借口公司2 Alibi.com 2(2023)英文字幕预览

1 00:01:12 What was Alibi.com?
2 00:01:14 It was a company that could fixall your problems.
3 00:01:21 Fed up with a deadbeat husband?
4 00:01:28 We had the solution!
5 00:01:34 How long is your quarantine?
6 00:01:36 The doctors say
7 00:01:38 at least a week.
8 00:01:40 All well with the kids?
9 00:01:42 Fine. But I must admit,I miss you too!
10 00:01:45 I have to go for my meds.
11 00:01:47 Good luck.
12 00:01:50 No money for a TV show?
13 00:01:53 We were there for you.
14 00:01:54 This show is a lifelong dream.
15 00:01:56 Soon, I'll be on the other sideof the world.
16 00:02:01 All doors for departure,
17 00:02:03 prepare for take-off.
18 00:02:08 After an 8-hour flight and drive,
19 00:02:10 we finally arrive
20 00:02:11 among the Watibou tribe.
21 00:02:19 It's another world.
22 00:02:21 Move your car, asshole!
23 00:02:23 Sick of being the school loser?
24 00:02:26 DORK
25 00:02:27 What a dork!
26 00:02:29 We took care of it.
27 00:02:33 Who's that girl?
28 00:02:36 Are you kidding?
29 00:02:37 You cheated with him?
30 00:02:39 Leave her alone.
31 00:02:40 You wanna get a "Will Smith"?
32 00:02:46 Shit, he nuked him!
33 00:02:52 He's so hot.
34 00:02:53 There were three of us.
35 00:02:56 I was the brains.
36 00:02:57 Augustin, the tech whiz,was the hacker.
37 00:03:00 Medi was the smooth-talker.
38 00:03:02 In short, that was Alibi.com,
39 00:03:05 which I closed,to save my relationship.
40 00:03:07 Although life now isa bit less exciting.
41 00:03:18 I'm bored!
42 00:03:20 Want to make a model?
43 00:03:22 Something less geriatric?
44 00:03:24 What do you mean? Hang on.
45 00:03:26 You could focus on me instead...
46 00:03:30 I'd love to, honey.
47 00:03:33 As soon as I'm done.
48 00:03:34 I need it for the club tonight.
49 00:03:39 It's them.
50 00:03:41 Hey, guys!
51 00:03:43 Hi, Greg! How are you?
52 00:03:45 How's the aircraft carrier?
53 00:03:48 - Is it done?- What?
54 00:03:49 What was that?
55 00:03:50 The aircraft carrier?
56 00:03:52 Coming along.I'll add it to the fleet soon.
57 00:03:55 I just glued on my fourth chimney.
58 00:03:59 Someone's at the door!
59 00:04:40 Surprise!
60 00:04:43 Hello.
61 00:04:46 Oh shit.
62 00:04:49 Mr. Comard is a little upset.
63 00:04:51 Looky stole his phone again.
64 00:04:53 Sorry, Mr. Comard.
65 00:04:55 Yes, I'm very upset.
66 00:04:57 Don't let it happen again.
67 00:04:58 Or, next time, it's beddy-byes doggy.
68 00:05:01 Really?
69 00:05:02 - We'll be careful.- Fine.
70 00:05:05 Right.
71 00:05:13 - Dessert?- Sure.
72 00:05:14 Can you get me the fondant?I'll be back.
73 00:05:17 Thanks.
74 00:05:24 All set and ready?
75 00:05:25 Yes, sir.
76 00:05:27 Thanks.
77 00:05:42 Hi, Dad.
78 00:05:43 Congratulations to the bride-to-be!
79 00:05:47 What do you mean?
80 00:05:48 I told you,
81 00:05:50 it's too soon to call.
82 00:05:51 I'll call you later, Florence.
83 00:05:55 Oops.
84 00:06:17 WILL YOU MARRY ME
85 00:06:27 Yes!
86 00:06:28 I will, my love!
87 00:06:50 Will you marry me, Flo?
88 00:06:56 Yes.
89 00:07:01 Come here.
90 00:07:10 It was the worst proposal.
91 00:07:13 But I'm the happiest woman ever.
92 00:07:15 Your father's was worse.
93 00:07:17 He said, "Want to pay less tax?
94 00:07:19 Will you marry me?"
95 00:07:21 I made up for it at the wedding.We have the film.
96 00:07:24 I want to see!
97 00:07:25 Darling,
98 00:07:27 are you sure about this?
99 00:07:29 He did create an alibifor your father's affair.
100 00:07:34 That was a bit cheeky.
101 00:07:41 I'll go repair the gate.
102 00:07:45 He's been down since Alibi.
103 00:07:47 He needs time.
104 00:07:49 But we haven't laughed in ages.
105 00:07:51 I laugh when I see your Dad shower.
106 00:07:53 I heard that!
107 00:07:55 I was thinking,
108 00:07:56 what about a vegan menu?
109 00:07:58 Please, no.
110 00:07:59 I already live in a zoo
111 00:08:01 since your Mum turned animal rights.
112 00:08:03 It had a broken wing!
113 00:08:05 Not the bird, I meant the monkey
114 00:08:08 that broke the gate.
115 00:08:10 I couldn't leave it!
116 00:08:11 They used it to test plastic surgery.
117 00:08:15 No kidding. Just look at it.
118 00:08:17 Cheeta Kardashian...
119 00:08:19 There he is.
120 00:08:21 To the future Mrs. Van Huffel.
121 00:08:24 We'll finally meet your parents!
122 00:08:28 About time you stopped hiding them.
123 00:08:32 Since they separated,I don't see them much.
124 00:08:36 I might not invite them.
125 00:08:39 That's impossible.
126 00:08:40 It's the biggest day of your life!
127 00:08:43 You marry into a family.
128 00:08:45 For us, family is sacred.
129 00:08:56 It's happening now,
130 00:08:57 the biggest soccer transferin history.
131 00:09:00 Paris has spent 300 million euros
132 00:09:02 to recruit this new star,already a Golden Ball.
133 00:09:05 He's landing right now,here in Paris,
134 00:09:08 all the world press are waiting.
135 00:09:10 Hello,
136 00:09:12 I'll take your bags.
137 00:09:14 I'm glad you've come to Paris.
138 00:09:16 Now we'll win the Champions League!
139 00:09:19 It's that way.
140 00:09:43 It's just a minor sprain, Idriss.
141 00:09:46 Will you still be ableto play Auxerre on Sunday?
142 00:09:49 - Been there long?- Three months.
143 00:09:52 I was training to be a pilot.
144 00:09:54 Shit.
145 00:09:55 How's Medi? What's he up to?
146 00:09:57 His narcolepsy meds
147 00:09:59 gave him insomnia, so he quit.
148 00:10:02 Now he gets fired all the time.
149 00:10:04 His last job was car racing.
150 00:10:06 Handbrake U-turn. On my signal.
151 00:10:08 Handbrake!
152 00:10:12 Accelerate again.
153 00:10:14 Two seconds behind.
154 00:10:16 Go on, accelerate.
155 00:10:18 Accelerate... accelerate...
156 00:10:22 Now where?
157 00:10:23 Where? Medi!
158 00:10:31 He switched again.
159 00:10:33 They've not noticed yet.
160 00:10:35 Where's he working?
161 00:10:37 There.
162 00:10:38 POST OFFICE
163 00:10:43 You're back on your meds?
164 00:10:44 Yes. I want to change jobs.
165 00:10:46 Why are we here?
166 00:10:50 Wanna be my witnesses?
167 00:10:54 Congratulations!
168 00:10:56 You were anti-marriage!
169 00:10:57 Sure, you saw my parents.
170 00:10:59 You must be so happy.
171 00:11:01 Yes and no.
172 00:11:02 My in-laws want to meet my parents.
173 00:11:04 - Oh shit.- Definitely.
174 00:11:07 We can make an alibi family!
