543 00:25:07 ♪ Call you one time, two time, three timeI can't wait no more ♪
544 00:25:12 ♪ Your fingers through my hairThat's on my mind ♪
545 00:25:17 ♪ I know it's been a minuteSince you walked right through that door ♪
546 00:25:20 [Chris] Good boys.
547 00:25:23 It's good?
548 00:25:24 There's more coming.
549 00:25:29 [sighs]
550 00:25:30 You just killed me.
551 00:25:32 "He shoots terrorist elves."
552 00:25:36 This is awful.
553 00:25:46 ["Dreaming" playing on speakers]♪ You could tell I was no debutante ♪
554 00:25:52 [doorbell chiming]
555 00:25:53 ♪ You asked me what's my pleasure ♪
556 00:25:56 ♪ A movie or a measure? ♪
557 00:25:59 ♪ I'll have a cup of tea ♪
558 00:26:01 [doorbell chiming]
559 00:26:02 ♪ And tell you of myDreaming ♪
560 00:26:07 ♪ Dreaming is free ♪
561 00:26:09 ♪ Dreaming ♪
562 00:26:12 ♪ Dreaming is free ♪
563 00:26:17 Hello?
564 00:26:19 Anybody home?
565 00:26:21 Zara?
566 00:26:23 Zara?
567 00:26:27 ♪ Reel to reel is living rarity ♪
568 00:26:32 ♪ People stop and stare at me ♪
569 00:26:34 ♪ We just walk on by ♪
570 00:26:38 ♪ We just keep on dreamin' ♪
571 00:26:42 [music stops]
572 00:26:46 Zara?
573 00:26:57 -[door opens]-[Brooke shrieks]
574 00:26:59 -[Chris gasps]-[gasping]
575 00:27:00 Jesus! I'm sorry. Sorry.
576 00:27:04 You're… You're Zara's boss.
577 00:27:06 The front door was…You left the front door open. I…
578 00:27:09 Do you always just let yourself in?
579 00:27:11 Well, I'm famous, so yeah.
580 00:27:15 I'm looking for Zara. Is she…
581 00:27:18 -Do you work here?-No.
582 00:27:21 I live here. I'm Zara's mother.
583 00:27:23 You're…
584 00:27:25 -You're Zara's mom?-Yeah.
585 00:27:29 Were you in kindergarten when you had her?
586 00:27:31 Oh. [scoffs]
587 00:27:34 Zara is out. She's, um,she's running errands.
588 00:27:37 -When do you expect her?-Oh. Uh, not for hours.
589 00:27:41 [Chris] Oh.
590 00:27:42 Is it weird if I wait?
591 00:27:46 Uh…
592 00:27:48 -No, not at all.-Thanks.
593 00:27:50 The kitchen's there if you want tohelp yourself to some water.
594 00:27:53 I'm just gonna get changed.I'll be back in a second.
595 00:27:56 Sorry.
596 00:28:01 Actually, do you have any tequila?
597 00:28:02 Uh… Oh.
598 00:28:05 Yeah. Help yourself.
599 00:28:07 Huh.
600 00:28:08 Bad day?
601 00:28:09 [sniffing]
602 00:28:11 Yeah.
603 00:28:21 Ugh.
604 00:28:24 I was cleaning out my office, so…
605 00:28:28 Oh, sit down, please.
606 00:28:29 Okay.
607 00:28:30 [Chris groans]
608 00:28:33 [exhales]
609 00:28:34 Do I sense an accent,like South African or…
610 00:28:37 [chuckles] No, I'm Australian.
611 00:28:39 Do you know Margot Robbie?
612 00:28:41 -No, I don't.-Mmm.
613 00:28:44 I do.
614 00:28:50 Um, Zara told me that she quit.
615 00:28:53 Oh!
616 00:28:54 That's good.
617 00:28:55 -Well---I thought I fired her.
618 00:28:57 -I thought it was my fault.-Really?
619 00:28:59 That's why I came hereto beg her to come back.
620 00:29:03 -Great.-Yeah.
621 00:29:05 -I'm so glad.-Yeah, me too.
622 00:29:07 -I really, really want her to come back.-Yes.
623 00:29:10 Of course.
624 00:29:13 Well, hey, I poured you one.
625 00:29:15 Um…
626 00:29:17 -Cheers.-Yes.
627 00:29:19 To Zara coming back.
628 00:29:21 [chuckles nervously]
629 00:29:25 Ooh.
630 00:29:27 I'm gonna get some chips.
631 00:29:29 Okay.
632 00:29:34 You know what, we don't need Chris.
633 00:29:35 He can't play a dad anyway.
634 00:29:37 We'll just raise the money ourselves.
635 00:29:39 Ask people for money?No, that's horrifying.
636 00:29:41 I'll do it. Not a big deal.
637 00:29:43 I used to walk around with one of thoseUNICEF boxes at Halloween.
638 00:29:46 It can't be that different.
639 00:29:48 I don't know, Zar.
640 00:29:49 I mean, I appreciate everything,
641 00:29:50 and I probably wouldn't have finishedwithout you pushing me.
642 00:29:53 But this is my first screenplay,
643 00:29:55 -you know, my first chance.-Whoa!
644 00:29:56 Stella, don't do that to me.
645 00:29:59 I've asked around.
646 00:30:00 Who? This is… You don't know anyone.
647 00:30:02 The rich closet lady saidI-- I need a new producer.
648 00:30:05 A real one.
649 00:30:07 I'm sorry.
650 00:30:11 Oh, my God.
651 00:30:13 [Chris] It was justa misunderstanding, really.
652 00:30:15 I've been under a lot of pressure lately.
653 00:30:17 Not that I'm excusing it.
654 00:30:19 [soft music playing]
655 00:30:20 I'm about to start this movie,and the script is terrible.
656 00:30:25 Then why are you doing it?
657 00:30:26 Because it's part of a franchise,
658 00:30:28 and I've been playing the charactersince I started.
659 00:30:31 [Brooke] Mmm.
660 00:30:33 Have you ever seen the Icarus Rush movies?
661 00:30:35 No, I've never seen them.
662 00:30:37 You've never seen the Icarus Rush movies?
663 00:30:40 No.
664 00:30:42 Sorry.
665 00:30:43 No, it's…
666 00:30:44 Is it based on the Icarus myth?
667 00:30:46 Does he take out terrorists?
668 00:30:48 -No.-Oh.
669 00:30:49 Does your character's wings meltflying too close to the Sun?
670 00:30:53 No, but they do get burned
671 00:30:55 flying too closeto an underground nuclear fusion plant.
672 00:30:58 That's crazy. How'd you know?
673 00:30:59 It's an Icarus thing.
674 00:31:01 -[Chris] Huh.-Mmm.
675 00:31:02 I have a book.
676 00:31:04 Actually, it'll havethe Icarus myth in it.
677 00:31:06 -Do you wanna see it?-Yeah.
678 00:31:08 [Brooke] Yeah.
679 00:31:09 -Oh!-Are you all right?
680 00:31:11 Oh!
681 00:31:12 Just in here.
682 00:31:14 Okay.
683 00:31:15 Icarus was a minor character.
684 00:31:17 He was the son of Daedalus,who… who was an engineer
685 00:31:23 who built the labyrinth
686 00:31:24 that King Minoshad the Minotaur trapped in.
687 00:31:28 [chuckles]
688 00:31:30 Dr. Minotaur was my arch-nemesisin the first three movies.
689 00:31:33 There you go.
690 00:31:34 Then he asked for too much money,so we killed him.
691 00:31:37 Here it is. You can have a copy.
692 00:31:39 I have two.
693 00:31:40 -Really?-Yeah.
694 00:31:43 Thank you.
695 00:31:45 [Chris exhales]
696 00:31:47 What did you win those awards for?
697 00:31:49 Writing.
698 00:31:51 Writing?
699 00:31:52 -Yeah.-You're a writer?
700 00:31:53 -Mmm-hmm.-Like a real writer?
701 00:31:57 Wow.
702 00:31:58 -Zara never told me that.-She didn't?
703 00:32:01 Mmm-mmm.
704 00:32:02 No.
705 00:32:05 It's, uh…
706 00:32:08 It's a mess in here. Phew.
707 00:32:11 Yeah.
708 00:32:13 So, tell me about your script.
709 00:32:16 What are you gonna do?
710 00:32:18 I don't know.
711 00:32:20 I've made bad decisions left and right.
712 00:32:22 [Brooke chuckles]
713 00:32:23 [groans] You don't wanna hear this.I'm not in therapy.
714 00:32:26 No, I'm enjoying it.Zara never tells me anything.
715 00:32:31 What do you think I should do?
716 00:32:32 I'm not qualified to advise youon the movie business.
717 00:32:36 Why? I feel like right nowyou're the smartest person in the room.
718 00:32:40 What does Zara think you should do?
719 00:32:42 She thinks we should get a new writer.
720 00:32:44 That's a good idea.
721 00:32:46 Zara's smart. She has very good taste.
722 00:32:52 -Is that Zara's dad? Oh.-Yes.
723 00:32:54 Yeah, he passed away.
724 00:32:57 Eleven years now.
725 00:32:58 Oh, uh…
726 00:33:00 I'm… so sorry.
727 00:33:02 When I say it out loud,it sounds so long ago.
728 00:33:06 Yeah, but it still feelslike it happened yesterday, huh?
729 00:33:09 Yeah.
730 00:33:11 My brother…
731 00:33:13 I'm sorry.
732 00:33:15 It was a long time ago.
733 00:33:20 Whoa!
734 00:33:22 What is this?
735 00:33:23 Oh, no, no, no. No.That's the cover of my first book.
736 00:33:27 [chuckling]
737 00:33:28 It's from my first book cover.
738 00:33:30 -What---Wow!
739 00:33:33 Beautiful.
740 00:33:35 [chuckles] Let's figure this out.
741 00:33:37 So tell me, what is the biggest problemwith the script?
742 00:33:43 That it's being made.
743 00:33:45 [both chuckle]
744 00:33:48 [Zara] No, Grandma, I can't be a writer.
745 00:33:50 Mom's a writer and dad was a writer.That's their thing.
746 00:33:54 [on speaker] Mom already published100 essays by my age,
747 00:33:56 and I'm sitting hereeating a box of donuts.
748 00:33:59 Oh, dear God, the whining. Stop it!
749 00:34:01 And stop comparing yourselfto your mother.
750 00:34:05 Let me ask you one question.What makes you happy, kid?
751 00:34:12 People thoughtthat my quads were completely fake.
752 00:34:15 -They think I got implants.-What?
753 00:34:16 -People magazine.-[laughs]
754 00:34:19 -A four-page spread…-No.
755 00:34:21 …on my quad job.
756 00:34:24 Yeah, they called me the Quad Father.
757 00:34:29 It's not that funny, actually.I had to sue 'em.
758 00:34:32 -Oh!-Yeah. But they're real.
759 00:34:35 See, they move and stuff.