175 00:11:09 Like we did for DSK's son.
176 00:11:12 No way. Alibi is over.
177 00:11:14 I almost lost Flo because of that.
178 00:11:17 You've no choice.
179 00:11:18 It's your parents, or a last alibi.
180 00:11:34 Son!
181 00:11:36 How are you, Dad?
182 00:11:37 How are you, champ?
183 00:11:40 Still handsome.
184 00:11:41 You're doing well.
185 00:11:43 Gotta great deal on this house.
186 00:11:45 Nasty divorce,the couple had to sell fast.
187 00:11:48 Marriage is such bullshit.
188 00:11:52 It's so good to see you, darling!
189 00:11:56 What's up?
190 00:11:57 I came to ask,
191 00:12:00 would you accept to see Dad again,without fighting?
192 00:12:05 I'm not the problem.It's your crooked father.
193 00:12:08 You'll have to checkhe's not in jail.
194 00:12:11 It's not me.It's your psycho Mum.
195 00:12:14 A chronic liar.
196 00:12:15 She says I'm a con artist.
197 00:12:18 But if you see her naked,that's the real con!
198 00:12:21 Tell me,
199 00:12:23 why must I see your Dad?
200 00:12:31 Darling, you're getting married!
201 00:12:35 That's wonderful,
202 00:12:37 wonderful!
203 00:12:39 Sorry to bother you. I'm a huge fan.
204 00:12:42 Can I have an autograph?
205 00:12:44 You are an icon of charm.
206 00:12:46 "Appoline and Louis, 16 cm,"of course!
207 00:12:52 I remember.
208 00:12:54 And this one.
209 00:12:55 "Scarbutt," goodness.
210 00:12:58 What fun.
211 00:12:59 And Rasta Wiener.
212 00:13:00 Rasta Wiener!
213 00:13:03 They were lovely guys.
214 00:13:06 There.- Thank you!
215 00:13:08 We're ready for the spaceship scene.
216 00:13:10 Sure.
217 00:13:12 I'm coming.
218 00:13:13 Camera.
219 00:13:14 Action.
220 00:13:15 "Appoline and the Sex-traterrestrial"
221 00:13:18 Act 3, scene 2, take 1.
222 00:13:20 I'm happy for you.
223 00:13:21 Thanks, Dad.
224 00:13:22 I hope you've saved up?
225 00:13:24 - For the wedding?- Divorce!
226 00:13:26 That costs the most.
227 00:13:29 Get the champagne, we'll celebrate.
228 00:13:59 Why's he in our house, Dad?
229 00:14:02 - Hello.- Honey...
230 00:14:04 Call the police!
231 00:14:09 Let's go! Get out of here!
232 00:14:15 Police.
233 00:14:16 There's been an intruder.Which one of you is it?
234 00:14:25 It's him.
235 00:14:32 Sorry, son,
236 00:14:33 but with my record,I'd go straight to jail.
237 00:14:36 I'm going to trialbecause of your shit!
238 00:14:39 The owners came back early...
239 00:14:43 People are so unreliable.
240 00:14:44 You're a pain.
241 00:14:46 This is our wedding castle!
242 00:14:48 - It's beautiful.- Nice, right?
243 00:14:51 I have some big news.
244 00:14:53 This isn't your coming out?
245 00:14:56 My parents are coming.
246 00:14:58 That's great!
247 00:15:00 They can share the costs.
248 00:15:03 We should meet before the wedding.
249 00:15:06 Another bit of good news,
250 00:15:09 I found our wedding tape.
251 00:15:11 Want to see?
252 00:15:13 Let's go.
253 00:15:14 We found this crook
254 00:15:15 in our house.
255 00:15:17 Trafficking animals...
256 00:15:18 He sold cats and dogs,
257 00:15:20 passing them off as rare pets.
258 00:15:23 How awful!
259 00:15:24 I'm not violent,
260 00:15:26 but I'd punch that guy!
261 00:15:27 Right.
262 00:15:29 Shall we watch the wedding?
263 00:15:35 You played Eddy Mitchell?
264 00:15:37 You know your Mum's a fan.
265 00:15:39 G茅rard Martin,
266 00:15:41 will you take as your wife
267 00:15:43 Marl猫ne Jos茅phine Tiset,
268 00:15:47 here present?
269 00:15:50 Marl猫ne Jos茅phine Tiset,
270 00:15:54 will you take as your husband
271 00:15:57 G茅rard Martin,
272 00:15:59 here present?
273 00:16:03 Oh shit.
274 00:16:05 What the hell?
275 00:16:06 You taped porn over our wedding?
276 00:16:09 Erotica.
277 00:16:10 It's less...
278 00:16:11 It's more...
279 00:16:12 It's not the same.
280 00:16:13 - Dad, why?- Why?!
281 00:16:14 He loves that fake-boobed Barbie!
282 00:16:16 - They're real!- For real.
283 00:16:18 How do you know?
284 00:16:20 You're into her too?
285 00:16:21 No, you can just tell.
286 00:16:23 It's so strange.
287 00:16:25 I don't understand it.
288 00:16:26 Liar! She's your fantasy.
289 00:16:28 You had all her tapes.
290 00:16:30 You even gave me thatfor my birthday.
291 00:16:34 No...
292 00:16:35 It's the same?
293 00:16:36 - Yes.- I like the design.
294 00:16:38 You plunge down deep.
295 00:16:39 Well, you plunge...
296 00:16:40 You sit down.
297 00:16:42 Turn that crap off.
298 00:16:45 You're sick.
299 00:16:47 You marry into a family.
300 00:16:49 For us, family is sacred.
301 00:16:57 Emergency meeting!
302 00:17:13 I can't believe this.
303 00:17:18 If I bring my parents,then it's over, for sure.
304 00:17:21 I need alibi parents.
305 00:17:23 They must be absolutely perfect.
306 00:17:25 My father must be charming and funny.
307 00:17:28 I've got a good one.
308 00:17:30 What's the differencebetween cunnilingus
309 00:17:33 and a Swiss chalet?
310 00:17:36 The view!
311 00:17:39 Generous...
312 00:17:40 enjoy fine wines and, above all,
313 00:17:42 he must be an animal lover.
314 00:17:45 I love animals. Have lots.
315 00:17:47 Really?
316 00:17:49 I've got lamb,
317 00:17:51 elephant,
318 00:17:52 even some croc.
319 00:17:56 Sorry, sir,
320 00:17:57 but it won't work.
321 00:17:59 Is it because I am black?
322 00:18:04 Racist.
323 00:18:06 My Mum mustn't bephysically attractive.
324 00:18:09 No risk for my father-in-law.
325 00:18:11 Zero charisma, inconspicuous,
326 00:18:13 almost invisible.
327 00:18:15 When does she arrive?
328 00:18:17 I'm here.
329 00:18:19 It's been 30 minutes,but I didn't dare disturb.
330 00:18:25 Perfect!
331 00:18:26 Thank you.
332 00:18:30 I've got a contact for Patrick Fiori.
333 00:18:32 He could sing at the wedding.
334 00:18:35 Flo loves him.
335 00:18:36 Great, right?- If he sings for free.
336 00:18:39 Hi.
337 00:18:41 Sorry we're late.
338 00:18:42 Yes, sorry...
339 00:18:43 I see you've met my Mum?
340 00:18:47 I said hello when I arrived,but you didn't hear.
341 00:18:51 I didn't want to disturb.
342 00:18:53 Hello.
343 00:18:54 How was the journey from Brittany?
344 00:18:56 Not great, someone stole my...
345 00:18:58 What's going on outside?
346 00:19:00 It's in the tree!
347 00:19:02 An old lady's cat is stuck in a tree.
348 00:19:05 Move aside!
349 00:19:18 My love, Marl猫ne,
350 00:19:19 G茅rard,
351 00:19:21 meet my father.
352 00:19:32 - Son!- What's up, Dad?
353 00:19:34 Hello.
354 00:19:35 Marl猫ne, G茅rard,
355 00:19:36 I apologise for being late.
356 00:19:38 I had to check in,
357 00:19:39 then help an old ladyretrieve her poor cat.
358 00:19:43 We hadn't noticed.
359 00:19:45 We did. A bit.
360 00:19:46 - A drink?- Sure.
361 00:19:48 Thank you, Josette.
362 00:19:49 I owed you one.
363 00:19:51 You got my husbandinto a retirement home.
364 00:19:54 He was such a jerk.
365 00:19:56 Hello, pumpkin!
366 00:19:58 I hear you worked in South Africa?
367 00:20:01 Yes, I was lucky in business,
368 00:20:03 so now I devote myself
369 00:20:05 to work that earns less,but means more to me.
370 00:20:08 Like what?
371 00:20:10 I set up an anti-poaching charity.
372 00:20:14 Wonderful!
373 00:20:16 As Gandhi said,
374 00:20:17 "We can judge a nation..."
375 00:20:19 "...by the way it treats its animals."Exactly!
376 00:20:22 They say, a good quote...
377 00:20:26 always comes in Gandhi.
378 00:20:33 So, Dominique,
379 00:20:34 Greg said you work in media?
380 00:20:37 Yes, I sell discount TVs.
381 00:20:40 What was Greg like as a kid?Give us the dirt!
382 00:20:44 He was a shy kid.
383 00:20:45 He loved writing stories.
384 00:20:47 He was a shy kid.
385 00:20:50 He loved writing stories,
386 00:20:52 wanted to write films.
387 00:20:53 He loved Jean-Claude Van Damme.
388 00:20:55 He loved...
389 00:20:56 - Jean-Claude Van Damme.- Already?
390 00:20:59 Well!
391 00:21:00 You're here?
392 00:21:01 You too!
393 00:21:02 Our friend Maurice.
394 00:21:04 Why are you here?
395 00:21:06 On a date with a hot chick.
396 00:21:08 I think I'm closeto fulfilling one of my fantasies.
397 00:21:13 - Which one?- Group sex...
398 00:21:17 How many people?
399 00:21:18 Two would be a start.
400 00:21:20 Since you started online dating,
401 00:21:22 you're unstoppable.
402 00:21:24 - What's that?- Protein.
403 00:21:26 For my muscles.
404 00:21:28 Think this comes naturally?
405 00:21:31 - Can I take some wine?- Of course.
406 00:21:34 How come someone like youis still single?
407 00:21:38 DiCaprio is too.
408 00:21:39 That's true.
409 00:21:41 Actually, I'm single too and...
410 00:21:43 Congratulations, Flo and Greg!
411 00:21:46 I work at City Hall,
412 00:21:49 so I'll marry you!
413 00:21:52 My babe's here.
414 00:21:55 See you later.
415 00:21:56 Bye, Maurice.
416 00:22:04 Hi.
417 00:22:13 It went down the wrong way.
418 00:22:15 Great, Thierry.Now let's move on to phase 2.
419 00:22:21 The Pope told me
420 00:22:23 That making love
421 00:22:28 Out of wedlock
422 00:22:31 Is a sin
423 00:22:35 I had to announce the news
424 00:22:39 To my parish
425 00:22:43 I'm a priest
426 00:22:45 I took a dose of whisky
427 00:22:48 To help write my sermon
428 00:22:51 I passed a sleepless night
429 00:22:53 Asking too many questions
430 00:22:56 But at dawn...
431 00:22:58 I wish we'd met your Dad before.
432 00:23:01 A lot of wrong notes.
433 00:23:03 Sorry, but...
434 00:23:05 I ran to my flock
435 00:23:07 My dear brothers
436 00:23:08 My dear sisters
437 00:23:10 Join in the chorus with me
438 00:23:13 No Boogie-woogiebefore your evening prayers
439 00:23:19 The check, please.
440 00:23:21 The gentleman already paid.
441 00:23:23 Now love has become a mortal sin
442 00:23:26 Don't provoke your eternal father
443 00:23:29 No Boogie-woogiebefore your evening prayers
444 00:23:47 It's all going to plan.
445 00:23:48 What will you do with themafter the wedding?
446 00:23:52 I'll say they got back togetherand moved countries.
447 00:23:56 Now we move to step two.
448 00:23:58 Tell my real parents
449 00:23:59 the wedding is off.
450 00:24:04 Hi, Dad.
451 00:24:05 I can't talk, son.
452 00:24:07 I'm in a waiting room.
453 00:24:08 It's important.
454 00:24:09 I'll call you back.
455 00:24:12 I'll try my mother.
456 00:24:17 You okay, Mum?
457 00:24:19 I just popped by to seeyour Godmother Nathalie,
458 00:24:22 so she can fix the dressI bought for your wedding.
459 00:24:27 I'll go on video so you can see.
460 00:24:30 Do you like it?
461 00:24:31 It cost a fortune.
462 00:24:33 It's lovely, Mum, but...
463 00:24:35 And the shoes!
464 00:24:36 Aren't they lovely!
465 00:24:41 Satin and diamonds.
466 00:24:45 That's a funny face.Don't you like them?
467 00:24:48 They're lovely. But I have bad news.
468 00:24:51 The wedding's off.
469 00:24:52 What?
470 00:24:54 Why?
471 00:24:55 We split up.
472 00:24:56 It's all cancelled.
473 00:24:58 Cancelled...
474 00:25:00 But you seemed...
475 00:25:02 so happy about the wedding.
476 00:25:07 But...
477 00:25:09 What are you doing here?
478 00:25:10 Right.
479 00:25:12 What are you doing here?
480 00:25:14 Enough lying.Nathalie and I are in love.
481 00:25:17 Just like that!
482 00:25:18 Just as she inherits her fortune.
483 00:25:20 Her father died?
484 00:25:22 You're rich?
485 00:25:24 I had no idea.
486 00:25:25 Of course not.
487 00:25:26 You're a scumbag, a crook...
488 00:25:31 You're pathetic.
489 00:25:32 Son, save me! She's mad.
490 00:25:34 She's going to kill me!
491 00:25:36 Please...
492 00:25:38 With my best friend!
493 00:25:41 I'm so glad they're not coming.
494 00:25:43 Gotta go. I'm on trialfor animal trafficking.
495 00:25:47 Thanks, Dad.
496 00:25:48 Good luck.
497 00:25:56 Don't worry about your sentence.
498 00:25:58 With your record, I'm confident.
499 00:26:00 - Really?- Sure.
500 00:26:02 I know the judge.
501 00:26:03 He's nice.
502 00:26:04 Good luck.
503 00:26:19 How are you, Mr Comard?
504 00:26:20 Well.
505 00:26:22 Extremely well.
506 00:26:31 That sucks.
507 00:26:32 If you leave the housethe police come, right?
508 00:26:36 I'm lucky.I can walk to the mail box.
509 00:26:39 Delay the wedding?
510 00:26:40 I can't.
511 00:26:41 It's in under a week. Flo would flip.
512 00:26:44 It's paid. And my fake-Dadwon't be available.
513 00:26:47 What'll you do?
514 00:26:53 I have an idea.
515 00:26:55 The castle's gotta cancel.
516 00:26:58 So I need you.
517 00:27:01 Throw!
518 00:27:06 Shit! Damn chicken.
519 00:27:08 - Marco.- What?
520 00:27:09 Folk to see you.
521 00:27:10 What?
522 00:27:13 Waddya want?
523 00:27:15 Hello, we work at City Hall
524 00:27:17 and we've good news.
525 00:27:19 We've found you
526 00:27:20 some land where you can staya few months.
527 00:27:25 A castle?
528 00:27:27 For my daughter Jos茅e's wedding!
529 00:27:29 My wife'll be thrilled. Right, Jos茅e?
530 00:27:31 That's me!
531 00:27:32 They have the same name?