760 00:34:37 [Brooke chuckles]
761 00:34:40 Yep, that feels real.
762 00:34:42 It feels like yours. Mmm.
763 00:34:44 It is.
764 00:34:47 I did have surgery, though.
765 00:34:49 -Really?-Yeah.
766 00:34:50 Where?
767 00:34:53 Just right here.
768 00:34:54 I fell on set.
769 00:34:55 -Oh, yeah, I see it.-Yeah.
770 00:34:59 -Some broken glass.-Ooh. Mmm-hmm.
771 00:35:01 Yeah.
772 00:35:03 I broke my hand.
773 00:35:04 -Really?-When I was eight.
774 00:35:06 Playing football.
775 00:35:08 -You play football?-Did.
776 00:35:11 No way.
777 00:35:19 You're so easy to talk to.
778 00:35:21 It's really nice.
779 00:35:25 And you smell so good.
780 00:35:27 [sniffs]
781 00:35:29 What are you wearing?
782 00:35:31 Sunscreen.
783 00:35:33 -Shiseido? SPF 35?-Yes.
784 00:35:44 No, no, no.
785 00:35:47 God, I'm so sorry.
786 00:35:48 No, it's not that.It's okay. I just think…
787 00:35:51 I… It hit me. I haven't been kissed in…
788 00:35:55 [sighs]
789 00:35:57 A long time.
790 00:36:00 Is there anything I can do to help?
791 00:36:03 You can hold still.
792 00:36:08 Mmm.
793 00:36:11 ♪ My heart goes up ♪
794 00:36:13 ♪ My heart goes down ♪
795 00:36:15 ♪ We fall in love ♪
796 00:36:17 ♪ And we fall we back out ♪
797 00:36:19 ♪ I'll give you anything you want ♪
798 00:36:22 ♪ Anything you want ♪
799 00:36:24 ♪ Anything, anything ♪
800 00:36:25 ♪ Just don't tell me no ♪
801 00:36:27 ♪ You stop it still ♪
802 00:36:29 ♪ Then you make it rush ♪
803 00:36:31 ♪ You're like a pill ♪
804 00:36:33 ♪ That I just can't trust ♪
805 00:36:36 ♪ You tell me to stopBut I keep on going ♪
806 00:36:38 ♪ Tell me to stop but I keep on going ♪
807 00:36:40 ♪ Tell me to stop but I keep on going ♪
808 00:36:42 ♪ Keep on, keep on, keep on ♪
809 00:36:44 ♪ You'll never stop this flame… ♪
810 00:36:47 How nice is this dress?
811 00:36:49 Fifty percent off at Nordstrom's.
812 00:36:52 [gasping]
813 00:36:54 And so worth the bargain.
814 00:36:57 Is this shahtoosh?
815 00:36:58 Yeah. I don't care.
816 00:37:04 -[moans]-I've been waiting for you forever.
817 00:37:07 -Is that a line from a movie?-Yeah.
818 00:37:09 But this time I mean it.
819 00:37:10 Oh, that's so hot.
820 00:37:12 [moans] Help me with my bra.
821 00:37:28 Mom?
822 00:37:45 Mom?
823 00:37:52 Mom?
824 00:37:54 [gasps, chokes]
825 00:37:55 Zara!
826 00:37:56 [shrieking]
827 00:37:58 [gagging]
828 00:37:59 Zara!
829 00:38:01 [shrieks]
830 00:38:04 -[Chris] Oh, shit.-[Brooke] Zara?
831 00:38:06 -[Zara groaning] Oh, my God.-Oh, my gosh. Zara, are you okay?
832 00:38:10 [Chris] Should I call 911?
833 00:38:12 -Hey, Zara!-Honey.
834 00:38:13 Zara, if you can hear me,
835 00:38:15 name the movieI won a Teen Choice Award for.
836 00:38:18 [Brooke breathing heavily]
837 00:38:19 I think she's fine.
838 00:38:21 God, you smell like sex.
839 00:38:23 [Brooke] Can you sit up?
840 00:38:24 -Okay.-[Chris] Sit up. Come on.
841 00:38:26 [Brooke] Good, good.
842 00:38:27 -Are you dizzy?-I'm okay.
843 00:38:29 Oh. Oh!
844 00:38:30 Okay, we have to call Dr. Randy.
845 00:38:32 Ew. Ew. Ew.
846 00:38:33 His skin, it's so close to me.
847 00:38:36 His… [gags] Get him away.
848 00:38:39 I can't look at that.
849 00:38:40 -Put some clothes on.-Get him away.
850 00:38:42 You ripped my shirt.
851 00:38:43 -Oh, God. [exclaims]-I'll put some clothes on too.
852 00:38:48 So you were just miles away from your homeon what, a little stroll, a walk?
853 00:38:52 No, we were discussing your future.
854 00:38:54 -"We?"-Yeah.
855 00:38:55 Was that before or afteryou took my mother's dress off?
856 00:38:58 -Before.-Okay, Zara, it was just sex.
857 00:39:01 What're you saying?Are you talking to me?
858 00:39:03 It was just sex.
859 00:39:04 Hi, Chris Cole.
860 00:39:06 -Hey.-Aw.
861 00:39:07 How dare youtalk about my mother like that?
862 00:39:10 Is that your T-shirt?
863 00:39:11 Uh… He had nothing to wear.
864 00:39:13 She ripped my shahtoosh.
865 00:39:14 This is just getting worseby the minute somehow.
866 00:39:17 I mean, it just happened.
867 00:39:18 -Look at him.-Look at her.
868 00:39:21 [Brooke chuckles softly]
869 00:39:23 What is he, 20 years younger than you?
870 00:39:25 Sixteen.
871 00:39:26 -Oh! Oh, pardon me.-Okay, Zara, I know…
872 00:39:30 This isn't easy, and… and it hurts you.
873 00:39:33 But this is…
874 00:39:34 I mean, remember when yougot your eyebrow pierced,
875 00:39:38 and I begged you not to do that,and you did it anyway,
876 00:39:40 it was terrible, we were fighting,and I said, "Why did you do it?"
877 00:39:43 And you said,
878 00:39:44 "Well, it made sense at the timewhen the guy was putting it in."
879 00:39:48 This is my eyebrow piercing.
880 00:39:49 Your view of this experience
881 00:39:51 is that it made sensewhen the guy was putting it in?
882 00:39:54 That was a terrible analogy.
883 00:39:55 -I'm just… I just---I can't believe--
884 00:39:57 -[Dr. Randy] Ah.-[Brooke sighs]
885 00:39:59 How's my favorite patient?
886 00:40:00 Well, she's a little banged up, Dr. Randy.
887 00:40:03 Not by a 34-year-old actor, I'm not.
888 00:40:05 [clears throat] Are you in any pain?
889 00:40:07 It's too much to verbally describe.
890 00:40:09 Hey.
891 00:40:11 I'm sorry.
892 00:40:12 It's just…Waiting room's a little fan filled.
893 00:40:15 [Dr. Randy] What?
894 00:40:16 Chris Cole in my office.
895 00:40:19 -How you doing?-Come on.
896 00:40:22 -Are you with them?-Sort of.
897 00:40:23 -Yes.-No.
898 00:40:25 You know, I just have to say
899 00:40:27 you were absolutely astoundingin Trouble My Brother.
900 00:40:31 -Oh, thanks, man.-Who knew you could sing?
901 00:40:34 -[Chris] Yeah. Since I was a kid.-All right.
902 00:40:36 I always wondered how they gotthat one shot of you climbing that statue.
903 00:40:40 Oh, jeez. None of that's actually real.
904 00:40:42 -[Dr. Randy] Oh, man.-There's a harness, but…
905 00:40:44 -That's wild.-Yeah, it was.
906 00:40:46 Fan girl, could I getsome medical attention here?
907 00:40:50 Doctor.
908 00:40:53 Okay, let's just follow the lightwith your eyes.
909 00:40:57 Let me ask you one thingabout the harness, and this is important.
910 00:41:18 -Hey, Brooke.-Yeah.
911 00:41:20 Can you just give us a second?
912 00:41:21 Oh.
913 00:41:23 Bye, Chris.
914 00:41:24 Bye. See ya.
915 00:41:26 Oh, my God, you're not Jack and Rose.Just get out of the car!
916 00:41:30 Get out of the car.
917 00:41:40 What do you want?
918 00:41:43 What if I made you associate producer?
919 00:41:45 Are you kidding me right now?
920 00:41:47 Would that get youto come work for me again?
921 00:41:49 Oh, my God, Chris,you're making me feel awful.
922 00:41:51 What am I doing?I'm not doing anything right now.
923 00:41:54 I don't wanna feel like I'm getting aheadbecause my mother slept with a celebrity.
924 00:41:59 She didn't sleep with a celebrity.That's derogatory.
925 00:42:01 Okay? I'm a movie star.She slept with a movie star.
926 00:42:03 I don't have the energy.
927 00:42:05 Okay, I didn't come herelooking to have sex with your mom.
928 00:42:07 All right?
929 00:42:08 I came to your house looking for youso I could offer you this job.
930 00:42:12 -[scoffs]-It's just a title, really.
931 00:42:14 It's not even really a job.It's a shitty job.
932 00:42:17 But I think you're ready for it.
933 00:42:18 If that's what it takesfor you to come back and work for me,
934 00:42:21 then so be it.
935 00:42:22 I… Oh, God!
936 00:42:24 Fuck!
937 00:42:26 This whole… thing with my mother,
938 00:42:29 this gross little…little sexcapade thing, it's over!
939 00:42:34 It's got to be over.
940 00:42:36 It's never happening again.Never happening again.
941 00:42:38 Okay. Got it. Never again.
942 00:42:44 Okay.
943 00:42:46 I'll see you tomorrow.
944 00:42:59 Zara, can we talk?
945 00:43:01 Not now, please.
946 00:43:04 I went a little crazy.
947 00:43:07 I'm allowed, right?
948 00:43:14 [sighs]
949 00:43:15 Will I see you in the morning?
950 00:43:17 I leave early.
951 00:43:18 I got my job back.
952 00:43:20 I'm an associate producer.
953 00:43:22 Well, that's good, isn't it?
954 00:43:32 My father gave his lifefor me to fly in this world.
955 00:43:37 He gave his last breath for my freedom.
956 00:43:40 And I won't stopuntil I bring him justice.
957 00:43:45 Before the sun is down,I'll kill every last one of them,
958 00:43:49 if that's what I have to do.
959 00:43:51 [yelling]
960 00:43:53 -Jesus!-[in French]
961 00:43:54 [bell rings]
962 00:43:56 -[in English] No… No guns.-No.
963 00:43:58 -No shooting.-No shooting.
964 00:43:59 What happened this time?
965 00:44:03 -Um… Hey.-What?
966 00:44:05 Does she have to yell "cut" in French?
967 00:44:07 It's one word. "Cut."
968 00:44:08 I was good in that one.
969 00:44:09 You were great. They don't want youto shoot in this scene.