532 00:27:35 When I call for a beer,I get two.
533 00:27:38 That's my son, Jos茅.The youngest.
534 00:27:42 We'll head off.
535 00:27:43 - Good luck settling in.- Wait!
536 00:27:47 We thank those who help us.
537 00:27:49 We'll drink to celebrate.
538 00:27:50 It's 10 a.m.
539 00:27:52 So? It's never too late.
540 00:27:54 I'll tell you about Christophe
541 00:27:57 Who's not really very big
542 00:28:00 Marco, we're thirsty!
543 00:28:02 We're rusting up.
544 00:28:05 There's brandy in my trailer.
545 00:28:09 - What are you doing?- It's there.
546 00:28:12 Not that...
547 00:28:13 What is it?
548 00:28:15 That's brandy...
549 00:28:23 What's wrong?
550 00:28:25 My husband's left me.
551 00:28:29 Miguel.
552 00:28:30 Why?
553 00:28:32 I caught him with another womanin his arms.
554 00:28:38 So I ran him over with a truck.
555 00:28:42 I didn't know it was his Grandma.
556 00:28:45 Bummer.
557 00:28:48 Miguel... I miss him so much.
558 00:28:51 Who cares?
559 00:28:54 Let's find Jos茅e.
560 00:28:55 Which one?
561 00:28:57 Don't drink that, you moron!
562 00:28:59 You told me to take the brandy.
563 00:29:02 That's not brandy!
564 00:29:04 What is it?
565 00:29:09 The memory of past history...
566 00:29:23 Now, it's an orphan.
567 00:29:36 Medi, it's Greg.I'm calling Augustin too.
568 00:29:47 Okay, guys? Success?
569 00:29:48 Yeah, I think so.
570 00:30:00 Shit, I think I screwed up.
571 00:30:03 You didn't sleep with his wife?
572 00:30:05 I don't understand.
573 00:30:07 Are you nuts?You want to get us killed?
574 00:30:09 How could you be so stupid?
575 00:30:12 What about Greg? The mission?
576 00:30:18 I think I screwed up too.
577 00:30:20 You suck, we've got work.
578 00:30:22 Get here quickly.
579 00:30:23 Coming!
580 00:30:25 Squatters at the castle?
581 00:30:26 Yes, travelling folk.
582 00:30:28 Really?
583 00:30:29 The owners saythey won't be gone in time.
584 00:30:32 What will you do?
585 00:30:35 Apart from a campsite, I don't know.
586 00:30:37 Everything's booked up.
587 00:30:39 It'll be cheaper.
588 00:30:41 I'm not in the mood for jokes.
589 00:30:43 It wasn't a joke.
590 00:30:45 I'm so upset.
591 00:30:50 I'll call you back.
592 00:31:02 If we can't get married in a castle,
593 00:31:05 the castle comes to us.
594 00:31:08 Thank you. We'll honeymoon next door?
595 00:31:11 You don't like it? Really?
596 00:31:15 I even hurt my ankle.
597 00:31:16 I'm ready to work from home.
598 00:31:22 As long as I marry you, I'm happy.
599 00:31:27 It'll be my second-best day ever.
600 00:31:29 After our first time?
601 00:31:31 Make that the second...
602 00:31:33 The first was over so fast.
603 00:31:37 I kept thinking of my ex.
604 00:31:42 Seriously?
605 00:31:44 - No way.- I'm so clumsy.
606 00:31:47 My glass is empty.
607 00:31:48 That was so cold.
608 00:31:49 Thanks.
609 00:31:53 Now both sides match.
610 00:31:57 You're messing with me?
611 00:31:59 Watch out!
612 00:32:00 Or what?
613 00:32:01 You know who the boss is here.
614 00:32:29 - No.- Oh yes.
615 00:32:30 - Not my boat.- Put it down.
616 00:32:37 There, that's good. You see?
617 00:32:58 You're in for it!
618 00:33:03 Looky!
619 00:33:22 You sunk my ship?
620 00:33:24 It's the Titanic.
621 00:33:26 I said you were no match for me.
622 00:33:30 - You win.- By the way...
623 00:33:32 You'll pay for my extensionsfor the wedding,
624 00:33:35 of course.
625 00:33:46 So...
626 00:33:49 who's the boss?
627 00:33:51 Come to bed. We've got work tomorrow.
628 00:34:00 At home, the forests swayAnd the rooftops scrape the sky
629 00:34:05 The mountain streams are wildAnd the snows are eternal
630 00:34:11 At home, the wolves are at our doorsAnd the kids understand them
631 00:34:16 We hear the cries of New YorkAnd the boats on the Seine
632 00:34:22 I'll go wherever you want me to
633 00:34:24 I love your desires and your light
634 00:34:27 All landscapes look like youWhen you light them up
635 00:34:32 I'll go where you go
636 00:34:35 My country will be you
637 00:34:38 I'll go where you go
638 00:34:39 Whatever the placeWherever the place
639 00:34:43 Did I ever say I love you?
640 00:34:48 That's a shame.
641 00:35:04 Not too tight?
642 00:35:10 To the airport.
643 00:35:24 - Hi!- What are you doing?
644 00:35:27 How did you find me?
645 00:35:28 The invite!
646 00:35:30 You must be sad about the breakup.
647 00:35:33 We won't add to it by fighting.
648 00:35:35 So we've called a truce.
649 00:35:38 That's great.
650 00:35:39 I forgive you.
651 00:35:41 We'll talk later, I'm super busy.
652 00:35:43 We know about breakups. It's hard.
653 00:35:45 You can cry in front of us.We're your parents, son.
654 00:35:49 We're here.
655 00:35:50 It's better with Flo.
656 00:35:52 All good, madly in love. Really!
657 00:35:55 That's wonderful news.
658 00:35:58 Everything's fixed?
659 00:36:00 Looky, where's my bra?
660 00:36:02 Is that her?
661 00:36:04 Introduce us.
662 00:36:05 No. That's my neighbour. Not Flo.
663 00:36:08 I live in the house next door.
664 00:36:11 Like an idiot, I noted it wrong.
665 00:36:13 Actually, let's go inside.
666 00:36:16 Let's go.
667 00:36:18 Come in,
668 00:36:20 please.
669 00:36:28 I locked the keys inside.
670 00:36:30 We can't go in. Bummer...
671 00:36:32 Don't worry.
672 00:36:34 I do it all the time.
673 00:36:37 Great!
674 00:36:40 Locks are like riding a bike,you never forget.
675 00:36:43 There.
676 00:36:47 Welcome to my home.
677 00:36:48 It's big!
678 00:36:50 I'm dying to meetour future daughter-in-law.
679 00:36:53 She's out shopping.She'll be a while.
680 00:36:56 We've got time, we'll wait.
681 00:37:03 Augustin, it's me.
682 00:37:04 I'm in trouble. My parents are here.
683 00:37:07 I took them to the neighbour's house.
684 00:37:09 Isn't he in?
685 00:37:10 He's on vacation.
686 00:37:12 They're waiting for Floto return from shopping.
687 00:37:16 Play for time. We're on it.
688 00:37:18 Thanks!
689 00:37:31 You've reached Greg.
690 00:37:33 Leave a message.
691 00:37:41 Why are you wet?
692 00:37:43 Cheeta Kardashian playedwith the plumbing.
693 00:37:46 What happened to your hair?
694 00:37:48 I'll explain. I have to fix it.Come in.
695 00:37:54 Wouldn't you rather sit with us?
696 00:37:56 I've something in the oven.I'll stay here, just in case.
697 00:38:03 We're here.Your fake fianc茅e has arrived.
698 00:38:06 I'll be right back.
699 00:38:10 Hi.
700 00:38:24 Miguel?
701 00:38:25 No, I'm Greg. Got that?
702 00:38:26 Not Miguel, Greg.
703 00:38:28 Yes, sorry, Greg.
704 00:38:29 Be careful.