970 00:44:12 Why? It's my motivation.
971 00:44:14 They're considering this a trailer shot.They wanna keep guns and shooting out.
972 00:44:17 Why? It's the revenge part of the story.
973 00:44:19 There's a problem with gunsin this country. That's why.
974 00:44:22 Tell her not to interrupt my takes--
975 00:44:24 No, I'm not telling her anything.It's your first day.
976 00:44:26 You need to speak to your director.
977 00:44:28 Absolutely not.
978 00:44:30 She called me fat.
979 00:44:31 She asked if you were hungry.
980 00:44:33 The way she said it,you should have heard it.
981 00:44:35 She went…
982 00:44:37 [in French accent]"Lunch time. You hungry?"
983 00:44:39 Stop it! Stop it!
984 00:44:43 Did you tell her we're lookingfor a writer to rewrite the script?
985 00:44:46 Problem scenes are after Christmas.We don't have time.
986 00:44:48 Yes, I did. And I also found the writer.
987 00:44:50 And it's Stella Poms, she's a real writer,she can do it.
988 00:44:53 I left her script in your trailer,I want you to read it before tomorrow.
989 00:44:57 [crew] Going again.
990 00:44:58 -Okay.-Okay.
991 00:44:59 Go.
992 00:45:01 Okay.
993 00:45:02 [sputters]
994 00:45:03 It's freaking hot.
995 00:45:05 It's too hot!
996 00:45:07 -I can't fly when I'm sweating.-[bell rings]
997 00:45:10 Don't forget to read Stella's script.
998 00:45:12 Yeah, I'll do it tonight.
999 00:45:14 Tell the First ADthat I don't understand the director.
1000 00:45:16 So I need a translator or something.
1001 00:45:18 -Okay.-And pick up my dry cleaning.
1002 00:45:25 Living the dream, baby.
1003 00:45:40 [cell phone chimes]
1004 00:46:22 [upbeat music playing]
1005 00:47:26 -I can take that for you.-Oh. Thank you.
1006 00:47:38 What would you have doneif I didn't show up?
1007 00:47:41 Eaten with the waiters.
1008 00:47:44 I used to work here.
1009 00:47:48 Hi.
1010 00:47:52 Is this what you dojust to have dinner and talk?
1011 00:47:55 Is this what you wearto have dinner and talk?
1012 00:47:58 Well, it's been in the closet for years.
1013 00:48:02 Is it too much?
1014 00:48:05 You look…
1015 00:48:08 Wow!
1016 00:48:13 That's nice.
1017 00:48:15 Do I have to keep this shootoutat the Victoria's Secret?
1018 00:48:18 It's kind of sexist.
1019 00:48:19 Like, what year is it?
1020 00:48:21 What are you gonna replace it with though?
1021 00:48:23 A phone callwhere he unpacks intimacy issues?
1022 00:48:26 That's not gonna work.He has to kill Rudolph, the coke dealer.
1023 00:48:28 This is killing my soul.
1024 00:48:30 You know, a friend of mine from USC
1025 00:48:32 just sold a reality show calledThe Real Delivery Boys of West Hollywood.
1026 00:48:35 Oh, my God,I would hate-watch that so hard.
1027 00:48:38 Same.
1028 00:48:39 [Brooke] And then, um,I moved from the UK to LA
1029 00:48:43 because I wanted to be Joan Didion.
1030 00:48:47 Then I met my husband, Charlie,and he was a writer.
1031 00:48:50 -What was he like?-Charlie?
1032 00:48:52 He was fantastic. A great guy.
1033 00:48:54 He was funny and he was smart.
1034 00:48:56 He could make friends with anyone.
1035 00:48:58 He was a beautiful writer
1036 00:48:59 and he probablydidn't get to show the world
1037 00:49:03 everything that he can do, but…
1038 00:49:05 Mmm.
1039 00:49:06 Enough about me.
1040 00:49:07 I don't want to talk about me anymore.
1041 00:49:10 Anyway, what about you?
1042 00:49:12 Did you always knowyou wanted to be an actor?
1043 00:49:14 No, I sort of just fell into it.
1044 00:49:17 Mmm-hmm.
1045 00:49:18 When I was younger, um,we lived in the middle of nowhere
1046 00:49:22 and my mom died when I was young,
1047 00:49:24 and it was just my dadand my older brother and me for years.
1048 00:49:28 But then, my older brother died.
1049 00:49:30 So it was a heart condition thingthat we didn't know he had.
1050 00:49:34 And after that,it just no longer felt like home.
1051 00:49:39 So I ended up moving to LA.
1052 00:49:42 And, uh, I just…
1053 00:49:48 -Uh…-What?
1054 00:49:52 [chuckles] Nothing. I've…
1055 00:49:58 Jesus. What is it about you? What is…
1056 00:50:01 Why do I feel so confused?
1057 00:50:03 I think it's becauseI'm trying to impress you.
1058 00:50:06 And I know I don't.
1059 00:50:07 -Does that matter to you?-It does. Usually all the time.
1060 00:50:11 Except now with you.
1061 00:50:13 Right. Well, if it makes youfeel any better,
1062 00:50:15 I was so nervous about coming here.
1063 00:50:18 -Really?-Mmm-hmm.
1064 00:50:19 I tried on about 20 dresses, so…
1065 00:50:22 So then what made you decideto come and see me?
1066 00:50:25 Well, I feel like we haveto talk about what happened.
1067 00:50:29 Because Zara doesn't know about this even,so I have to tell her.
1068 00:50:34 Okay.
1069 00:50:36 So I'm guessing that,you know, what happened…
1070 00:50:41 that won't happen again.
1071 00:50:43 Um…
1072 00:50:44 I don't think it should.
1073 00:50:48 Oh. That's too bad.
1074 00:50:54 Well, uh…
1075 00:50:56 well…
1076 00:50:58 Can we still be friends?
1077 00:50:59 Yes, I would like that.
1078 00:51:01 Me too.
1079 00:51:03 I don't have any real friends.
1080 00:51:05 -You don't?-No.
1081 00:51:07 I… I came here when I was 19.
1082 00:51:09 -I didn't know anyone.-Yeah.
1083 00:51:11 Then I got famous and everybody knew me.
1084 00:51:14 -But… You know, they didn't.-Mmm.
1085 00:51:18 Do you ever feel free to be yourself?
1086 00:51:20 Yeah.
1087 00:51:23 Well…
1088 00:51:26 I don't know.
1089 00:51:27 That's not really someoneanyone's ever been interested in before.
1090 00:51:30 Have they ever met him?
1091 00:51:32 [Brooke chuckles]
1092 00:51:34 That's a good point.
1093 00:51:38 -[server] And here you go.-Thank you.
1094 00:51:42 Thanks.
1095 00:51:44 That does look good. Thank you.
1096 00:51:46 -[server 2] Bon appétit.-[both chuckle]
1097 00:51:53 Do you wanna go on a walk after dinner?
1098 00:51:56 -Where do you walk in LA?-New York.
1099 00:51:59 ♪ It isn't working ♪
1100 00:52:03 ♪ I'm a tidal wave of question marks ♪
1101 00:52:05 ♪ And you're just surfing ♪
1102 00:52:08 ♪ Leaning into me like it's an art ♪
1103 00:52:10 ♪ It's so crazy ♪
1104 00:52:13 ♪ Lately ♪
1105 00:52:14 ♪ You just understand my feelings ♪
1106 00:52:18 ♪ Make me ♪
1107 00:52:20 ♪ See I'm capable and fine ♪
1108 00:52:24 [Chris] Oh, that's amazing.
1109 00:52:26 ♪ Tonight, I'm ready to dive ♪
1110 00:52:30 ♪ Maybe it's the loving in your eyes ♪
1111 00:52:32 [gasps]
1112 00:52:34 ♪ I'm here, see through ♪
1113 00:52:36 ♪ Maybe it's the magic in the wine ♪
1114 00:52:38 ♪ I'm feeling loose ♪
1115 00:52:40 -You ready?-Yes.
1116 00:52:44 [Brooke] What?
1117 00:52:46 Wow!
1118 00:52:48 ♪ But you got meFrom my head to my feet ♪
1119 00:52:52 ♪ And I'm ready to dive ♪
1120 00:52:56 ♪ 'Cause the water's warmAnd nothing is wrong, it's all right ♪
1121 00:52:59 So do you ever get tired of playingthe same guy over and over again?
1122 00:53:04 [sighs]
1123 00:53:05 Yeah.
1124 00:53:06 [Brooke] Mmm.
1125 00:53:08 Yeah, sometimes I do.
1126 00:53:09 But, you know, I'm alsoincredibly appreciative of that guy
1127 00:53:13 because, well, let's face it, like,
1128 00:53:16 he's the only reasonanyone cares about me.
1129 00:53:18 Not anyone.
1130 00:53:20 Not me.
1131 00:53:28 Yeah, not you.
1132 00:53:33 So what about you?
1133 00:53:36 Mmm?
1134 00:53:37 What about me?
1135 00:53:38 What's the great Brooke Harwoodwriting next?
1136 00:53:41 You don't know I'm great.
1137 00:53:42 You've not read anything I've written.
1138 00:53:45 "He was an island of one."
1139 00:53:47 "Having sent all the ships back to sea."
1140 00:53:50 Mmm.
1141 00:53:51 Okay. Okay, I'm impressed.
1142 00:53:56 It's beautiful is what it is.
1143 00:53:58 Thank you.
1144 00:54:00 I don't know who that guy is,but I feel bad for him.
1145 00:54:07 Who is it about?
1146 00:54:08 It's about all of us, really.
1147 00:54:12 I mean, that's how I see it.It could be any of us.
1148 00:54:15 -Do you think so?-Yeah.
1149 00:54:17 We've all been the island.We've all been the ships.
1150 00:54:21 [Chris] Mmm.
1151 00:54:22 And really, life is justa constant dance to be neither.
1152 00:54:42 -Okay. Here are some rules.-God, you feel so good.
1153 00:54:45 -No, listen to me.-Yeah.
1154 00:54:46 You don't get to break my heart.
1155 00:54:49 Please.
1156 00:54:51 And also, don't ever lie to me.
1157 00:54:54 And don't pretend this is more than it is.
1158 00:55:26 [cell phone chimes]
1159 00:55:35 [Zara clears throat]
1160 00:55:36 What is this outfit?
1161 00:55:39 Oh! You don't… You don't like it?
1162 00:55:43 I do. But why?
1163 00:55:46 What were you doing?
1164 00:55:47 I need to talk to you about something.
1165 00:55:51 Okay.
1166 00:55:53 It's about Chris.
1167 00:56:00 Okay.
1168 00:56:01 So, um, I didn't want to upset you,but we had dinner tonight,
1169 00:56:05 Chris and I. And, um…
1170 00:56:07 And I would have told you,but it just, it didn't feel safe…
1171 00:56:11 to tell you the truth.
1172 00:56:14 [scoffs]
1173 00:56:15 Okay. Go ahead, it's safe.
1174 00:56:19 So we had dinner because we needed to talkabout what happened,
1175 00:56:23 and, um, he's very nice.
1176 00:56:25 And yeah, I think, um, well,there seems to be more to him.
1177 00:56:31 More to him than you think.
1178 00:56:33 No, there isn't.
1179 00:56:35 Is that all? Just had dinner?
1180 00:56:38 Yeah.
1181 00:56:43 [Brooke] Ugh. I just feel awful.
1182 00:56:45 I didn't know what to do,and I… I just lied straight to her face.
1183 00:56:49 And I am sneaking aroundbehind my daughter's back.
1184 00:56:52 Sounds marvelous.
1185 00:56:54 How do I know that it was just that?
1186 00:56:56 How do we know it was just dinner?
1187 00:56:58 They had dinner. They didn't have…
1188 00:56:59 -Stop it. Stop.-…sex.
1189 00:57:01 Nope, I don't want to hear it.
1190 00:57:03 You know, between you and your daughter,
1191 00:57:05 I don't have much timefor my own life here.
1192 00:57:07 Are you with someone now?
1193 00:57:09 Of course I am.
1194 00:57:10 I mean, look, did you ask her?
1195 00:57:12 What am I supposed to say?
1196 00:57:13 "Hey, Ma, are you, are youbanging boots with my boss?"
1197 00:57:17 This is backwards.
1198 00:57:19 So here's the thing.
1199 00:57:21 Do you like him well enoughto tell her you want to see him?
1200 00:57:24 My mom Love in the Afternoon-edmy evil boss,
1201 00:57:28 and now they're having dinner.
1202 00:57:30 First of all,it's such an adorable reference,
1203 00:57:31 it almost makes it cute.
1204 00:57:33 And now I'm rooting for them.
1205 00:57:34 Second of all,you don't know that they had sex.
1206 00:57:37 She was wearing the Vogue clothes.
1207 00:57:39 Okay, yeah, they're making out.
1208 00:57:40 Just the way that he goes through women,he's going to hurt her.
1209 00:57:44 And I will have to kill him.
1210 00:57:46 He's a movie star. It's… It's not real.
1211 00:57:48 Brooke, you need to live a little.
1212 00:57:50 No great tryst ever startedwith someone being rational.
1213 00:57:55 [pleasant music playing]
1214 00:58:32 [inaudible conversation]
1215 00:58:45 Come on.
1216 00:58:48 [laughs]
1217 00:59:09 [inaudible]
1218 00:59:11 My brain is gone!
1219 00:59:16 [inaudible]
1220 00:59:32 -Hey, can I speak with you for a sec?-Okay.
1221 00:59:34 Sorry. Everyone's in my ear.
1222 00:59:36 Oh, okay.
1223 00:59:37 Um, so Chris needs a little bit moreclarity on the direction.
1224 00:59:41 So I'm going to help out with translationuntil we get a translator.
1225 00:59:43 My French is pretty good
1226 00:59:45 as long as I speak it in LA of course,not Paris.
1227 00:59:48 Yes, yes. It would be goodif, uh, if I could speak in French.
1228 00:59:51 Oui, oui.
1229 00:59:52 Um, one more thing. Uh…
1230 00:59:54 Chris, he really likes itwhen directors are, like, tough on him.
1231 00:59:57 -Okay.-So when I translate,
1232 00:59:59 I might use words that are a little,just, a little bit more severe.
1233 01:00:03 -Okay. Great. Good.-Très bien.
1234 01:00:05 Okay, okay.
1235 01:00:07 [man] Action.
1236 01:00:10 Ariadne.
1237 01:00:12 [woman shuddering]
1238 01:00:18 I'm so cold.
1239 01:00:20 Talk to me, soldier!
1240 01:00:24 -I'm so cold.-Hey!
1241 01:00:27 -I'm cold.-Hold on!
1242 01:00:29 Open your eyes. Look at me. Stay with me!
1243 01:00:33 I need you to hold on.
1244 01:00:36 It's time to fly.
1245 01:00:38 [director speaks French]
1246 01:00:39 [in English] Uh, cut. Cut. Cut, cut, cut.
1247 01:00:41 Cut, cut, cut. Okay.
1248 01:00:42 -[bell rings]-[speaks French]
1249 01:00:44 -Yeah.-[in English] Okay.
1250 01:00:46 [Chris] What happened on that one?
1251 01:00:48 Okay.
1252 01:00:49 Okay. [speaks French]
1253 01:00:53 [in English] Go.
1254 01:00:54 This sucks. She needs more.
1255 01:00:57 [in French]
1256 01:00:59 [in English] Your performance, it's…it's bullshit.
1257 01:01:02 She doesn't believe you.
1258 01:01:04 [in French]
1259 01:01:08 [in English]You need to look at this soldier
1260 01:01:11 as if she's one of the many, many womenthat you've betrayed,
1261 01:01:14 and you've got to show ushow ugly you are inside
1262 01:01:18 and how much remorse you feel
1263 01:01:20 for what a piece of shit you are to womenand how you use them.
1264 01:01:24 Okay.
1265 01:01:26 Soldiers…
1266 01:01:27 Uh, how you use women as soldiers.
1267 01:01:29 -Right?-Oh, women as soldiers.
1268 01:01:31 -Right.-That's what she said.
1269 01:01:33 Yeah.
1270 01:01:34 Yeah, totally.
1271 01:01:35 -Okay?-Okay?
1272 01:01:37 Yeah. Okay with me? Yeah.
1273 01:01:38 Great. Great.
1274 01:01:41 It's gonna be great. Great.
1275 01:01:43 That's what she said.
1276 01:01:44 It's a good note, I think.
1277 01:01:46 Yeah.
1278 01:01:47 Oh, it's a great note.
1279 01:01:49 -I like her.-Yeah, me too.
1280 01:01:51 #MeToo.
1281 01:01:52 [Zara] That's not what that means.
1282 01:01:58 [gasping]
1283 01:02:00 -Time check.-4:04.
1284 01:02:02 Okay.
1285 01:02:03 -You going right to the benefit?-No, I'm going home first.
1286 01:02:06 -Did you get my plus one?-Mmm-hmm.
1287 01:02:08 -Do you have a name?-They don't need one. They're with me.
1288 01:02:10 The director and I agreed on a writer.
1289 01:02:12 Stella?
1290 01:02:14 No, she's not right for this.
1291 01:02:15 But I found someone good.
1292 01:02:16 Wait, did you like Stella's script?
1293 01:02:18 Yeah.
1294 01:02:19 Yeah, she's a great writer.
1295 01:02:21 But she just wrotetoo many scenes with the dad.
1296 01:02:25 It's not his story.
1297 01:02:26 Okay. Time check.
1298 01:02:28 4:52.
1299 01:02:29 Oh, God.
1300 01:02:33 Get out.
1301 01:02:34 No. No.
1302 01:02:38 This ice bath is my bitch.
1303 01:02:40 I'm gonna stay in here all day.Bring me a pillow.
1304 01:02:42 I'll sleep in this baby.
1305 01:02:46 I mean, look, it's different.
1306 01:02:48 It's just different.
1307 01:02:49 We've been fighting a lot--
1308 01:02:50 He's just being Malcolm.You guys are great.
1309 01:02:53 -Hi.-Hi, baby.
1310 01:02:55 Hey.
1311 01:02:56 I didn't think I'd see you.I'm just rushing out.
1312 01:02:58 Wow. Okay.That body has a Pilates membership.
1313 01:03:01 Also, thank you so much for this.
1314 01:03:03 Oh! How did it go with Malcolm's parents?
1315 01:03:06 I think his parentsliked my outfit more than me.
1316 01:03:09 Right, I'm sure they loved you.
1317 01:03:11 Anyway, I gotta go. So have fun. Bye.
1318 01:03:16 -Bye.-Okay.
1319 01:03:17 -That was quick.-Yeah.
1320 01:03:28 I just can't believe he hired a writerwithout talking to me.
1321 01:03:32 Mmm. Malcolm still hasn't texted me back.That's weird.
1322 01:03:36 That's weird, right?
1323 01:03:37 I'm sure he's just busy.
1324 01:03:38 This associate producer thingis actually bullshit.
1325 01:03:41 It is a made-up title.
1326 01:03:43 I have absolutely no power.
1327 01:03:44 I'm just this gopher to him, still.
1328 01:03:46 You know what? I know what it is.
1329 01:03:48 I accidentally cut his momwith my big toe under the table.
1330 01:03:51 I'm so sick of this, you know.
1331 01:03:53 I'm just bounced aroundby everyone. [sighs]
1332 01:03:56 Okay, look, Zar,you have a credit from this, right?
1333 01:03:59 That's an incredible start.
1334 01:04:00 Cherish that.
1335 01:04:02 Do you have more wineI can cherish, though? Please.
1336 01:04:04 There's more in the bar.Can I have some, too?
1337 01:04:06 -Yeah, yeah, yeah.-I'll be right back.
1338 01:04:33 ♪ She turn fire into rain ♪
1339 01:04:36 ♪ Heal your pain like novocaine ♪
1340 01:04:39 -Genie!-Yo!
1341 01:04:43 Shave your armpits. We're going out.
1342 01:04:46 ♪ Ooh, I love livin' in a woman's world ♪
1343 01:04:51 -Thank you, sir.-No problem.
1344 01:04:52 ♪ A woman's world ♪
1345 01:04:55 [indistinct chatter]
1346 01:04:58 Here we go.
1347 01:04:59 [both] Hey.
1348 01:05:01 Um, uh, sorry.
1349 01:05:03 Um, Zara Ford.
1350 01:05:04 I am Chris Cole's assistant.
1351 01:05:07 I technically am not supposedto be attending tonight,
1352 01:05:09 but, you know, Chris just called me
1353 01:05:11 -asking for his nutritionist.-Hello.
1354 01:05:12 He's just having a hard timemaking his own choices…
1355 01:05:15 -with these things.-I'm here for that.
1356 01:05:17 Mmm. Sorry. You are not on the list.
1357 01:05:21 Like, I had said prior,I am his assistant.
1358 01:05:24 -He just called me.-So, right.
1359 01:05:25 Like I said prior to right now,before, you're not on the list.
1360 01:05:30 Oh, you are just reekingwith importance, aren't ya?
1361 01:05:34 She's important.
1362 01:05:35 I had no idea until this moment.
1363 01:05:38 Come here, baby.
1364 01:05:39 Hey, I see you. Who hurt you?
1365 01:05:42 Was it Mama or Papa?
1366 01:05:44 Oh! Oh! Hey, hey, hey.Hi, Jesse! That's Chris's publicist.
1367 01:05:48 This is Christ's publicist, and…can you please help us get in?
1368 01:05:51 This is…Chris called asking for his nutritionist.
1369 01:05:53 -Yes.-Where's Larissa?
1370 01:05:56 She's pregnant.