705 00:38:33 They've done a good job.Are you okay?
706 00:38:36 A bit stressed.
707 00:38:37 Don't worry, Shana. Just repeat
708 00:38:40 what I say in your earpiece. Okay?
709 00:38:44 Let's go.
710 00:38:49 Dad, Mum, meet Flo.She's just arrived.
711 00:38:53 She's been shopping.
712 00:38:55 We were waiting!
713 00:38:56 Pleased to meet you,
714 00:38:57 Daniel and Appoline.
715 00:38:59 Pleased to meet you,Daniel and Appoline.
716 00:39:02 Of course.
717 00:39:05 You're beautiful.
718 00:39:08 Lovely!
719 00:39:10 I love this photo.
720 00:39:11 I love this photo.
721 00:39:17 How are you, Flo?
722 00:39:18 Good! Why are you here?Have you seen Greg?
723 00:39:20 We kidnapped him.
724 00:39:22 For his stag party.
725 00:39:24 He's at the airport.
726 00:39:25 In the rush, we forgot his passport.
727 00:39:29 Heading where?
728 00:39:31 Marrakesh!
729 00:39:32 Marrakesh? Okay.
730 00:39:34 Let's go?
731 00:39:35 - You could've said.- It was last minute.
732 00:39:37 I brought you a gift.
733 00:39:42 Thanks, that's kind.
734 00:39:44 Thanks, that's kind.
735 00:39:48 What the fuck?
736 00:39:49 What the fuck?
737 00:39:54 It's a candle.
738 00:39:55 A scented candle.
739 00:39:57 Jasmine. Don't you like Jasmine?
740 00:40:00 I love Jasmine. It was a joke.
741 00:40:02 I love Jasmine. It was a joke.
742 00:40:05 Great!
743 00:40:07 Let's light it.
744 00:40:09 You'll see how nice it smells.
745 00:40:12 I'm so glad
746 00:40:13 you've both made up.
747 00:40:16 Did you make your cake to apologise?
748 00:40:19 Dad, I was eight...
749 00:40:20 Whenever Greg got into trouble,
750 00:40:23 he used to make us a cake...
751 00:40:27 Shit!
752 00:40:30 That's my car.
753 00:40:31 It's clamped now.
754 00:40:32 Unclamp it! I need it.
755 00:40:35 ...with candies spelling out
756 00:40:37 sorry, spelled SORREY.
757 00:40:41 I need my quota to payfor my holidays.
758 00:40:43 Screw your holidays!
759 00:40:45 Fuck off.
760 00:40:46 It was so sweet.
761 00:40:47 Fuck off.
762 00:40:54 She...
763 00:40:55 makes a lot of jokes.
764 00:40:59 We were worried!
765 00:41:01 Never a dull moment!
766 00:41:05 Get out, I'm off to the pound.
767 00:41:07 You're going nowhere!
768 00:41:08 A small hitch, I'll be back.
769 00:41:10 A small hitch,
770 00:41:12 I'll be back.
771 00:41:25 You're staying after all?
772 00:41:28 I'll take your kids on holiday!
773 00:41:41 It'll be fine this afternoon...
774 00:41:43 It'll be fine this afternoon,
775 00:41:45 across the Paris region.
776 00:41:48 Weather will be mixedfrom the northwest to the south.
777 00:41:51 In Brittany and the Loire,
778 00:41:53 skies will be overcast,
779 00:41:56 with low clouds dispersing to reveal
780 00:41:59 patches of sunshine.
781 00:42:02 Good to know.
782 00:42:09 Medi! We're not done!
783 00:42:11 And Happy Feast Day to all Raouls!
784 00:42:15 Of course.
785 00:42:17 I don't know any Raouls,but congrats!
786 00:42:19 Happy Feast Day, Raoul.
787 00:42:22 So,
788 00:42:23 in the end,
789 00:42:25 what's happening with the wedding?
790 00:42:28 It's postponed.
791 00:42:29 After our fight,I cancelled the castle.
792 00:42:32 It got booked up.
793 00:42:34 Now there's nothing availableuntil next year.
794 00:42:38 What a shame.
795 00:42:40 There must be a way.
796 00:42:42 Perhaps a nice hotel,
797 00:42:44 a guest house...
798 00:42:49 Stand back! Water!
799 00:42:51 That's alcohol!
800 00:42:53 Don't add kirsch. Greg!
801 00:42:57 Looky, the photo! Don't go in!
802 00:43:01 He's not home?
803 00:43:02 Greg? No, he's at his stag partyin Marrakesh.
804 00:43:06 Greg's parents are lovely.
805 00:43:08 His father is so handsome.
806 00:43:11 Such charisma!
807 00:43:13 He reminds me of my first love.
808 00:43:15 It wasn't Dad?
809 00:43:16 Men like flattery,
810 00:43:18 so I always said he deflowered me.
811 00:43:20 No way!
812 00:43:21 It was the '70s, darling,
813 00:43:23 we threw caution to the wind.It was yoohoo!
814 00:43:29 Weren't you in the shower?
815 00:43:32 I had to get a towel.
816 00:43:36 - Something wrong?- I'm fine.
817 00:43:38 Like I just bought a new car,but it had mileage on it.
818 00:43:46 Is the house next door on fire?
819 00:43:49 Shit!
820 00:43:55 Is anyone in?
821 00:44:00 Yes? What is it?
822 00:44:04 Can I help you?
823 00:44:06 There's smoke coming outof your house.
824 00:44:10 - The owner's out?- I'm his mother.
825 00:44:13 Don't worry about the smoke.
826 00:44:15 It's just a curtain that caught firefrom a candle.
827 00:44:18 We were all a bit distracted,
828 00:44:21 because my son's weddingis postponed.
829 00:44:24 That just happened to me!
830 00:44:26 Really?
831 00:44:28 What a coincidence.
832 00:44:29 We decided to marry in the garden.
833 00:44:32 In the garden...That's a great idea!
834 00:44:36 Swooning over your son-in-law's Dad...
835 00:44:38 And lying to me.
836 00:44:40 I might want a paternity test for Flo.
837 00:44:43 It was 30 years ago!
838 00:44:45 How can you talk of lying
839 00:44:47 when you cheated on me,
840 00:44:49 said Appoline's videosweren't yours
841 00:44:52 and those were diabetes pills?
842 00:44:56 Typical. Now you change the subject.
843 00:44:59 Stop acting innocent.Men are all the same.
844 00:45:03 So no need to test out others.
845 00:45:24 Anyone there?
846 00:45:48 Hands up!
847 00:45:53 Another man sees you naked.
848 00:46:18 Are you okay, G茅rard?
849 00:46:20 I'm fine.
850 00:46:21 Shit!
851 00:46:25 Still okay?
852 00:46:27 I'm fine.
853 00:46:42 Marl猫ne!
854 00:46:43 Help! Do something.
855 00:47:01 Please Marl猫ne, stop.Call for help!
856 00:47:04 It's a lovely garden.
857 00:47:06 Unless it rains...
858 00:47:07 Mum?
859 00:47:09 Why's she here?
860 00:47:10 Hello. Have we met?
861 00:47:13 There's a burglar!
862 00:47:15 What?
863 00:47:16 Call the police!
864 00:47:34 In this unassuming house,
865 00:47:36 a couple was attacked yesterday.
866 00:47:38 A horrifying experience,
867 00:47:40 recounts one of the victims,
868 00:47:42 who wished to remain anonymous.
869 00:47:45 My wife and I were relaxingin the bathroom,
870 00:47:48 when we heard a sudden noise.
871 00:47:50 I was a bit scared, it seemed odd.
872 00:47:52 And then suddenly this jackassappears with a knife...
873 00:47:57 A sword, in fact.
874 00:47:59 Now for the football.Since ruining Paris's team,
875 00:48:03 Augustin has become a star in Marseille.
876 00:48:19 What's this?
877 00:48:20 Why are you all here?
878 00:48:23 Surprise!
879 00:48:24 You like it?
880 00:48:26 If you can't get married in a castle,
881 00:48:28 the castle will come to you.
882 00:48:30 The wedding is on!
883 00:48:32 Of course!
884 00:48:33 It's your neighbour!
885 00:48:34 Happened to her too.
886 00:48:36 She's lovely.
887 00:48:38 Unlike her mother...Who's a real bitch.
888 00:48:42 You see,
889 00:48:44 everyone's here, even Granny.
890 00:48:47 Congratulations, my little Greg.
891 00:48:50 Thanks, Gran.
892 00:48:51 I always thought he was gayas a picnic basket.
893 00:48:57 Her hearing aid settingsare broken...
894 00:48:59 What's wrong?
895 00:49:01 You look sad, you're not pleased?
896 00:49:03 I think it's great. But it's Flo...
897 00:49:06 She really wanted a castle.
898 00:49:08 She's delighted!
899 00:49:10 She's setting up the cocktail bar.
900 00:49:16 Hi, darling!
901 00:49:18 There's activities for the kids.
902 00:49:20 We have to watch Marius...
903 00:49:22 No, Marius! What are you doing?
904 00:49:25 Don't destroy the cactus!
905 00:49:27 This is impossible, we can't.
906 00:49:29 We need to change the date!
907 00:49:31 We can't do it on the fly.
908 00:49:33 Don't panic.
909 00:49:34 It's all fixed.We can't change the date.
910 00:49:37 After my trial,I'm not sure I'll be let out.
911 00:49:40 I'm not missing my son's wedding!
912 00:49:43 Of course not.
913 00:49:46 It's a nightmare!
914 00:49:47 This means two weddings...
915 00:49:49 The same day.
916 00:49:50 Next door.
917 00:49:52 It's impossible. It's way too risky.
918 00:49:55 If we had time, it'd be doable.
919 00:49:57 What do you think?
920 00:49:58 A photo of the Maldives?
921 00:50:01 For our honeymoon.
922 00:50:02 But it's a fake wedding!
923 00:50:05 We could have a fake honeymoon.
924 00:50:08 And fake kids.
925 00:50:10 Have you ever tried a moustache?
926 00:50:20 They're off to Flo's hen party!
927 00:50:23 Brilliant.
928 00:50:24 We've got time to plan.
929 00:50:26 Our luck has finally turned.
930 00:50:29 We need suncream for Marrakesh!
931 00:50:32 Marrakesh?
932 00:50:34 Where are we going?
933 00:50:43 How will Flo believeI'm in Marrakesh too?
934 00:50:46 I might have a solution.
935 00:50:55 That's good. Great.
936 00:50:57 That's really good.
937 00:50:58 - Mr Hafid?- Yes?
938 00:50:59 Will this work?
939 00:51:01 All the Moroccan clubs will want him.
940 00:51:04 But, Mr Hafid,
941 00:51:06 let's be honest, he's fat.
942 00:51:08 You can't say "fat" anymore.
943 00:51:11 What then?
944 00:51:12 Fat people no longer exist.
945 00:51:15 They do, but they're not fat.
946 00:51:17 You say "curvy."
947 00:51:19 Look at me, blink.
948 00:51:21 Tighten the belt, give it your all.
949 00:51:24 Work it, baby.
950 00:51:26 I'm so happy to work for you.
951 00:51:28 It's a childhood dream.
952 00:51:32 Abibi.com, how can I help?
953 00:51:34 It's Medi from Alibi.com.
954 00:51:36 Medi, my man, what a pleasure.
955 00:51:39 By the way,
956 00:51:40 thanks for the Moroccan license.
957 00:51:41 We're a hit.
958 00:51:43 Everybody lies here.
959 00:51:46 We need your help.
960 00:51:48 Hang on.
961 00:51:49 I'll get my Macbook.
962 00:51:59 I'm listening, Medi.
963 00:52:00 Greg's meant to be in Morocco.
964 00:52:02 Keep his fianc茅e away.
965 00:52:05 That's beginners's stuff. Easy.
966 00:52:07 I'll take care of it,she'll suspect nothing.
967 00:52:16 Shall we meet tomorrow?
968 00:52:19 I'll stop by to see youat Club Marmara.
969 00:52:24 It's our song!
970 00:53:06 We interrupt the programmefor a news flash.
971 00:53:11 We interrupt...
972 00:53:12 the programme for a news flash.
973 00:53:15 Yesterday, in south Marrakesh,
974 00:53:18 a professional gangof drunk women
975 00:53:21 broke into a mosque during prayers.
976 00:53:24 One was disguised as a princess.
977 00:53:27 Then they stole all the shoes,
978 00:53:30 during prayers.
979 00:53:32 Sacrilege, shock,
980 00:53:35 disbelief...
981 00:53:36 Girls, come see.
982 00:53:39 Girls!
983 00:53:40 Here's the proof on video.
984 00:53:43 Give us back our shoes.
985 00:53:47 We were that drunk?
986 00:53:48 Now authorities are concerned
987 00:53:51 about the disappearanceof the Ra茂 singer
988 00:53:53 Cheb Aziz, AKA the reptile.
989 00:53:56 He was last seen at the nightclub,
990 00:53:59 the Marmara.
991 00:54:05 What is it?
992 00:54:08 - A knife?- I can't go to jail.
993 00:54:12 My son needs me. His Dad's a jerk.
994 00:54:16 Is this a joke?
995 00:54:23 Hold on,
996 00:54:24 I can explain.
997 00:54:25 I'm just an intern.I don't want to die.
998 00:54:32 - Why do that?- I dunno.
999 00:54:34 It was a reflex.
1000 00:54:36 Great.
1001 00:54:37 Now what?
1002 00:54:43 Hide him in here.
1003 00:54:44 Not in a suitcase!
1004 00:54:51 "Not in a Suitcase",
1005 00:54:53 the new novel by Sam Sonitte,
1006 00:54:58 published by Rolling Bags,
1007 00:55:00 explores the world of illicit luggage.
1008 00:55:03 I'm in a taxi.
1009 00:55:04 It's Greg.
1010 00:55:05 There in 15.
1011 00:55:07 He's on his way.
1012 00:55:08 No way. He knows my husband.He can't come.
1013 00:55:12 Great. So what do I say?
1014 00:55:15 It won't work.I know her, she doesn't lie.
1015 00:55:20 It's her.
1016 00:55:22 Why's she video calling?
1017 00:55:23 You're meant to be in a taxi.
1018 00:55:31 Let's go.
1019 00:55:33 Honey, sorry to call so late,
1020 00:55:36 I've only just got some signal.
1021 00:55:38 We went biking and got stuckin a sandstorm.
1022 00:55:41 I'm so sorry.
1023 00:55:42 What a shame.I fly out this afternoon.
1024 00:55:45 See you at home.
1025 00:55:46 Yeah, okay.
1026 00:55:48 I'm just five minutes from the hotel.
1027 00:55:51 I can see it.
1028 00:55:52 I'll call you later.
1029 00:55:53 - Bad signal.- Sure.
1030 00:55:55 - Love you!- Love you too. Take care.
1031 00:56:00 Stop! He's hung up.
1032 00:56:04 I can't believe she lied to me.
1033 00:56:11 - Don't forget that.- Thanks.
1034 00:56:16 What happens in Marrakesh,stays there.
1035 00:56:18 Of course!
1036 00:56:20 Love you, bye.
1037 00:56:50 I'll just pee, then send it.
1038 00:56:52 The wedding's tomorrow! Pee later.
1039 00:56:55 Okay, fine. I'll send it now.
1040 00:57:14 Is anyone there?
1041 00:57:18 I warn you, I'm armed.
1042 00:57:28 What's that?
1043 00:57:42 What the fuck?
1044 00:58:32 It's the big day.
1045 00:58:34 Stressed?