1371 01:05:58 Pregnant.
1372 01:05:59 She could of coursework as a pregnant woman
1373 01:06:02 'cause a woman can do anythingwhen she's pregnant.
1374 01:06:04 -She found out today.-Right.
1375 01:06:06 -And now she's in labor.-Yes.
1376 01:06:08 And I suggest you not call herbecause she is not thrilled.
1377 01:06:12 But this is her replacement.
1378 01:06:13 -Hi.-And you are?
1379 01:06:15 -I'm Clarissa Mia Thermopolis.-Clarissa.
1380 01:06:18 At your service.
1381 01:06:19 Here to advise on all things snacks.
1382 01:06:23 Whatever. Explain it to me later.
1383 01:06:24 -They're with me. Come on.-Thank you, Jesse.
1384 01:06:26 That whole thing was so bad for women.
1385 01:06:41 Do you guys just wait till I'm in the roomto start going at it?
1386 01:06:45 Okay. Um…
1387 01:06:49 We need to start letting people in.
1388 01:06:51 One second. Sorry.
1389 01:06:53 You lied to me.
1390 01:06:55 I was gonna tell you everything.
1391 01:06:57 -Really?-Tonight.
1392 01:06:58 Which lie were you gonna tell me about?
1393 01:06:59 Was it thisor was it you rewriting the movie?
1394 01:07:02 -She had really good ideas.-No, no.
1395 01:07:04 I'm sorry. I should'vetold you about that. That was wrong.
1396 01:07:06 I just thoughtyou were smarter than this, Mom.
1397 01:07:08 To fall for this love bombing bullshit.
1398 01:07:10 I mean, you don't carehow I feel about this.
1399 01:07:12 Excuse me, Chris.They need you for photos.
1400 01:07:15 -Okay.-Oh, right.
1401 01:07:16 -Sorry.-Good luck.
1402 01:07:18 -It's not her fault---Don't speak.
1403 01:07:20 -Okay.-Come here and keep your voice down.
1404 01:07:24 I have cared my entire lifeabout how you feel.
1405 01:07:27 -Oh!-Yes.
1406 01:07:28 I didn't realize I was such a burden.
1407 01:07:30 -I'm so sorry.-Burden?
1408 01:07:31 -That's not what I said.-That's what that made me feel like.
1409 01:07:34 Come on, Zara.
1410 01:07:35 What is this worth? What is this for, sex?
1411 01:07:36 -What is it for? God!-Sex?
1412 01:07:39 Okay.
1413 01:07:40 Step aside with me now.
1414 01:07:45 Baby, this is more than that.
1415 01:07:47 More than that. No, it's not.
1416 01:07:49 -I'm sorry, but it's not.-It is.
1417 01:07:50 Every girl that he datesthinks it's more than that, Mom.
1418 01:07:53 -This is different.-I mean it. Listen.
1419 01:07:55 It doesn't take a genius
1420 01:07:56 -to know that he uses women.-Zara!
1421 01:07:58 -Why are you fighting for this?-I don't think you're right.
1422 01:08:01 Because I'm starting to feel things againthat I never thought I would feel.
1423 01:08:05 Not since your fatherhave I felt like this.
1424 01:08:07 What?
1425 01:08:07 -All right.-No! You did not just say that!
1426 01:08:10 What is wrong with you?
1427 01:08:11 -I can't believe you just said that!-[shushes]
1428 01:08:13 You don't get to compare him to Dad!
1429 01:08:16 That's my dad! Stop it!
1430 01:08:18 God, do I even matter to you?
1431 01:08:20 Of course. Of course you matter to me.
1432 01:08:23 I just don't seewhy it has to be one or the other.
1433 01:08:26 You can't have both.
1434 01:08:27 -Why?-Because, Mom, I'm not you.
1435 01:08:29 I'm not this Pulitzer prize-winning,
1436 01:08:31 national book award whatever. Okay?
1437 01:08:34 Where is this coming from?
1438 01:08:35 Because, Mom, you don't understand.
1439 01:08:37 You will never understandwhat it's like to be your daughter.
1440 01:08:41 I-- I am never gonna measure upto you. Ever.
1441 01:08:44 And he chose youover the writer that I chose.
1442 01:08:46 And you took that away from me.
1443 01:08:48 I-- I did not know
1444 01:08:49 -I was taking anything away from you.-But you--
1445 01:08:52 -But you did.-And I'm sorry. I would never do it.
1446 01:08:55 You know, if you don't end this with him,Mom, I'm gonna have to move out.
1447 01:09:01 Well, maybe moving inwasn't the best thing.
1448 01:09:05 Okay. Zara.
1449 01:09:22 -How you guys doing?-Hey, Malcolm.
1450 01:09:24 Let me have that.
1451 01:09:25 Thanks.
1452 01:09:27 -[cell phone vibrating]-[sighs]
1453 01:09:32 Hi.
1454 01:09:33 Hey.
1455 01:09:35 You okay?
1456 01:09:37 Not really, no.
1457 01:09:38 Well, how's Zara?
1458 01:09:39 Um…
1459 01:09:42 She's staying at Genie's.
1460 01:09:44 We didn't do anything wrong.
1461 01:09:46 A little lying, maybe, but…
1462 01:09:48 A little? [scoffs]
1463 01:09:53 When will I see you?
1464 01:09:54 I'm going to go to Big Bearand see my mother-in-law early
1465 01:09:57 and help her get set up for Christmas.
1466 01:09:59 So, I don't know,maybe after the holidays.
1467 01:10:03 What about New Year's?
1468 01:10:05 Chris.
1469 01:10:06 I think Zara may be right,and I can't just keep pushing and…
1470 01:10:12 I have to take care of my daughterand it's just, you know…
1471 01:10:18 No, it's okay.
1472 01:10:19 Okay. Thank you.
1473 01:10:21 Just, uh…
1474 01:10:23 Listen, get some rest and…and don't worry about it.
1475 01:10:28 You know? I'll see you after Christmas.
1476 01:10:30 Yeah, yeah, sure.
1477 01:10:31 [sniffles] So have a nice Christmas.
1478 01:10:34 You, too.
1479 01:10:36 Love you.
1480 01:10:43 Bye.
1481 01:10:48 [exhales sharply]
1482 01:10:51 [cell phone vibrating]
1483 01:10:55 Yeah?
1484 01:10:57 Can I come and see you?
1485 01:10:59 [Brooke chuckles]
1486 01:11:00 [sniffles]
1487 01:11:04 Now?
1488 01:11:05 It just feels… it feels weird.
1489 01:11:07 Like, I feel like I'm being betrayedby both of them.
1490 01:11:11 I'm not crazy, right?
1491 01:11:13 No, dude, you're not.
1492 01:11:14 This is your mom and your boss.
1493 01:11:16 -It's weird.-Mmm-hmm.
1494 01:11:17 Especially knowing every detailyou know about Chris.
1495 01:11:19 -Yeah.-Yeah, that's true.
1496 01:11:21 -But on the other hand, you know…-Thank you.
1497 01:11:24 …is it possible that none of thishas anything to do with you?
1498 01:11:26 [Zara] Whatever, it's fine.
1499 01:11:28 It's just very awkward right now.
1500 01:11:30 So I would really love itif I could come back
1501 01:11:32 and stay with you guys after the holidays.
1502 01:11:34 What are you doing for the holidays?
1503 01:11:36 You guys going to Chicago?Malcolm's family?
1504 01:11:39 You know, we're not really sure yet.
1505 01:11:42 I may visit my folks on my own.
1506 01:11:46 [Leila] So how did you and Chris leave it?
1507 01:11:48 I told himit would be too uncomfortable for Zara.
1508 01:11:51 Honey, if you want him to comeand you call him, she'll get over it.
1509 01:11:56 I'd love him to come but…
1510 01:11:58 It wouldn't be right. She was very upset.
1511 01:12:01 I know Zara. Let me talk to her.Let me work my magic.
1512 01:12:05 What good am Iif I can't convince my granddaughter
1513 01:12:07 to let BuzzFeed's hunkiest brunettecome for Christmas?
1514 01:12:11 You do not have permission to Google him.
1515 01:12:14 I know. But I can't stop now.
1516 01:12:17 -It will lead to no good.-He's just so…
1517 01:12:20 I bet he's even more gorgeous in person.
1518 01:12:23 -Stop.-Isn't he? When he's moving.
1519 01:12:25 -You want him here more than me.-I do.
1520 01:12:29 Oh, go call him.
1521 01:12:30 -You have to behave in front of him.-All right.
1522 01:12:32 You're no fun.
1523 01:12:44 [Zara squealing]
1524 01:12:45 -Hey, honey, I'm so glad you're here.-Oh, my God.
1525 01:12:49 [both exclaiming]
1526 01:12:53 [sighs] She compared him to Dad.
1527 01:12:55 Oh! He was a looker.
1528 01:12:57 You know, when your mother got here,she couldn't stop crying.
1529 01:13:00 You know how long I've been tryingto get her to have a life?
1530 01:13:04 You think after your father died,it was easy?
1531 01:13:07 A 13-year-old needs a lot of attention.
1532 01:13:09 It's not my fault that she never dated.
1533 01:13:12 No, but she's seeing someone nowand you're trying to stop it.
1534 01:13:15 It's not that she's seeing someone,it's that it's him.
1535 01:13:19 He's so self-absorbed and selfish and…
1536 01:13:23 God, he's such a diva.
1537 01:13:25 I know, darling. So are you.
1538 01:13:29 Well, I just don't knowwhy all of a sudden she needs a guy.
1539 01:13:33 She doesn't need a guy.
1540 01:13:35 And you don't need to know everything.
1541 01:13:37 Ugh! I don't know, I kind of think I do.
1542 01:13:40 But what if Chris makes her happy?
1543 01:13:42 [scoffs]
1544 01:13:44 It's her life.
1545 01:13:47 I just don't want to see her get hurt.She's my mom.
1546 01:13:50 Your mom? Is that all she is to you?
1547 01:13:53 What else should she be?
1548 01:13:56 Well, I suppose, to a child,that's all she would be.
1549 01:13:59 To a young adult,she might also be a woman.
1550 01:14:04 [car door opens, closes]
1551 01:14:10 [indistinct conversation]
1552 01:14:13 He's here?
1553 01:14:15 I told her to invite him, so blame me.
1554 01:14:17 Grandma.
1555 01:14:18 I know how you're feeling,but just listen to me.
1556 01:14:23 You know I love you.
1557 01:14:25 And I'm taking this timeto understand what's happening here.
1558 01:14:28 I don't wantyour mother to be hurt either.
1559 01:14:30 And I'm a pretty good judge of character.
1560 01:14:33 And this is my house, and it's Christmas.
1561 01:14:37 And your moody mopey attitudeis just gonna be the end of all of us.
1562 01:14:44 So we'll make it niceand you'll be a grown-up.
1563 01:14:46 And if you can't, fake it.
1564 01:14:50 All right.
1565 01:14:51 God, love you.
1566 01:14:58 [sighs]
1567 01:15:01 ["The Christmas Song" playing]
1568 01:15:08 [indistinct conversation and laughter]
1569 01:15:14 ♪ Chestnuts roastin' on an open fire… ♪
1570 01:15:19 [Leila] Somehow,I got separated from the group.
1571 01:15:23 -I…-What?
1572 01:15:25 I think it was when I went to take a wee.
1573 01:15:28 And so, it was pitch black,
1574 01:15:30 so I figured the only way outwas to go through.
1575 01:15:34 -The desert.-Wait, without water?
1576 01:15:36 Yeah, nary a drop.
1577 01:15:38 -Are you…-It's true.
1578 01:15:39 That's insane.
1579 01:15:40 That's for my midlife crisis vacation,you know, so…
1580 01:15:44 That's the craziest thing I've heard.
1581 01:15:46 Well, it's a good story, right?
1582 01:15:47 -Amazing.-I'm lucky to be here.
1583 01:15:50 You know, I've doneall this crazy stuff in movies.
1584 01:15:53 You know, my fair share of bad ones too.
1585 01:15:55 -Believe me.-Yeah.
1586 01:15:56 -Zara will tell you.-Beneath the Sea.
1587 01:15:58 -God.-What?
1588 01:15:59 No, don't start this.
1589 01:16:00 -[Zara] Chris.-Come on.
1590 01:16:01 What is Beneath the Sea?
1591 01:16:03 Invisible zombiesthat turn your brain into kelp.
1592 01:16:05 -That turn your brain into kelp.-Kelp.
1593 01:16:07 -I didn't know you didn't like that one.-Jeez.
1594 01:16:09 -What? Kelp?-Oh, God.
1595 01:16:11 Oh, man.
1596 01:16:13 Sorry. In all seriousness,what I meant to say was
1597 01:16:15 that I've done all this stuff in movies,but very little in real life.
1598 01:16:20 -Yeah.-So cheers.
1599 01:16:21 -Aw.-[Zara] Mmm.
1600 01:16:22 -You're a true legend.-So are you.
1601 01:16:24 She certainly is. To Leila.
1602 01:16:27 Cheers.
1603 01:16:28 Guys, thank you so much.This is so nice to be here with you.
1604 01:16:30 -We're happy you're here.-Thank you.
1605 01:16:32 Uh, I haven't had anywhere to gofor Christmas in, like, forever, so…
1606 01:16:36 What about Lake Como with George Clooney?
1607 01:16:38 -Zara.-[Chris] I…
1608 01:16:39 Really?
1609 01:16:41 You know what I mean.Not just a place, but a home.
1610 01:16:44 Thank you.
1611 01:16:45 Aw.
1612 01:16:46 Without you guys,I would be a very sad, sad man.
1613 01:16:51 Very sad, very famous man.
1614 01:16:53 -[Brooke chuckles]-[Leila] Oh, my God.
1615 01:16:57 This is my life. Every day.
1616 01:16:58 -You warned me. You warned me.-Every day. This is my life.
1617 01:17:02 It's the chamomile.
1618 01:17:05 -From Sorrento?-Ma certo.
1619 01:17:11 -Salud.-Salud.
1620 01:17:19 Okay.
1621 01:17:23 What do you think?
1622 01:17:25 Baby, he's a peach.
1623 01:17:28 -Yeah, right?-Yeah.
1624 01:17:30 I'm dying to knowwhat he looks like naked.
1625 01:17:32 No!
1626 01:17:34 Probably kill me.
1627 01:17:36 Wouldn't you kill him?
1628 01:17:38 Then I would die happy.
1629 01:17:42 This is getting serious. I can tell.
1630 01:17:45 Is this… It's getting serious?
1631 01:17:47 Yeah, it's sort of… I…
1632 01:17:51 I don't know.
1633 01:17:54 But I don't want to go throughwhat I went through with Charlie.
1634 01:17:59 Oh, honey, Charlie died so young.It was horrible.
1635 01:18:02 I don't mean that. I just…
1636 01:18:08 I've never told you this,but we were having problems.
1637 01:18:12 Before he was diagnosed.
1638 01:18:15 Big problems. Did he tell you?
1639 01:18:16 No.
1640 01:18:18 Oh.
1641 01:18:21 He didn't want to be married to me.He wanted a divorce.
1642 01:18:25 Oh.
1643 01:18:27 Charlie.
1644 01:18:29 I'm so sorry.
1645 01:18:30 I mean, it was a tough time for Charlie.
1646 01:18:33 Before he got sick, it really was.
1647 01:18:35 He'd written that book for three years.
1648 01:18:37 [scoffs]
1649 01:18:39 It didn't make a dent.
1650 01:18:40 -And then my book came out and…-Yeah.
1651 01:18:47 I know he was proud…
1652 01:18:50 For me, but it was difficult.
1653 01:18:52 Yeah.
1654 01:18:53 And I started to see him sink,
1655 01:18:55 and then I tried to pull him out,and I couldn't. And…
1656 01:18:58 I would just make it worse,
1657 01:18:59 and then I would make myself smallerso that he wouldn't feel so small.
1658 01:19:04 And then he was diagnosed.
1659 01:19:06 And we just… never talked about it.
1660 01:19:09 It just hung in the air between us.
1661 01:19:13 And I stayed,and I held his hand and I loved him.
1662 01:19:18 Yeah, I know.
1663 01:19:20 And he died.
1664 01:19:23 Mmm.
1665 01:19:27 Oh, God.
1666 01:19:29 You've carried this aroundall these years?
1667 01:19:34 Why didn't you tell me?
1668 01:19:37 Because I…
1669 01:19:39 Don't you know you're morea daughter to me than anything else?
1670 01:19:44 Don't you know that?
1671 01:19:51 I just want you to be happy.
1672 01:19:53 I know.
1673 01:19:55 Does that guy upstairs make you happy?
1674 01:19:57 Yeah, I feel really goodwhen I'm with him.
1675 01:20:02 It makes absolutely no sense.
1676 01:20:04 But it feels wonderful.
1677 01:20:06 -Does that make sense?-Oh, yeah.
1678 01:20:09 And if it ended tomorrow,I think I'd be fine, but…
1679 01:20:14 [sighs]
1680 01:20:17 I don't want to need him.
1681 01:20:21 Because then if it ends,[sighs] it's gonna hurt.
1682 01:20:27 When it ends, it'll hurt.
1683 01:20:29 Honey, the end is none of your business.
1684 01:20:34 You love being with the guy,
1685 01:20:36 that's the beginning and the end.
1686 01:20:40 Tomorrow's gonna come anyway.
1687 01:20:43 Okay.
1688 01:20:45 I say we take a vote on it.
1689 01:20:47 I vote yes.
1690 01:20:49 [Brooke laughs]
1691 01:20:52 [Leila chuckles]
1692 01:20:53 -[Brooke] I vote yes.-Excellent.
1693 01:20:56 -[Leila] Drink on it.-[glasses clink]
1694 01:21:02 Look at this.
1695 01:21:04 -It's gorgeous. I love it.-Yeah.
1696 01:21:07 Thank you so much.
1697 01:21:09 You're welcome. Merry Christmas.
1698 01:21:12 [gasps] Oh.
1699 01:21:14 Let's see here.
1700 01:21:17 Whoa!
1701 01:21:18 Hey, look at that.
1702 01:21:20 [Brooke] "Zara Ford - Associate Producer."
1703 01:21:23 -Yeah. This is great.-[Brooke] Yes.
1704 01:21:25 -Merry Christmas.-Well done.
1705 01:21:27 All right. For you.
1706 01:21:31 Thank you.
1707 01:21:37 What?
1708 01:21:39 It's got your essays from The New Yorker.
1709 01:21:41 -[Brooke] Wow.-From Vogue.
1710 01:21:42 And all your short stories in one place.
1711 01:21:45 No, you did all of this?
1712 01:21:48 -Do you like it?-Thank you. Yeah, I love it.
1713 01:21:50 -Okay.-Thank you.
1714 01:21:55 -Merry Christmas. You're welcome.-Thank you.
1715 01:21:59 [Chris] Oh. So what's next?
1716 01:22:01 Here, I'll grab that for you.
1717 01:22:03 -You got that? It's heavy.-I got it.
1718 01:22:05 It's all good.
1719 01:22:06 [Brooke whispers] Thank you.
1720 01:22:09 Just one more hug, one more hug.
1721 01:22:12 -Thank you for everything.-[laughs]
1722 01:22:14 -It was just so sweet. Thank you.-Oh!
1723 01:22:16 -You're a doll.-[Chris] Thank you so much.
1724 01:22:18 That was the best Christmas ever.
1725 01:22:47 [Brooke] You'd know if she wasn't,let me tell you.
1726 01:22:50 [Brooke and Chris laugh]
1727 01:22:53 We'll see you at home, huh?
1728 01:22:54 Okay.
1729 01:22:58 Zara.
1730 01:23:01 Zara, what's wrong?
1731 01:23:04 Nothing. I'm good. I'll see you at home.
1732 01:23:07 Yeah.
1733 01:23:09 Okay. Drive safe.
1734 01:23:11 You too.
1735 01:23:40 -[Brooke] Yes.-[Chris] Yeah.
1736 01:23:41 [Brooke] Can we?I know who can help…
1737 01:23:43 [conversation continues indistinctly]
1738 01:23:53 [Chris] Yeah, that'll be fun.
1739 01:23:55 [Brooke] Yeah, sure.
1740 01:23:57 I'd go. I'd like a dance.
1741 01:23:59 [chuckles]
1742 01:24:00 Hey, baby.
1743 01:24:01 We were thinking of ordering in.What do you think of Thai food?
1744 01:24:05 -I'm starving.-Mmm.
1745 01:24:07 I don't think you should stay, Chris.
1746 01:24:10 -Hmm?-Zara, come on.
1747 01:24:11 [chuckles] What's wrong?
1748 01:24:13 You almost had me fooled, man.
1749 01:24:16 This whole holiday.
1750 01:24:17 You've almost got away with it.
1751 01:24:20 -Okay.-What're you talking about?
1752 01:24:22 You just wantedto have some fun with my mom,
1753 01:24:24 spend the holidays with someone,didn't care who.
1754 01:24:26 All right, let's not say thingsthat we're gonna regret.
1755 01:24:29 You think that you know him and you don't.You don't know him.
1756 01:24:32 Do you know that he has meorder $500 lotion from Japan
1757 01:24:36 shipped out just for his elbows.
1758 01:24:38 -Okay.-I have eczema there.
1759 01:24:39 Or that he forces me to make gift basketsfor his dogs on their birthdays
1760 01:24:44 and half birthdays,
1761 01:24:45 but I have to pay for them myself,or they won't be surprised.
1762 01:24:49 That's the whole pointis to surprise them.
1763 01:24:51 -I don't…-I don't even…
1764 01:24:52 -[Zara] I could…-What?