1046 00:58:37 A bit, of course.
1047 00:58:39 I'll let you get ready.See you at the wedding.
1048 00:58:48 Thank you.
1049 00:58:49 I haven't said "Yes" yet.
1050 00:58:51 For changing.
1051 00:58:53 Becoming a man I can trust.
1052 00:59:01 Did I say I love you?
1053 00:59:05 I love you.
1054 00:59:36 Remember the plan?
1055 00:59:37 We greet them, go to the altar,
1056 00:59:39 and when I ask, you say?
1057 00:59:41 "No". My ex is back and I realisedI'm still in love with him.
1058 00:59:45 Perfect!
1059 00:59:46 I act sad, they leave,
1060 00:59:48 and I go to my real wedding.
1061 00:59:51 Hurry, they're here.
1062 00:59:53 - No news of Augustin?- It's weird.
1063 00:59:58 Hey!
1064 00:59:59 He's so handsome.
1065 01:00:01 Alright, Mum?
1066 01:00:03 Dad?
1067 01:00:04 We're proud of our son.
1068 01:00:07 Calm down, kids.
1069 01:00:08 Move it!
1070 01:00:10 Marius is such a thug.
1071 01:00:11 I'll hit you if you climb up.
1072 01:00:14 What's that drone?
1073 01:00:15 Jean-Pierre, my director friend.
1074 01:00:18 He took amazing shots for"Big Dicks in Wonderland".
1075 01:00:22 He's very good.
1076 01:00:23 Jean-Pierre!
1077 01:00:26 Hey, uncles!
1078 01:00:28 You brought beer?
1079 01:00:29 Don't worry, it's for the match.
1080 01:00:33 Go, Paris!
1081 01:00:38 Still no news of Augustin.
1082 01:00:39 Too bad, we can't wait.
1083 01:00:58 And these wonderful reasonsare why I am so happy
1084 01:01:03 to celebrate the wedding of Greg
1085 01:01:06 and Flo, who made him happyfrom day one.
1086 01:01:09 Come on!
1087 01:01:11 Now, the momentwe've been waiting for.
1088 01:01:14 Gr茅gory Robert Van Huffel,
1089 01:01:16 do you take Florence Paulette Martinas your wife?
1090 01:01:19 I do.
1091 01:01:21 Florence Paulette Martin,
1092 01:01:23 do you takeGr茅gory Robert Van Huffel
1093 01:01:26 as your husband?
1094 01:01:44 Florence?
1095 01:01:47 Yes.
1096 01:01:50 Sorry?
1097 01:01:51 Are you sure?
1098 01:01:53 Yes!
1099 01:01:59 I now pronounce you husband and wife.
1100 01:02:02 For better or for worse.
1101 01:02:04 Congratulations! How lovely.
1102 01:02:08 Long live the happy couple!
1103 01:02:11 I know it'll be a wonderful wedding.
1104 01:02:13 You've found a wonderful husband.Who loves and respects you.
1105 01:02:17 Who's become an uprightand honest person.
1106 01:02:22 Enjoy your day.
1107 01:02:24 It will be memorable.
1108 01:02:37 Flo's ring!
1109 01:02:39 Don't worry. Now, the real wedding.
1110 01:02:41 I don't have a ring!
1111 01:02:43 - Where's Augustin?- I dunno.
1112 01:02:45 Hey, guys!
1113 01:02:50 Thanks for coming.
1114 01:03:05 My rickshaw!
1115 01:03:07 Marco, look.
1116 01:03:09 The gorgio who screwed your wife!
1117 01:03:11 I'm gonna rip his head off.I'll smash his face in!
1118 01:03:59 First who cries loses?
1119 01:04:01 With this make-up,it'd better not be me,
1120 01:04:04 or you're toast.
1121 01:04:08 We did well with our daughter.
1122 01:04:11 I hope she takes after her fatherin terms of resilience.
1123 01:04:16 And her mother,for finding a wonderful husband.
1124 01:04:21 You're not the first,
1125 01:04:23 but you'll be the last.
1126 01:04:31 Welcome!
1127 01:04:32 I am very proud
1128 01:04:35 to marry Florence and Gr茅gory today.
1129 01:04:39 For those who don't know me,I'm a family friend.
1130 01:04:43 People call me Maurice,
1131 01:04:45 but, girls, you can call me tonight.
1132 01:04:51 What joy
1133 01:04:52 to marry you, Florence.
1134 01:04:54 In fact,
1135 01:04:56 you remind me of your Mum.
1136 01:04:59 Her long legs,
1137 01:05:01 slender and firm,
1138 01:05:04 her corset that showed offher breasts.
1139 01:05:22 Jean-Pierre, delighted.
1140 01:05:24 What the hell?
1141 01:05:25 - Really!- That's chick's bipolar.
1142 01:05:28 Grabs my ass, then attacks.
1143 01:05:29 You've gotta choose.
1144 01:05:49 Who's the strongest? Me!
1145 01:05:56 To be honest,I'm glad Greg's getting married.
1146 01:05:59 Less competition for single peoplelike me.
1147 01:06:03 By the way,
1148 01:06:04 any singles out there?
1149 01:06:12 As I was saying...
1150 01:06:21 I hope you'll embody
1151 01:06:23 happiness and faithfulness,
1152 01:06:26 like your mother
1153 01:06:28 and
1154 01:06:31 that's enough.
1155 01:06:32 In short, Gr茅gory
1156 01:06:34 Robert Van Huffel,
1157 01:06:35 do you take,
1158 01:06:37 as your wife, Florence
1159 01:06:40 Paulette Martin, here present?
1160 01:06:44 I do.
1161 01:06:46 Florence Paulette Martin,
1162 01:06:49 do you take as your husband
1163 01:06:51 Gr茅gory Robert Van Huffel,
1164 01:06:54 here present?
1165 01:06:58 I do.
1166 01:07:00 The rings.
1167 01:07:15 - Are you okay?- I'm fine.
1168 01:07:17 Don't worry, his fall was broken.
1169 01:07:19 He's fine.
1170 01:07:22 Go on, I'll take him home.
1171 01:07:25 Come on, kid.
1172 01:07:27 Don't worry.
1173 01:07:28 All good, I'm fine.
1174 01:07:30 Marius is fine, don't worry.
1175 01:07:33 That was quite a stunt.
1176 01:07:35 Nothing broken.
1177 01:07:36 Back to the party!
1178 01:07:42 I want to be like Greg.
1179 01:07:43 - What do you mean?- Polygamous.
1180 01:07:47 Greg's not polygamous.
1181 01:07:48 He was giving champagneto the neighbours.
1182 01:07:51 Sure. Pay me a trip to Vegas.
1183 01:07:53 If you pay, I'll keep quiet.
1184 01:07:55 Scout's honour.
1185 01:08:15 Shit.
1186 01:08:21 This is it! Paris versus Marseille.
1187 01:08:25 We're in bad shape, guys.
1188 01:08:28 Accept it.
1189 01:08:35 - Where were you?- Never mind.
1190 01:08:36 Thierry's gonna sabotage the wedding.
1191 01:08:39 - For revenge.- What?
1192 01:08:41 I caught him on the CCTV cameras.
1193 01:08:44 It's Thierry!
1194 01:08:46 I hacked his computer and found
1195 01:08:48 we helped his wife cheat.
1196 01:08:53 He's going to make a speechand tell all.
1197 01:08:56 Now it's time for revenge.
1198 01:08:59 We must warn Greg.
1199 01:09:00 What's that?
1200 01:09:01 Marseille reveals its hero,
1201 01:09:03 who wounded Paris's new star.
1202 01:09:06 Look, it's him.
1203 01:09:08 Hey, you.
1204 01:09:09 Come here.
1205 01:09:11 We want a word.
1206 01:09:21 Who are you?
1207 01:09:27 This is my house, I have keys.
1208 01:09:35 What's going on?
1209 01:09:37 He went that way.