1765 01:24:53 God, he's asked meto get him cleaner air or I'd be fired.
1766 01:24:56 One time. That was one time.
1767 01:24:58 What about how anytime I mess anything up,
1768 01:25:01 I have to write him an apology letter.
1769 01:25:04 And even if I don't mess up,he just kind of wants one.
1770 01:25:07 Is that true?
1771 01:25:09 But God, I got carried away.
1772 01:25:11 That's not even what I wanted to say.
1773 01:25:13 The thing that I'm most upset about
1774 01:25:15 is how every timehe breaks up with a woman,
1775 01:25:17 every time…
1776 01:25:20 he gets themthe same pair of diamond earrings.
1777 01:25:25 And he's already bought them for you.
1778 01:25:26 What are you talking about?That's not true.
1779 01:25:29 No, don't.
1780 01:25:31 Oh, my God.
1781 01:25:33 [hesitates]
1782 01:25:34 Wait. Wait a second.
1783 01:25:36 Zara, that's not…Hey, listen, those were a gift. Okay?
1784 01:25:39 Before I thought of the book,
1785 01:25:41 I… I panicked…
1786 01:25:43 -and I didn't know what to get you.-Can you just stop?
1787 01:25:45 Just stop, Chris.
1788 01:25:48 Did he take you to New York Street, Mom?
1789 01:25:53 [Chris sighs]
1790 01:25:58 Oh.
1791 01:26:02 I need you to leave.
1792 01:26:03 -Brooke, I---She asked you to leave, Chris.
1793 01:26:05 I need you to leave now.
1794 01:26:18 All right.
1795 01:26:37 [door opens, closes]
1796 01:26:41 [Brooke] Well, that was humiliating.
1797 01:26:48 How'd you know about the New York Street?
1798 01:26:50 Because I'm usually the one
1799 01:26:52 who has to call the studio guardto let him on the lot.
1800 01:26:55 Hmm.
1801 01:26:58 This… I don't know.
1802 01:27:01 This was… Turned messy,and I don't think I handled it well,
1803 01:27:06 but I needed you to knowwhat he was really like.
1804 01:27:09 And you know what he's really like.
1805 01:27:11 Yeah, I know him very well.
1806 01:27:16 But somehow,after two years of working for him
1807 01:27:18 and actually caring about him,
1808 01:27:21 he doesn't know me at all.
1809 01:27:23 Maybe I don't know you either.
1810 01:27:25 I wish you hadn't done it this way.
1811 01:27:32 This is…
1812 01:27:33 [ice cubes clattering]
1813 01:27:41 [knocking at door]
1814 01:27:48 I don't even knowwhere to start right now.
1815 01:27:51 I, like… Ugh.
1816 01:27:53 I found earringsin Chris's bag for my mom.
1817 01:27:56 And you know what that means for…
1818 01:27:57 Zara, can you just stop, please?
1819 01:27:59 For, like, a second.
1820 01:28:01 Where's Malcolm?
1821 01:28:03 Can I just sleep in your bed tonightif he's gone?
1822 01:28:05 Malcolm and I broke up.
1823 01:28:07 Like, ten days ago.
1824 01:28:09 What?
1825 01:28:11 What? I was staying with you guys.I was here.
1826 01:28:13 You were together before I left.
1827 01:28:15 No, we weren't!
1828 01:28:16 Okay? I just… I didn't tell you.
1829 01:28:19 -Why not?-I don't know.
1830 01:28:21 I didn't think you had the capacityto worry about me.
1831 01:28:25 Or care, frankly. Just…
1832 01:28:27 Are you trying to saythat I don't care about you?
1833 01:28:29 Well, it's been a lotabout you lately, Zar.
1834 01:28:33 And actually, no, not just lately.
1835 01:28:36 I know that you're upsetand that you didn't mean that.
1836 01:28:39 But, like, that is so mean.
1837 01:28:40 No, actually, I do mean that.
1838 01:28:43 Okay?'Cause I told you that we were fighting.
1839 01:28:45 And not once did you ask if I was okay.
1840 01:28:48 You really think… you really thinkI'm that horrible of a friend
1841 01:28:51 that I wouldn't carewhat you're going through?
1842 01:28:53 You hear yourself, right?
1843 01:28:56 You're literally making itabout yourself right now
1844 01:28:59 as I'm telling you this.
1845 01:29:00 It's all about how I'm making you feel.
1846 01:29:02 And it's exhausting.
1847 01:29:05 I love you, I do. But I am exhausted.
1848 01:29:10 I just… I can't.
1849 01:29:13 I can't. I can't anymore.
1850 01:29:24 ["Present Without a Bow" playing]
1851 01:29:43 ♪ We've been moving too fast ♪
1852 01:29:45 -Hey, Zara.-Hey, Mila.
1853 01:29:48 It's okay.
1854 01:29:50 ♪ Come and sit by the fire ♪
1855 01:29:53 ♪ Stop rushing around ♪
1856 01:29:56 ♪ 'Cause this time of year ♪
1857 01:30:00 ♪ It's meant for two ♪
1858 01:30:02 ♪ So don't leave me lonely ♪
1859 01:30:06 ♪ If I don't have you ♪
1860 01:30:09 ♪ The holiday'sJust another day that's cold ♪
1861 01:30:12 ♪ Standing all alone under the mistletoe ♪
1862 01:30:15 ♪ I don't feel the cheer ♪
1863 01:30:18 ♪ Ooh, without you here ♪
1864 01:30:21 ♪ There's no red and white stripesOn a candy cane ♪
1865 01:30:25 ♪ Silent NightJust wouldn't sound the same ♪
1866 01:30:28 ♪ Where'd the magic go? ♪
1867 01:30:29 ♪ All I know is me without you ♪
1868 01:30:32 ♪ Is like a present without a bow ♪
1869 01:30:41 Hi.
1870 01:30:46 Happy New Year.
1871 01:30:47 ♪ Before we knowThe wreath will come down ♪
1872 01:30:55 Hi.
1873 01:30:56 This is for what I can only imaginehas been a really shitty break up
1874 01:31:01 and for what I know for a facthas been… has been a shitty friend.
1875 01:31:08 You're such a bitch, you regifted this.
1876 01:31:10 I'm the worst.
1877 01:31:11 There's no redeeming qualities.
1878 01:31:13 The only thing you're good at is snacks.
1879 01:31:15 ♪ Standing all alone under the mistletoe ♪
1880 01:31:19 ♪ I don't feel the cheer ♪
1881 01:31:22 -Happy New Year.-Happy New Year.
1882 01:31:25 ♪ There's no red and white stripesOn a candy cane ♪
1883 01:31:28 ♪ And Silent NightJust wouldn't sound the same ♪
1884 01:31:31 ♪ Where'd the magic go? ♪
1885 01:31:33 [chimes]
1886 01:31:34 ♪ All I know is me without youIs like a present without a bow ♪
1887 01:31:41 Is it your mom?
1888 01:31:49 [sighs]
1889 01:31:59 [exhales]
1890 01:32:00 [indistinct chatter]
1891 01:32:04 You could have beenhead of Bloomingdale's,
1892 01:32:07 but you're here.And you're about to get blown up.
1893 01:32:10 We have a problem.
1894 01:32:12 [knocks on door]
1895 01:32:13 Chris? It's Zara.
1896 01:32:22 What's going on?
1897 01:32:28 Chris?
1898 01:32:29 What am I doing?
1899 01:32:32 What business do I haveplaying a good guy?
1900 01:32:37 Anyone that I've ever loved or cared aboutwon't even talk to me.
1901 01:32:42 I should be playing the bad guy.
1902 01:32:44 You're not a bad guy, Chris.
1903 01:32:48 [sighs]
1904 01:32:50 You just act like one sometimes.
1905 01:32:53 Does she hate me?
1906 01:32:54 No, she doesn't hate you.
1907 01:32:56 She's busy.
1908 01:32:59 She's moving to Princetonto teach spring semester.
1909 01:33:02 Oh.
1910 01:33:04 Yeah.
1911 01:33:06 [sighs] Zara.
1912 01:33:11 I know you're not gonna believe me,but those earrings,
1913 01:33:15 they were just earrings.
1914 01:33:19 Okay, look, it did cross my mind
1915 01:33:22 to end things with your mom,but only out of habit,
1916 01:33:24 because I always run from somethingwhen it's too good for me.
1917 01:33:28 Then I got the ideato put that book together for her,
1918 01:33:30 and I kept thinking abouthow good it'd make her feel
1919 01:33:33 and how all I wanted to dowas make her feel good and…
1920 01:33:37 I forgot.
1921 01:33:41 I forgot about the earrings.I forgot they were even in my bag.
1922 01:33:46 And the lot, come on, the lot,you know, that's my go-to place
1923 01:33:50 when I'm away from photographers,it's the only place that I can go.
1924 01:33:54 I don't have many places where I can…
1925 01:34:01 Not easy dating me.
1926 01:34:06 [sighs] Or working for you.
1927 01:34:08 Well…
1928 01:34:10 Yeah.
1929 01:34:14 I know it's too late, but…
1930 01:34:17 Maybe you could tell her someday.
1931 01:34:23 Zara, New York…
1932 01:34:25 No, I… I took that way too far.
1933 01:34:31 I'm really sorry.
1934 01:34:33 Well, it was different with your mom.
1935 01:34:36 Like, what… Why was it different with her?
1936 01:34:40 [sighs] I've never fallen in lovein New York before.
1937 01:34:48 You're still quitting after this?
1938 01:34:50 Yeah.
1939 01:34:51 I'll make sureyou're taken care of though.
1940 01:34:55 You always do.
1941 01:34:59 Think you're gonna be readyto boogie in, like, 15?
1942 01:35:02 Yeah. Yeah. I was born ready.
1943 01:35:10 All right.
1944 01:35:11 [grunts]
1945 01:35:15 Hey, Zara.
1946 01:35:16 Yeah.
1947 01:35:18 Thanks.
1948 01:35:21 You're good at this producer thing.
1949 01:35:33 [door closes]
1950 01:35:50 -Hey.-Hi.
1951 01:35:53 -Jeez, you're… You're going, huh?-Just getting organized.
1952 01:35:57 If you want any of these or Genie does,let me know before I donate them.
1953 01:36:03 How's the movie going?
1954 01:36:06 Okay, Mom, why did you…
1955 01:36:08 Why did you take this Princeton job?
1956 01:36:10 Because I need a change.
1957 01:36:12 And it's gonna be a reliefnot to have to write for a while.
1958 01:36:16 Why?
1959 01:36:16 It has nothing to do with Chris, does it?
1960 01:36:19 No. You were right about him.
1961 01:36:23 I…
1962 01:36:27 Yeah, I… [sighs]He made me do those things.
1963 01:36:30 The apology letters, all-- all of it.
1964 01:36:33 But… I… I don't know, like…
1965 01:36:38 Over the course of our lives,
1966 01:36:41 God, I made you doso much worse than that.
1967 01:36:45 When I was seven, I made you carry methe entire way up the Eiffel Tower.
1968 01:36:48 Oh, my God, that's right.
1969 01:36:50 And you screamed the whole way.
1970 01:36:52 And then I made you sit with meuntil I fell asleep
1971 01:36:54 every single nightuntil I was 12 years old.
1972 01:36:57 [Brooke] Mmm.
1973 01:36:58 You never got paid for that.
1974 01:37:01 You never asked for anything back ever.
1975 01:37:07 When [sniffles] Dad died,
1976 01:37:09 I was just thismiserable little 13-year-old
1977 01:37:14 who took all of my problems out on you.
1978 01:37:17 I think about all these kids
1979 01:37:18 who have these big, big dreams,the size of the ocean,
1980 01:37:23 and parents tell them they can't do it.
1981 01:37:28 And there's you.
1982 01:37:30 I know that whatever I do with my life…
1983 01:37:36 I have you…
1984 01:37:40 and I'm really lucky.
1985 01:37:42 And I don't knowwhy it took me this long to realize
1986 01:37:45 your happinessdoesn't take anything away from me.
1987 01:37:50 It should be givenand you deserve to feel happy,
1988 01:37:55 and you deserve to feel aliveand to feel seen.
1989 01:38:03 And I finally… I see you, Mom.
1990 01:38:05 I really do.
1991 01:38:10 [chuckles]
1992 01:38:13 Mmm.
1993 01:38:16 Hey.
1994 01:38:19 I love being your mothermore than anything in this world.
1995 01:38:23 I know.
1996 01:38:29 -So…-Yes?
1997 01:38:34 Not to change the subject, but…
1998 01:38:37 Change it, quick.
1999 01:38:40 What about Chris?
2000 01:38:42 Oh! No, no, that is over.
2001 01:38:44 It's over. Done.
2002 01:38:48 Back to real life.
2003 01:38:49 [sighs]
2004 01:39:05 [Zara] And I knowyou're not into pasta lately.
2005 01:39:08 Is semolina flour supposed to be better?
2006 01:39:10 [Chris] It's nothing to do with the flour.
2007 01:39:12 They're carbohydrates.I'm allergic to carbohydrates.
2008 01:39:14 No one is allergic to carbohydrates.You might have a gluten thing--
2009 01:39:17 [Chris] Most people are allergicto carbohydrates.
2010 01:39:19 You sure about this?
2011 01:39:20 Chris, it's gonna be fine.
2012 01:39:24 Trust me. It's time.
2013 01:39:26 -Come on.-Honestly, I think I'm gonna stay in here.
2014 01:39:29 Don't… Give me my purse.
2015 01:39:31 Come on. Come on, let's go.
2016 01:39:33 I promise, it's… We'll have fun.Gonna have a good time.
2017 01:39:43 Yeah, yeah.
2018 01:39:44 No. Come on. Come on.
2019 01:39:46 No, no, no. It's gonna be great.
2020 01:39:48 Look, no one cares.
2021 01:39:50 You're just a guy in a velvet jacket,walking into a grocery store.
2022 01:39:54 -[Chris] This is suede.-Suede? Okay, well, you know.
2023 01:40:02 No one's noticing me.
2024 01:40:04 You're handling it really well.
2025 01:40:09 What's going on?
2026 01:40:11 I don't know.Everyone's normal-ing, I guess, today.
2027 01:40:17 No way!
2028 01:40:20 Yes!
2029 01:40:32 Okay. What are they called again?
2030 01:40:34 Kiwano. Horned melons.
2031 01:40:37 What are they for?
2032 01:40:38 For my dementia.
2033 01:40:39 Okay, you don't even have dementia.
2034 01:40:42 Because I eat horned melonsand they only sell them at this store.
2035 01:40:45 So hop to it. I need three.
2036 01:40:48 All right, I'll be back.
2037 01:40:54 Do you want any of your, uh,organic avocados?
2038 01:40:58 Yeah, obviously.
2039 01:41:00 These are all organic?
2040 01:41:01 [Zara] I think so. Oh!
2041 01:41:03 Oh, jeez! Chris, come on.
2042 01:41:04 [Chris] I thought these came in potions.
2043 01:41:10 Brooke?
2044 01:41:13 Hi. [chuckles nervously]
2045 01:41:15 -Uh…-What are you doing here?
2046 01:41:17 Um, Leila said that she urgently neededsome horned melons
2047 01:41:22 and this was gonna cure her dementia,
2048 01:41:24 which I now realizeis absolutely ridiculous.
2049 01:41:26 Zara, come on. What are you doing?
2050 01:41:28 Okay, this is… How do I say this?
2051 01:41:31 How do I say this?
2052 01:41:32 Gosh. Um, I was wrong.
2053 01:41:34 And I'm sorry.
2054 01:41:37 Yeah. That was tough.
2055 01:41:41 Well, I… I mean, I'm sorry.
2056 01:41:42 I'm sorry. I was way out of line.
2057 01:41:44 I was a little…
2058 01:41:45 Enough. We're all sorry,we love each other, and it's really cute.
2059 01:41:49 We love each other. Great.
2060 01:41:50 We're wrong and sorry, I love it.
2061 01:41:52 Listen, none of this is normal at all,and I honestly think that's why it works.
2062 01:41:57 Against all odds,you guys are kind of cute together.
2063 01:42:01 It's not necessarily what I imaginedfor either of you, but I just…
2064 01:42:05 I wanted to tell youthat I think you deserve a real shot
2065 01:42:10 and I'm-- I'm done standing in the way.
2066 01:42:12 So you just produced us?Did we just get produced?
2067 01:42:15 -Good, isn't she?-Yes.
2068 01:42:16 Very good. She's my daughter.
2069 01:42:18 Well, you know,I'm just gonna mosey on this way.
2070 01:42:21 -Yeah. Okay. Mmm-hmm.-Have fun, you two.
2071 01:42:23 Listen, I don't knowwhat she was planning,
2072 01:42:25 but this is, I mean, truly,I had nothing to do with it.
2073 01:42:28 Can I just say one thing? Just one thing.
2074 01:42:31 Yeah, yeah, of course. What?
2075 01:42:35 I've spent a lot of my lifetaking people for granted.
2076 01:42:39 Okay? And honestly, Brooke,until I met you,
2077 01:42:43 I didn't know what that made me.
2078 01:42:47 What does that make you?
2079 01:42:49 An island of one.
2080 01:42:56 I don't want to bean island of one, Brooke.
2081 01:42:59 I don't have the infrastructure for that.
2082 01:43:20 I don't know what this is. It's just…
2083 01:43:23 It's… Chris, it's a long shot.
2084 01:43:27 What? Who cares?Is that any reason not to take it?
2085 01:43:34 I suppose the end is none of our business.
2086 01:43:36 Why are we even talking about the end?
2087 01:43:38 -We haven't started yet.-[chuckles]
2088 01:43:42 Come on.
2089 01:43:44 Okay. What do you wanna do?
2090 01:43:47 You really wanna know what I wanna do?
2091 01:43:50 Brooke, I would like to get a cart,
2092 01:43:53 and I would like to make a list,
2093 01:43:55 and I'd like to goto the cereal section over there
2094 01:43:58 because it looks amazing,and I would like--
2095 01:44:01 You've never seen the cereal section?
2096 01:44:03 Not like that. This store is insane.
2097 01:44:05 This is the coolest store I've been in.I'm not joking.
2098 01:44:07 I don't get a chanceto go shopping very often.
2099 01:44:10 I definitely don't get a chance togo shopping with someone that I like.
2100 01:44:16 So can we just start there?
2101 01:44:20 It seems likea pretty good place to start.
2102 01:44:38 Go rainstorms! Go, go, go.
2103 01:44:48 Go thunder.
2104 01:44:51 [thunder rumbling over speakers]
2105 01:44:58 Let them stay as long as they want.
2106 01:45:00 Extras' overtime is on Chris.
2107 01:45:02 -Thank you.-Mmm-hmm.
2108 01:45:13 Hey, excuse me. Who's in there?
2109 01:45:15 Is it Chris Cole? Is that true?
2110 01:45:18 Don't know what you are talking about.
2111 01:45:19 Only people in thereare my mom and her boyfriend.
2112 01:45:40 [indistinct]
2113 01:45:54 [indistinct]
2114 01:45:57 Okay, let's shoot it.
2115 01:46:00 I did. Um…
2116 01:46:01 Could you please get mea digital copy sent to me and the director
2117 01:46:05 and then another print copy for Chris'cause he won't read digital?
2118 01:46:09 Also, I'd love to get on the phonewith the line producer.
2119 01:46:12 I need to talk about the new one-liner.
2120 01:46:14 I've got a couple questions.
2121 01:46:16 Also, I'd love a hot coffeewhenever you get a chance.
2122 01:46:19 -You got it.-Thank you.
2123 01:46:23 -What time is call tonight?-Uh, 7:00 p.m.
2124 01:46:26 -Are you ready for the night shoot?-Yeah, of course I am.
2125 01:46:30 Never seen you stay awakethrough an entire night…
2126 01:46:32 That's not what your mom said.
2127 01:46:35 Oh!
2128 01:46:36 Wait. That's not what I meant.
2129 01:46:37 Get out!
2130 01:46:38 Get out of my office.
2131 01:46:40 -I didn't mean your mom.-No, no, no, no.
2132 01:46:42 -You know what I was getting at?-Uh! Uh…
2133 01:46:44 I was kidding.
2134 01:46:45 Shut up.
2135 01:46:49 -Sorry.-Don't come back in here.
2136 01:46:51 -Sorry.-Nope.
2137 01:46:53 See you tonight.
2138 01:46:54 -Okay. Love you.-Love you too.
2139 01:46:56 ♪ Wait 'til I turn my love on ♪
2140 01:46:59 ♪ Wait 'til, wait 'tilWait 'til I turn my love on ♪
2141 01:47:03 ♪ I'm no cheap thrill ♪
2142 01:47:04 ♪ I'm a rollercoaster ride, babyJump on ♪
2143 01:47:07 ♪ Come on, come on'Cause, baby, if you can't tell ♪
2144 01:47:10 ♪ You're what I wanna love on, oh ♪
2145 01:47:12 ♪ Wait 'til I turn my love on ♪
2146 01:47:15 ♪ Wait 'til, wait 'tilWait 'til I turn my love on ♪
2147 01:47:19 ♪ You'll get your thrill ♪
2148 01:47:21 ♪ Just promiseYou'll be patient with the outcome ♪
2149 01:47:24 ♪ Oh, come on'Cause, baby, if you can't tell ♪
2150 01:47:27 ♪ You're what I wanna love on, oh ♪
2151 01:47:29 ♪ Wait 'til I ♪
2152 01:47:32 ♪ Oh yeah, wait 'til I ♪
2153 01:47:41 ♪ Baby, if you can't tell ♪
2154 01:47:43 ♪ You're what I wanna love on, oh ♪