1210 01:09:38 Did you see him?
1211 01:09:40 That gorgio is dead meat.
1212 01:09:45 Celle-Saint-Cloud police station.
1213 01:09:46 I'm calling becauseI have a serious problem.
1214 01:09:49 We have squattersin Celle-Saint-Cloud.
1215 01:09:52 - Can you go?- Got it.
1216 01:10:00 Have you seen
1217 01:10:01 a gorgio with a toilet seat on his ass?
1218 01:10:09 Hide in the bear.
1219 01:10:13 Can I try your suit?
1220 01:10:22 Come on, kids!
1221 01:10:23 Medi, it's on backwards.
1222 01:10:29 Let's go, kids!
1223 01:10:31 - That's sick.- Stop him.
1224 01:10:34 He's sick!
1225 01:10:35 What's wrong with you?
1226 01:10:38 Pervert!Come on, kids, let's go.
1227 01:10:59 One, two.
1228 01:11:01 Can you hear me?
1229 01:11:04 If you don't mind,I'd like to start the speeches.
1230 01:11:08 Sorry, but I hadn't finished.
1231 01:11:11 Sorry, Dominique.
1232 01:11:13 I'm nearly done.
1233 01:11:16 I remember you, as a baby,
1234 01:11:18 at the clinic.
1235 01:11:19 I can't believe this tiny being,
1236 01:11:22 I held in my arms,
1237 01:11:24 is going so far from me today.
1238 01:11:42 My turn to speak.
1239 01:11:44 But it's more a surprise,than a speech.
1240 01:11:47 Please give a round of applause
1241 01:11:50 for the great Patrick Fiori!
1242 01:11:57 Thank you. I'm so happy to be here.
1243 01:12:11 Shit.
1244 01:12:15 Fuck!
1245 01:12:18 He's there.
1246 01:12:19 Hey, you.
1247 01:12:21 Take that!
1248 01:12:22 What the hell?
1249 01:12:24 I'll show you.
1250 01:12:28 What the hell?
1251 01:12:30 Shana?
1252 01:12:31 Did you see that fat bastard?
1253 01:12:33 That's my father, bitch.
1254 01:12:35 Don't insult my daughter-in-law.
1255 01:12:38 You threaten my daughter?
1256 01:12:40 What's your problem?
1257 01:12:41 Fuck you, blondie.
1258 01:12:45 Oh no.
1259 01:13:19 Let me go!
1260 01:13:22 Bastard.
1261 01:13:50 That's enough.
1262 01:13:55 The dove!
1263 01:13:56 Don't look.
1264 01:13:58 - Don't look, darling.- Thank you.
1265 01:14:07 I'm okay.
1266 01:14:08 Come on, cry, you're sad.
1267 01:14:10 Thanks, but...
1268 01:14:18 I said I'm okay!
1269 01:14:21 You're here.
1270 01:14:24 Now you arrive?
1271 01:14:25 Greg, we're in deep shit.
1272 01:14:27 I noticed. Thanks.
1273 01:14:29 Thierry's an Alibi victim.He's out for revenge.
1274 01:14:32 What?
1275 01:14:33 He planned to reveal all in a video.
1276 01:14:35 About your fake Dad,
1277 01:14:37 fake Mum...
1278 01:14:38 How you hid your real parents,
1279 01:14:40 and hired a wacko for a fake weddingwith them.
1280 01:14:43 But don't worry, I fixed it.
1281 01:14:47 What's up?
1282 01:14:48 Why is it silent?
1283 01:14:50 I don't know.
1284 01:15:04 What's all this, darling?
1285 01:15:07 Darling?
1286 01:15:09 You're with that fake-breasted cougar?
1287 01:15:11 They're not fake.
1288 01:15:13 She's not my mistress.
1289 01:15:16 She's my mother.
1290 01:15:19 Appoline is your mother?
1291 01:15:21 Delighted, I'm father of the bride.
1292 01:15:25 This is my father.
1293 01:15:28 Not quite the same.
1294 01:15:32 Hang on.
1295 01:15:34 You organised all of this because
1296 01:15:40 you're ashamed?
1297 01:15:47 I realise it's not easy to accepta petty crook like me.
1298 01:15:52 But you know,
1299 01:15:55 there's one thing I never lied about.
1300 01:15:59 The love I have for my son.
1301 01:16:02 For our son.
1302 01:16:14 Well,
1303 01:16:16 we'll leave you
1304 01:16:20 to enjoy yourselves.
1305 01:16:45 Well done, you win.
1306 01:16:47 I'm crying.
1307 01:16:57 For what it cost...
1308 01:17:15 The divorce is ready.
1309 01:17:16 You just need to sign.
1310 01:17:21 Don't wait for the storm to pass,
1311 01:17:24 learn to dance in the rain.
1312 01:17:27 Find that online?
1313 01:17:30 Yes.
1314 01:17:33 You know what hurts most?
1315 01:17:35 Not that you lied.
1316 01:17:37 You didn't think I could understand.
1317 01:17:40 I'm sorry.
1318 01:17:42 Our parents would never have got on.
1319 01:17:45 Parents will do a lotfor their children.
1320 01:17:56 After all that, it's a waste.
1321 01:18:00 It's my fault too.I shouldn't have tried to change you.
1322 01:18:05 Guys usually lie so they can cheat.
1323 01:18:09 You lied so as not to lose me.
1324 01:18:13 I'm glad you get it.
1325 01:18:17 We're adults.
1326 01:18:20 Let's stay friends?
1327 01:18:25 Yes.
1328 01:18:27 Great.
1329 01:18:29 I have to go, I'm late.
1330 01:18:36 Bye.
1331 01:18:47 Patrick Fiori takes a career break
1332 01:19:13 SORREY
1333 01:19:23 Hello.
1334 01:19:26 Hi.
1335 01:19:28 Hugo.
1336 01:19:29 Come in.
1337 01:19:30 They're for your Mum.
1338 01:19:32 ... a concrete sidewalk!
1339 01:20:01 - Hello.- Thanks.
1340 01:20:02 Have a nice day.
1341 01:20:40 Darling.
1342 01:20:43 Mum?
1343 01:20:45 Why are you here?
1344 01:20:46 Well...
1345 01:20:48 I know the groom.
1346 01:20:51 Really?
1347 01:20:53 Come.
1348 01:21:18 Your father wanted to be here too.
1349 01:21:23 Hey, son!
1350 01:21:24 What's up?
1351 01:21:26 I love weddings.
1352 01:21:28 Are you married?
1353 01:21:45 Alibi revenge?
1354 01:21:50 Congratulations.
1355 01:21:53 You're ready to be hired.
1356 01:21:56 We all have our flaws.
1357 01:21:57 You're a liar, I hold a grudge.
1358 01:22:04 My Mum once said you forgiveas much as you love.
1359 01:22:08 Apparently, I love you.
1360 01:22:13 And me, you.
1361 01:22:15 Even if we had a bad start,
1362 01:22:17 I'm sure the best is to come.
1363 01:22:20 Thank you, that means a lot.
1364 01:22:23 I'm sure we'll become good friends.
1365 01:22:28 We're family now.
1366 01:22:30 We'll always be behind you.
1367 01:22:32 Well, behind...
1368 01:22:34 I mean, together.
1369 01:22:38 Wait, is this our wedding?
1370 01:22:43 Lucky you're hot.
1371 01:22:46 Medi, abort!
1372 01:22:48 Do you hear me?
1373 01:22:50 Medi, we have a problem.
1374 01:22:52 Can you hear me?
1375 01:22:54 What's up?
1376 01:22:57 What's going on?
1377 01:22:59 I'm not just a liar...
1378 01:23:03 I'm also jealous.
1379 01:23:12 Revenge!
1380 01:23:42 Very, very jealous.
1381 01:23:48 You'll pay for this.
1382 01:23:49 You know you're gonna pay?
1383 01:23:53 My dress!